Have You Ever...

[4WD22R]

Yeah....2 seperate occasions......

[BUDDERS]

Got detention for farting in class - and then a weak later for burping in class.  Yeah I was a gross kid - not much has changed..  This was the only time I ever got detention too...LOL

[BLACKDOG]

Got detention for farting in class - and then a weak later for burping in class.  Yeah I was a gross kid - not much has changed..  This was the only time I ever got detention too...LOL

No, but I freaked out my science teacher a few times.  Our school used to serve Jose Ole burritos, and like clockwork, I'd start about 2 hours later.  Used  to eat a few, then when we'd do a chemical experiment, rip one or two, clal him over and say that my experimaent was making funny smells.  Got him to evacuate the classroom once, but after that he never bought it. 

[*FFC*]

SAS'd an Amigo?

[BLACKDOG]

SAS'd an Amigo?

helped??

[*FFC*]

helped??

Jason, kicking me in the legs while I'm layin under my vehicle is HARDLY helping

[BLACKDOG]

Jason, kicking me in the legs while I'm layin under my vehicle is HARDLY helping

Hey, I worked hard on that thing!!
1. kicked you while you were laying underneath it.
2. told you changing a slave cylinder was easy
3. laughed at you when you got brake fluid in your hair and in a puddle underneath your back
4. laughed at you when you hit your head
5. laughed at you when you hit your hand
6. laughed at you when you hit your finger
7. helped push the 'migo out of the shop to its bed for the night
8. scared the crap outta you when I rocked the 'migo when you left it in my apartment complex parking lot
9. helped push the amigo into a parking spot
10. helped you cover the amigo
11. told you I'd laugh if it got towed
12. told you  can't wait'll you flop it, and I hope that I'm there.
13. told you I needed your keys for the weekend

I think thats about it :dunno:if not, oh well.  We'll see who gets their keys back :

[*FFC*]

Hey, I worked hard on that thing!!
1. kicked you while you were laying underneath it.
2. told you changing a slave cylinder was easy
3. laughed at you when you got brake fluid in your hair and in a puddle underneath your back
4. laughed at you when you hit your head
5. laughed at you when you hit your hand
6. laughed at you when you hit your finger
7. helped push the 'migo out of the shop to its bed for the night
8. scared the crap outta you when I rocked the 'migo when you left it in my apartment complex parking lot
9. helped push the amigo into a parking spot
10. helped you cover the amigo
11. told you I'd laugh if it got towed
12. told you  can't wait'll you flop it, and I hope that I'm there.
13. told you I needed your keys for the weekend

I think thats about it :dunno:if not, oh well.  We'll see who gets their keys back :

omG I can feel the love

Good job Jason, that took a lot of thought, you named each and every EVERY thing that you did! OH, cept you omitted the name calling and gangin up on me with Matt

[Rocksurfer]

Hey, I worked hard on that thing!!
1. kicked you while you were laying underneath it.
2. told you changing a slave cylinder was easy
3. laughed at you when you got brake fluid in your hair and in a puddle underneath your back
4. laughed at you when you hit your head
5. laughed at you when you hit your hand
6. laughed at you when you hit your finger
7. helped push the 'migo out of the shop to its bed for the night
8. scared the crap outta you when I rocked the 'migo when you left it in my apartment complex parking lot
9. helped push the amigo into a parking spot
10. helped you cover the amigo
11. told you I'd laugh if it got towed
12. told you  can't wait'll you flop it, and I hope that I'm there.
13. told you I needed your keys for the weekend

I think thats about it :dunno:if not, oh well.  We'll see who gets their keys back :

That is the best job ever, standing over a woman and laughing at everything she does wow what a roll reversal.

[*FFC*]

That is the best job ever, standing over a woman and laughing at everything she does wow what a roll reversal.

Jason's very good at it

[YotaJohnBoy4x4]

ever seen a girl who doesnt know how to drive a stick.... try and start your truck while it was in gear, and run into her own car that was right infront of your truck when it jumped and it crinkled her fender and bent the door shut.... yea i have and i then proceeded to laugh and tell her im not payin a dime cuz its her fault

[JanMarie13]

wellllllll actually.....when i was barely 16 and had no clue about driving a stick, my stupid boyfriend at the time was making me move his toyota and i kept telling him i wasnt comfortable doing it but he made me.......anyway it was in gear and i turned the key and it lurched forward into the porch, right where he was sitting with his legs dangling over.  It's a shame he moved his legs so fast, he was a real    LOL!   wooooopsie

[BLACKDOG]

That is the best job ever, standing over a woman and laughing at everything she does wow what a roll reversal.

You should try it sometime RS.  I know better than to do it with spotter though.  I start with that, I gotta    

[BLACKDOG]

Been involved in a discussion about the death penalty, and how expensive it is, and how iut should be abolished based on the cost, and suggest

"20ft of rope is about 8 bucks, seems pretty cheap to me"  and almost get lynched for it?  I swear I lost 20 years of my life just for the looks I got

[*FFC*]

Been involved in a discussion about the death penalty, and how expensive it is, and how iut should be abolished based on the cost, and suggest

"20ft of rope is about 8 bucks, seems pretty cheap to me"  and almost get lynched for it?  I swear I lost 20 years of my life just for the looks I got

I SO woulda had yer back.... but let's not let this thread go into the death penalty discussion


I don't have any "have you ever's" so carry on

[SWAMPER]

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slipd in the bathtub 

[BLACKDOG]

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slipd in the bathtub 

you'll have to ask RUGER about that one   ask him what happens when you fal and grab aholt of the towel rack

[SWAMPER]

  Ive done that b4!!!

[unclejpl4x4]

speaking of tubs    have U ever drank 6 beers then a bottle of gold shloger    and wake up in the tube naked    and find giant pudles of puke on the floor

[*FFC*]

speaking of tubs    have U ever drank 6 beers then a bottle of gold shloger    and wake up in the tube naked    and find giant pudles of puke on the floor

Eeeewww that coulda been left unspoken

[kneedownnate]

No kiddin!

[rockscrambler]

    hey somepeople eat while they ......oh damn to late   

[Cheesemaker]

Tried to look for a smell in the living room, only to find that somebody tossed their tacos on the couch cushion, and all they did was flip the cushion over to hide it!  This happened to a co-worker!

[kneedownnate]

Can't say that's happened but...

Ever cleaned out your fridge trying to get rid of that smell, only to notice it's still there and gettin worse a couple of days later, so you buy those baking soda packs to absord the odor, but it's still there after a couple more days, then you FINALLY figure out where it's coming from?  Yea, never happened to me either, but it probably did would have sucked!

[BLACKDOG]

hit yourse;f in the face trying to pull start a three wheeler ??

[unclejpl4x4]

hit yourse;f in the face trying to pull start a three wheeler ??

  NO   

[*FFC*]

hit yourse;f in the face trying to pull start a three wheeler ??

          Thanks BD, I needed a good laugh 

[IronClad]

hit yourse;f in the face trying to pull start a three wheeler ??

yes  lmfao

[FATB0Y]

hit yourse;f in the face trying to pull start a three wheeler ??

I done that trying to use a come-a-long the cable broke punched myself in the mouth and chipped 2 teeth 

[TrikeKid]

hit yourse;f in the face trying to pull start a three wheeler ??

Almost, I nearly smacked the tank of a 200S with my face because of a partially inactive compression release (if you didn't let the rope coil all the way, you start to pull then it would jerk back).