Have You Ever...

[FATB0Y]

Bought a telephone pole?

My sister did with MY CAR

[rEdnECkwHeE1eR]

i bought one two months ago...3400 dollars

  There is NO way PG&E pays that much for a dam piece of treated wood

[FATB0Y]

That  price includes installation

[BLACKDOG]

ripped the shoplight out of the plug, and off the cieling where the reel was mounted, becasue you had it hooked to the grage dorr while it was up, then forgot it and rolled the door down

[bigdaddypoppop]

Have you ever been driving in snow so thick you had to have your buddy watch the guard rail and you the centerline, then seen tail lights and thought okay Im alright,,, only to realize with barely enough room to turn that the lights you were "following were stuck in the median?"  oh yeah, I managed to not get stuck and pulled them out with My 91 Dakota LOL

[FATB0Y]

ripped the shoplight out of the plug, and off the cieling where the reel was mounted, becasue you had it hooked to the grage dorr while it was up, then forgot it and rolled the door down

No I cant say I have. I guess that is not something I would do cuz the only way I could reach the roll up door would be standing on the tailgate of the truck

[wa4x4]

Have you ever tried to jump out of the bed of a truck, hitting the bedside flipped over and landed in gravel on your back?




I have

They all laughed.

[toybuilt]

Have you ever tried to jump out of the bed of a truck, hitting the bedside flipped over and landed in gravel on your back?




I have

They all laughed.

  No thats a new one to me, I tend to land on my feet most of the time

[wa4x4]

Dude, I can walk fine most of the time, its why I try to jump over stuff that hurts. It was my friends 80's 2wd chevy I fell off of same kids back deck I fell off of, same ending on my back in gravel, only this time it was a 4 foot drop so I didnt get up right away. Another time I got thrown off the railing of this guys deck, they had a mattress down below but they missed, I hit cement.

[crawlerdan]

  No thats a new one to me, I tend to land on my feet most of the time

un like your ol buddy dan...look as i wheeli over the stream of poo aaron...

[Rocksurfer]

   That would be funny

[crawlerdan]

  That would be funny

it happened, i ended up going over the bars face first in sewage

[Rocksurfer]

it happened, i ended up going over the bars face first in sewage

 

[crawlerdan]

 

that was over 10 years ago and toybuilt is still laughing    

[wa4x4]

I would be too if I saw someone taking a dip in poop    

[crawlerdan]

I would be too if I saw someone taking a dip in poop    

    dippy poop      

[FATB0Y]

Have you ever tried to jump out of the bed of a truck, hitting the bedside flipped over and landed in gravel on your back?




I have

They all laughed.

OUCH!

[BLACKDOG]

took a fishing boat down a neighborhood street?  3 1/2- 4 ft of water today in streets artound vacaville. 



Didn't catch anything though

[red]

ever been fishing from the bed of a pickup goin down the street? in houston when tropical storm allison hit and flooded about 70% of the city. caught a few snakes, and a bunch of stuff that had floated out of houses.

[wa4x4]

Ever been nearly T-boned by a speeding Sammi up at reiter pit while driving your tow rig out? I almost got out and punched him in the face, guy took the corner out of the second pit at at least 30 mph picking a tire and all with no concearn for anyone else but himself. I was pissed, I had almost 7,000 dollars worth of ORV's in the bed.

[Cheesemaker]

I would be too if I saw someone taking a dip in poop    

There are alot of manure tanks around here on the farms, and after a while they get this crust on top of it!  Which can be pretty solid, but if you get one where it's almost solid!!  And send a victim to walk across the top, and they'll hit a soft spot and sink in to their armpits!  It's a great gag for a friday night after a few    and you got a new victim!  After the manure has sat there for a while it really gets bad!!

[*FFC*]

There are alot of manure tanks around here on the farms, and after a while they get this crust on top of it!  Which can be pretty solid, but if you get one where it's almost solid!!  And send a victim to walk across the top, and they'll hit a soft spot and sink in to their armpits!  It's a great gag for a friday night after a few    and you got a new victim!  After the manure has sat there for a while it really gets bad!!

that's great!

[FATB0Y]

Have ya ever had the Game Warden come up to your truck and ask you if the fish were biting cuz you were sitting in the middle of the river on the tail gate fishin'? 

[wa4x4]

Ever turned on the TV to see a picture of an overturned WRX that looks strangely like yours rolled over on the freeway and wondered....hmmm did I lock my car last night?


Except he had different rims, I have 17"s, those were 18"s on that one.

[crawlerdan]

Ever turned on the TV to see a picture of an overturned WRX that looks strangely like yours rolled over on the freeway and wondered....hmmm did I lock my car last night?


Except he had different rims, I have 17"s, those were 18"s on that one.

no, that doesnt happen to anyone else, no one else can afford a wrx

[FATB0Y]

no, that doesnt happen to anyone else, no one else can afford a wrx

[toybuilt]

no, that doesnt happen to anyone else, no one else can afford a wrx

[wa4x4]

Ok well your car....

[BUBBA]

Ok well your car....

If it was my car,I'd be saying thank god,someone finally stole my car.

[*FFC*]

If it was my car,I'd be saying thank god,someone finally stole my car.

Me too!!!