Have You Ever...

[BLACKDOG]

Ever been doing drum brakes and while hooking the springs back on with needle nose vice grips had them slip off the spring and shoot straight up your nose? - That was the worst bloody nose I've ever had - everyone thought I broke it.


BTW, I'm glad I'm not alone on the double and tripple whammy thing!

Oh, your definitely not alone on the doube/triple/ QUADRUPLE whammy

Have you ever been installing the new front diff in your IFS system, and get stung in the ear by a bee?  jerking up, you slam your head into the end of the front driveshaft (suspended by zipties) jerking your head back down, swinging your hands up to cradle your aching ear and head, forgetting that the only thing keeping the diff from dropping on you was said hands?  

I'vw gotten hit in the eye with that stupid spring.  Thank God it was one of the few times I ever wore my glasses

[BUBBA]

Knocked yourself out with a 3lb sledge hammer between the eyes.

[crawlerdan]

Knocked yourself out with a 3lb sledge hammer between the eyes.

yes, then toybuilt found me unconcious under my 85 a few hours later in a pool of my own blood

[rockscrambler]

Knocked yourself out with a 3lb sledge hammer between the eyes.

NO I did have an old sledge break on me while I was breaking up a driveway and hit my nephew in the back of the head(broke on the swing not impact)

yes, then toybuilt found me unconcious under my 85 a few hours later in a pool of my own blood

  ouch

[rockscrambler]

stepped up on a bed to walk across it to another bed and into a metal bladed ceiling fan on high?

all 3 blades

BANG folded the blade straight up. stitches:23 inside 28 outside. all the way to the skull and dented it. just above hairline. my 15yr old hairline

BANG folded just the blade end.     stitches:16 inside  22 outside. dead center top of the head.

ding bent leading tip only               no stitches only butterflies. back crown of the head.

so as you can tell I was tring to duck    should have ducked sooner.

I looked like a cancer patient well once the bandages came off  I had 4 bald spots.  stupid ER tech thought I had one on the side of my head. sorry no pics

[BLACKDOG]

stepped up on a bed to walk across it to another bed and into a metal bladed ceiling fan on high?

all 3 blades

BANG folded the blade straight up. stitches:23 inside 28 outside. all the way to the skull and dented it. just above hairline. my 15yr old hairline

BANG folded just the blade end.     stitches:16 inside  22 outside. dead center top of the head.

ding bent leading tip only               no stitches only butterflies. back crown of the head.

so as you can tell I was tring to duck    should have ducked sooner.

I looked like a cancer patient well once the bandages came off  I had 4 bald spots.  stupid ER tech thought I had one on the side of my head. sorry no pics

sorry dude, but thats funny   sure you didn't thinks do at the time

[rockscrambler]

  funny thing at the moment it happened I looked at the fan spinning and wobbling over me and busted  up laughing until 1 of my friends that were sleeping over started    like a chick and freaking out because my head was covered in blood. It was at this moment I realized that my head was hurt    but It still didn't hurt if you know what I'm talking about I was just bleeding all over the place. I forget how much blood they said I lost but they had to call the blood bank in the next county.
The worst part    I couldn't play football for 1 month they were afraid of me reopening my wounds. and the pain    kind of made me  but yes today looking back it    because I can still picture that fan spinning and wobbling  with it's bent blades. which by the way stayed in my room as a reminder until  my mom sold the house and moved back to California .

[unclejpl4x4]

hay U pulled out your balls and showed them to every one at a party .........  O wait think i posted that befor  Nm

[rockscrambler]

does streaking at a pool party count uncle.?

[unclejpl4x4]

ya

[rockscrambler]

OK then YES I HAVE   

[Duffil]

I showed em to the best man at my bros wedding...we were all dressing in the same room and hey kept talking smack, so I said "hey, check this out!" he shut up after that.

[wa4x4]

Ever gotten your atv so stuck you had to spend 1.5 hours digging it out....on your property?

[toybuilt]

Ever get high sinnard in the mud

[*FFC*]

Ever get high sinnard in the mud

All the time!!! I did it once in my Bronco and my boys had to lift the front end to get me outta there, as they were lifting and I was in reverse, someone drove by in the puddle that I was hangin over and SOAKED the boys

[unclejpl4x4]

All the time!!! I did it once in my Bronco and my boys had to lift the front end to get me outta there, as they were lifting and I was in reverse, someone drove by in the puddle that I was hangin over and SOAKED the boys

[*FFC*]

Have you ever jumped out of yer rig to have yer knees just buckle like they're not even there? 

[*FFC*]

Have you ever had to straddle a motorcycle just to get to yer cereal cupboard in yer kitchen?    I swear mom needs to find another storage area for her bike 

[unclejpl4x4]

Have you ever had to straddle a motorcycle just to get to yer cereal cupboard in yer kitchen?    I swear mom needs to find another storage area for her bike 

If U have a motorcycle in the kichen  U must be a redneck

[*FFC*]

If U have a motorcycle in the kichen  U must be a redneck

..... along with license plates and hubcaps for wall decorations, and toolboxes in the kitchen "for looks"

[BLACKDOG]

If U have a motorcycle in the kichen  U must be a redneck

  they are definitley rednecks down there 

[*FFC*]

[rockscrambler]

so let me see if I have this right all there is to life is  , , trucks ,   , mud ,  , wheelin' and   ,hunting , fishing , , breakin' things and alittle  .


if that were true we would be very shallow beings I have lots of other thing running through my mind . like ?  ummmm. wait  give me a seconds . hey theres a topless hooker driving her 4wheel drive through a bunch of mud and rock with a keg in the passenger seat  with a rifle and a fishing rod on her gun rack. and two guys  fightin over who's getting in the truck with her. ouch one of them just broke a nude statuette over the others head . see ya wrong there's no sex in there    Oops sorry I guess we have a winner and they are doing it in the bed. OK your right ! thats all that's going on in there

[unclejpl4x4]

ok ok  i have a lot .......... i'll share 1   have U ever pick up a woman    asking for a ride   while U where in THE WORK TRUCK  on the clock.   

[rockscrambler]

well seeing as I am a tow truck driver YES more times than I can remember. Oh you weren't referring to in the course of your job. sorry

once or twice maybe.

[kneedownnate]

Have you ever been late getting back to work cause she wanted to pay you back    for giving her a ride?  Yea, me neither.

[unclejpl4x4]

ok how about going to the (  o Y o ) bar on your lunch time and taking 50 min  when u only

[DTB]

how about gotten so faced at your lunch break that you couldnt go back to your crappy job.  "I swear boss I got really sick on my lunchbreak. Musta been somethin' I 

ate." I've never done it but i'm sure you guys have.

[rockscrambler]

Have you ever been late getting back to work cause she wanted to pay you back for giving her a ride? Yea, me neither.

hey atleast let me answer for myself.  No because there is no set time on how long it my take me to tow somewhere drop the vehicle do the paperwork collect the money and get back to the shop  not that this has ever happened 

[Rocksurfer]

how about gotten so faced at your lunch break that you couldnt go back to your crappy job.  "I swear boss I got really sick on my lunchbreak. Musta been somethin' I 

ate." I've never done it but i'm sure you guys have.

Had something close to that happen to a guy I knew at work:

Have you ever got faced on your lunch break and been arrested for DUI after getting in an accident on the way back and had the officer call your boss to let him know you won't be back to work that day? Yes it was also his last day working there.