Have You Ever...

[Rock polisher]

Told somebody yer cell phone was acting up....just so u don't hafta call them?

[*FFC*]

Told somebody yer cell phone was acting up....just so u don't hafta call them?

[BUDDERS]

Have you ever swallowed a quarter while drunk or sober?  I just found out that a girl at work got drunk this last weekend and started playing drinking games.  Next thing you know, she has swallowed a quarter - and still hasn't passed it.  You should have heard the jokes about that one!

[*FFC*]

Have you ever swallowed a quarter while drunk or sober?  I just found out that a girl at work got drunk this last weekend and started playing drinking games.  Next thing you know, she has swallowed a quarter - and still hasn't passed it.  You should have heard the jokes about that one!

Ouch!!

[BUDDERS]

she's a cashier, so  she'll probably squeaze out 2 dimes and a nickle

[*FFC*]

she's a cashier, so  she'll probably squeaze out 2 dimes and a nickle

         

[kneedownnate]

You know that aint gonna feel good

[Rocksurfer]

she's a cashier, so  she'll probably squeaze out 2 dimes and a nickle

Hope she has enough dimes and nickels sure would be tough to have to pinch a few pennys out too.

[BLACKDOG]

Told somebody yer cell phone was acting up....just so u don't hafta call them?

Hung up on someone, then called them back on your buddies' phone, telling them that your phone died, and you don't wanna use your buddies' minutes, so you can't talk?

[*FFC*]

Hung up on someone, then called them back on your buddies' phone, telling them that your phone died, and you don't wanna use your buddies' minutes, so you can't talk?

So THAT'S why we get disconnected so much

[Rocksurfer]

If I ever get tired of talking to someone I just push end and tell them I must have been in a bad area.

[*FFC*]

Have you ever been sittin at yer computer, minding yer own business, doin the MC thing..... and have a mouse run up yer leg?

OMG I freaked out!!!!  I hate those things.... I can't sit here ever again completely content and relaxed

[wa4x4]

Ever gotten started in a club...say A subaru owners club, and gotten so inspired to make your car better that you decide to put all your money into your car for say the next year?

[*FFC*]

Ever gotten started in a club...say A subaru owners club, and gotten so inspired to make your car better that you decide to put all your money into your car for say the next year?

Isn't that what we do with our wheelers? 

[rockscrambler]

have youever been    and    for someone working your ass off to help them one minute and just          the next because you spent your time and   and    and   and  just to findout they were never in any trouble at all and not only that were drunk and drugged out playing slap and tickle with some piece the whole time you were looking for them. not to meantion that the person that called you    about them in the first place as probably just been lying to you just to get you to use what little favors you may have to find their wayward child. well that OK that's what family/friends do we help then wonder if we have been used?

[*FFC*]

I was an hour and a half away from home and one of my friends called me and said his girlfriend broke up with him and he wanted me to come over and be with him cuz he was sad (we've known each other forever)

So I, the dutiful easily manipulated good friend, drive all the way back home and meet up with him and he says "Just kidding"       

SON OF A.....................

[unclejpl4x4]

I was an hour and a half away from home and one of my friends called me and said his girlfriend broke up with him and he wanted me to come over and be with him cuz he was sad (we've known each other forever)

So I, the dutiful easily manipulated good friend, drive all the way back home and meet up with him and he says "Just kidding"       

SON OF A.....................

   U got burned     

[unclejpl4x4]

Have u ever driven down the road  and some dude   U up   so U do a U E  and chass him down  only to have him jump out with a golf club  then U take his door off    and then yell  pregnant dog your in the wrong HOOD

Ya that be mesd up right?   i would never do that.

[BLACKDOG]

Debated on getting a 3 wheeler or a toy for about the same price??  and can't decide? 

[unclejpl4x4]

Debated on getting a 3 wheeler or a toy for about the same price??  and can't decide? 

get the toy  and then give it to me as a late B-day presant
  but i did have lots of fun on a trik back in the day

[BLACKDOG]

get the toy  and then give it to me as a late B-day presant
  but i did have lots of fun on a trik back in the day

we'll see how the trike looks tommorow, then go from there. 

[*FFC*]

[BLACKDOG]

bought something, and then gotten headshakes and "you bought what!!!" from more than 3 different families/generations?

[IronClad]

all the time 

[Doosty]

okay this one isnt that funny but i was out at the sand pits here in my loacl town about the second week i had my truck. some dirtbikers were showing off taken about 20-25 foot jumps(lenght they cleared) so me and a friend decide to hit it doing about 75-80 kmh... i cleared all there tracks lol. allong with aloot of damage to me and my truck..

[Doosty]

woops this was supose to go to the have you ever. post. my bad

[dj]

gotten busted on your lunch hour while trying to get a fake I.D. at the DMV with your cousins birth certificate only 18 days before you turned 21 any way and then your boss come and bail you out

Not me some one I used to work with.

[TrikeKid]

Ever stepped in dog shirt and not realized it till you reached down with your hand to remove the shoe?

[4WD22R]

Ever smoked a bowl oh hookah too long and began to get a really bad headache, only to continue for another 30 mins. Then when you take the tin foil off the top of the bowl when you're done you find that the coals have completly melted through.  Then drive home with a headache so bad you can't stand to look at the road for more than 2 seconds, throw up 3 times, and have to sleep with the covers over your head because the light from your clock is too bright, only to still have a headache the next morning, which lasts till about 8 the next night?







Yeah, I guess tin foil is bad for the brain...............def a little more retarded now.........while workin on the truck I misplace tools all the time, normally they are about 2 feet away, and I can never remember anything either......I think the 750mls of Jack Daniels I drank in about 2 hours might have something to do with that....

[Cheesemaker]

Are you sure it was Jack and not the bong water?