Have You Ever...

[unclejpl4x4]

Have you ever bit into a chip and had it crunch and a piece of it fly up into your eye?

[Duffil]

Driven 200+ miles to pick up something for work on your day off, deliver it to a customer, and not even have your boss say "thank you" ??  If tomorrow wasn't pay day, I'd call in sick.

[toybuilt]

Driven 200+ miles to pick up something for work on your day off, deliver it to a customer, and not even have your boss say "thank you" ??  If tomorrow wasn't pay day, I'd call in sick.

I've done that and more on the clock, but off the clock you should have got atleast a thankyou if not more

[BLACKDOG]

Ok, my dad just got new concrete poured on the side of our house, basically widening the riveway and making access to the backyard.  Well, he did the whole coloring, stamping thing, and the sealer was put on it friday.  Well, I discovered today that this stuff is SLIPPERY WHEN WET!!!  My bro and I started sliding down the driveway, kinda like a stone slip-and-slide.  Well, needless to say, I decided to try it standing up.    now I am sitting here with a hole in my tongues because I lost my balance, slipped, and slammed my face into the concrete   

Coulda been worse though, coulda broken my jaw, broke a tooth, got a concussion, etc.  instead I had a small headache, and I can't talk very well.

[Lady Di]

Umm.... you just did this? and this was not something you did as a kid? MrBD> <BD did that help?

[BLACKDOG]

Umm.... you just did this? and this was not something you did as a kid? MrBD> <BD did that help?

yeah, about 7 hours ago  

Hey, I'm only 21, theres still time for me to be young and dumb!!

[unclejpl4x4]

[BLACKDOG]

A little late, but here is a picture of my tongue about 10 hours later.  I finally unloaded my camera today

[unclejpl4x4]

slacker

[BLACKDOG]

Tried everything to get your stereo working?  new batteries in the remote, punched a bunch of buttons, searched hi and low for the manual to trouble shoot it, then when you pulled it off the shelf to open it up, you reach back to unplug it, and it wasn't ever plugged in?   don't remember unplugging it

[kneedownnate]

...had to go through 3 sony car stereos, over the course of 1.5 years, before getting one that worked?

...got nice and comfortable where you're living, then had your landlord inform you he's selling the house/property?  This is the second time

...continually had trouble getting to sleep, found yourself not even tired at 3:30am with no end in sight?

...had to start selling off items you scrimped and saved to buy, just incase you find a place with a bigger security deposit (atleast if the new owners let me stay, I'll have a little "backup" money)?

...had your trolling motor sieze up on you....just as you reach the far shore of the river?

...found yourself posting a bunch of bitches in the early morning hours out of boredom?

[toybuilt]

Have you ever kept chocolate milk in a jar at the bottom of your work box for a year? I have and I always run up to the newbie's and have them take a big whiff of it. It's great; you see them bent over gagging . Everyone is always telling me to throw it away but I just ask if they want some and they run away. One of the guys that have been there longer than me drank some year old chocolate milk last week that was good stuff there, he spit it out and it smelt like twenty people had thrown up.

[DTB]

Have you ever kept chocolate milk in a jar at the bottom of your work box for a year? I have and I always run up to the newbie's and have them take a big whiff of it. It's great; you see them bent over gagging . Everyone is always telling me to throw it away but I just ask if they want some and they run away. One of the guys that have been there longer than me drank some year old chocolate milk last week that was good stuff there, he spit it out and it smelt like twenty people had thrown up.

uggghhh that makes me wanna puke just reading it. SICK! 

[BLACKDOG]

Have you ever kept chocolate milk in a jar at the bottom of your work box for a year? I have and I always run up to the newbie's and have them take a big whiff of it. It's great; you see them bent over gagging . Everyone is always telling me to throw it away but I just ask if they want some and they run away. One of the guys that have been there longer than me drank some year old chocolate milk last week that was good stuff there, he spit it out and it smelt like twenty people had thrown up.

Thats awesome!!!

[unclejpl4x4]

personel note : never drink anything from toybuilt

[BLACKDOG]

personel note : never drink anything from toybuilt

VERY VERY GOOD POINT!!

[BUDDERS]

That reminds me.  Have you ever farted in someone's gatorade bottle and screwed the lid back on when they weren't looking.  It's funny to see there face when they take the next sip.   

[BLACKDOG]

That reminds me.  Have you ever farted in someone's gatorade bottle and screwed the lid back on when they weren't looking.  It's funny to see there face when they take the next sip.   

and it worse when they don't open it for a few days

Even funnier was when my buddy let it air out, and then tried to drink the gatorade.  He said it even permeated into the liquid!! 

[tom w.]

it took me until i read this whole thing to think of one...

have you ever had somebody leave the iron (which was on at the time) and ironing board by the front door, proceed to open the front door, knock the iron  off the ironing board, and then before thinking about what you're doing grab the iron by the bottom...

[crawlerdan]

Have you ever kept chocolate milk in a jar at the bottom of your work box for a year? I have and I always run up to the newbie's and have them take a big whiff of it. It's great; you see them bent over gagging . Everyone is always telling me to throw it away but I just ask if they want some and they run away. One of the guys that have been there longer than me drank some year old chocolate milk last week that was good stuff there, he spit it out and it smelt like twenty people had thrown up.

why yes, yes i have...care to reminiss about it old pall??

[Cheesemaker]

At work we have these bags that the blocks of cheese go into!  Well, you would fart into one, and quickly close it up!  And go and start talking to somebody, hopefully one you don't like this week!  And gently squeeze the bag like a bagpipe under your arm towards their face!  And wait!!!   

[Wermz84]

 Read so much flatulence humor in one page....     those are too much.   

[BLACKDOG]

Sprained your ankle the night before a BIG camping trip??

[unclejpl4x4]

Sprained your ankle the night before a BIG camping trip??

    j/k   

[Blingn]

Sprained your ankle the night before a BIG camping trip??

that looked broke man

[*FFC*]

Sprained your ankle the night before a BIG camping trip??

you walked pretty good on it considering what it looked like

[BLACKDOG]

that looked broke man

you walked pretty good on it considering what it looked like

eh, its fine now.    I hope.  Doesn't hurt hardly at all anymore, just tender, and the bruising is gone.    lets see if I can avoid a repeat preformance huh?

[BLACKDOG]

Lifted weights in the dark, because your garage light burnt out?

[mikerob]

Have u ever left all the lunch meat and mayonaise, ketchup, and mustard in the ice chest for two weeks after MCR5 then almost barfed trying to clean it up

[Duffil]

Lifted weights in the dark, because your garage light burnt out?

Wouldn't that be your bedroom light?