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[Cheesemaker]

I just want reply #1200!!   

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I just want reply #1200!!   

[FATB0Y]

Dropped this gear on your testiculars when you were trying to install it?? 

how the hell did ya do that 

never mind I prolly don't wanna know

[Cheesemaker]

I know some people out there in the world are just REALLY KINKY!?  If you saw the pics, then you'd know it was in his bedroom!  Or he's starting a new weight lifting program! 

[BLACKDOG]

how the hell did ya do that 

never mind I prolly don't wanna know

I know some people out there in the world are just REALLY KINKY!?  If you saw the pics, then you'd know it was in his bedroom!  Or he's starting a new weight lifting program! 

  I live in an apartment.  The only place that I could put it together was either at my desk in my bedroom, or out in the living room.  My computers in my bedroom, so it only makes sense. I had the housing on my desk, and the gear rolled off and  crunch 

[BLACKDOG]

shot a mosquito eater with an airsoft gun?

[toybuilt]

Have you ever drank a couple gallons of chocolate milk in one day with mold in your glass?

[unclejpl4x4]

Have you ever drank a couple gallons of chocolate milk in one day with mold in your glass?

U know they have this thing called  a dishwashers and sinks  this thing calld soap.

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Have you ever drank a couple gallons of chocolate milk in one day with mold in your glass?

[Cheesemaker]

What ya got there would be either yogurt or sour cream! 

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Have you ever drank a couple gallons of chocolate milk in one day with mold in your glass?

I drank some peach juice that was in my room, it was about a week old (in a sealed bottle).  I chugged quite a bit of it THEN looked at the contents of the bottle    There was a huge chunk of mold floating right in the middle... I wanted to  soooo bad

[FATB0Y]

Have you ever totally fu(ked something up showing off?

I saw a friend of mine today at a red light on his VTX 1800 Honda and I was on my Fatboy we decided to drag race, when the light turned green I hammered it and sheered off the bolts that hold on my rear pulley all 5 of 'em now my junk is fu(ked up and I gotta drill out the bolts. I pulled the rear tire off and started on it but I didn't finish. I guess I have to get some stronger bolts. or loose a few ft lbs of torque

[kneedownnate]

Have you ever drag raced him before?  I'd be real curious of the outcome....

[FATB0Y]

Have you ever drag raced him before?  I'd be real curious of the outcome....

Oh yeah, I've beet him several times. when mine was stock I couldn't hang with him after 3rd gear now he can't hang with me

[Wermz84]

Have you ever totally fu(ked something up showing off?

I saw a friend of mine today at a red light on his VTX 1800 Honda and I was on my Fatboy we decided to drag race, when the light turned green I hammered it and sheered off the bolts that hold on my rear pulley all 5 of 'em now my junk is fu(ked up and I gotta drill out the bolts. I pulled the rear tire off and started on it but I didn't finish. I guess I have to get some stronger bolts. or loose a few ft lbs of torque

The only time I ever really screw anything up or eat S$@% is when I am showing off!! 

[FATB0Y]

I got it put back together 2-day
and now all is right in the world.

[BLACKDOG]

Read the entire "Making of the Willy Mammoth" thread at one time??   I think there is a permanent dent in my chair now, from me sitting here so long

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Read the entire "Making of the Willy Mammoth" thread at one time??   I think there is a permanent dent in my chair now, from me sitting here so long

[wa4x4]

Fully watched an SUV pull a lawn job in your front yard? I WATCHED THEM roll by, turn around and then floor it through my yard. Idiots. It was too dark for a description, we don't have a street light and our outside lights were off.

[motorider228]

nope havent had that wa4x4. no one would want to do it to me.

have you ever brushed your teeth just to find out it was your little sisters tooth brush?.......happened two days ago to me

[kneedownnate]

Oh yeah, I've beet him several times. when mine was stock I couldn't hang with him after 3rd gear now he can't hang with me

What have you done to yours so far?  I saw a pretty nice vtx today, all black, black header wrap, very simple and clean.  Only thing that looked off was the rear fender seemed too short and rolled over too abruptly, like they'd stretched the swingarm and not extended the fender too.

[FATB0Y]

What have you done to yours so far? 

J.E.T Heads
Screaming Eagle HTCC  Intake
Keith Black 10.5:1 pistons
HQ 0033-G Cam
S&S gear drive kit
Screaming Eagle adj. Pushrod kit
PowerComander III USB
ArlenNessBigsucker w/K&N
Stage I ECM
I took the Bassani Road Rage 2-1 off to get it replaced for a bad weld and a buddy lowned me his old home made drag pipes and I hate to admit it but I gained about 7hp and 8tq  I'm now up to 116Hp/121Tq
It will totally scare the outta ya.
Oh BTW my buddy Dwane (the guy with the VTX 1800) bought a Harley this past weekend after I busted his  again on fri. 

[81yota]

Have you ever had a buddy make a huge potato gun and when he sprayed the airesol into the canistor and nothing happens he takes a look while clicking the lighter...seeing someone without eyebrows or eyelashes is quite funny for the first 5 weeks. 

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Have you ever had a buddy make a huge potato gun and when he sprayed the airesol into the canistor and nothing happens he takes a look while clicking the lighter...seeing someone without eyebrows or eyelashes is quite funny for the first 5 weeks. 

i've seen some funny stuff happen with potatoe cannons.
ever used one for a paintball mortar launcher? (played a HUGE tournament in houston, teams of over 200 goin all out for 2 days)

[wa4x4]

Yeah, potato guns are super fun, but highly illegal, so don't get caught with one. The taliban used to use them in training excersizes I beleive.

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Yeah, potato guns are super fun, but highly illegal, so don't get caught with one. The taliban used to use them in training excersizes I beleive.

the legality depends on your state.

[wa4x4]

And how the cop perceives it. If a cop sees it in your car visible it is a great excuse for him to pull you out and search your car. Not a problem for most of us, but an incovenience.

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true, because then he would figure that your launching it at other vehicles (like an idiot). but if they see you using it out in a wide open field or wooded area they usually dont care.

[kneedownnate]

I took the Bassani Road Rage 2-1 off to get it replaced for a bad weld and a buddy lowned me his old home made drag pipes and I hate to admit it but I gained about 7hp and 8tq  I'm now up to 116Hp/121Tq
It will totally scare the outta ya.

That's a lotta green!  My friend kinda got side swiped by another rider, so insurance paid for replacement parts and it was cheaper to replace his exhaust with an aftermarket header and slip on, so he did and it gained him 10 hp.....800cc V4.....now at 115hp.  Sounded like a miniature v8 after than.  I saw a super rare honda race bike at a track day once, an rc45 (a mid to early 90s model still runs over $30,000), and it was far and away THE BEST sounding bike I've ever heard!  I totally dig the sound of a well tuned v twin, but this thing was amazing!  Just curious if you've taken your bike to the drags yet too? 

And to stay on topic, ever over oiled your filter and lost over a second at the drags?  Wheelie, spin, bog, no matter what I got 12.5 every frickin time! 

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Have you ever bit into a chip and had it crunch and a piece of it fly up into your eye?