Have You Ever...

[RK]

Get drunk, moon your buddy, and in the process moon an entire bus oad of tourists..

[unclejpl4x4]

Get drunk, moon your buddy, and in the process moon an entire bus oad of tourists..

[crawlerdan]

Get drunk, moon your buddy, and in the process moon an entire bus oad of tourists..

last weekend.............oops

[*FFC*]

last weekend.............oops

[crawlerdan]

 

[*FFC*]

Busted 

[bluerunner]

Last year in Afghanistan when one of the locals went in the port-o-potty, ... yeah we tipped it. 

[*FFC*]

Last year in Afghanistan when one of the locals went in the port-o-potty, ... yeah we tipped it. 

That is SOOOO MEAN!!!

ffc>> <<Bluerunner

Ooh revenge would never be too sweet if I were the vic...

[FATB0Y]

put a dead snake under the lid of a Port-a- John and the next victim turns out to be your bud who runs out pants down to his ankles screaming like a girl.

[crawlerdan]

yes, but we dont talk about that in public

[bluerunner]

BBWWWWAAAAAA, thats a good one

[toybuilt]

My brother and I where getting on the freeway and did a 360, in a 84 Buick Century

[crawlerdan]

ya, um, i was there, then we got it stuck in way to much mud

[unclejpl4x4]

Wheeld a 81 chevy citation  with air shocks  and front spring spacers for 2" of lift   and take it mudding     and burred the front end

[crawlerdan]

i pushed a citation off a cliff a few years ago, it went kaboom

[bluerunner]

we found a mud hole when i lived in tenn and put a reliant k car in and couldnt get it stuck for nothing, it was amazing

[Skinny_Pedal]

Doncha think that in a small town the vehicle will be recognized....that's quite a risk to take just for a little fun.  That is one of the reasons I don't usually leave my vehicles at a shop....Only done it twice, but my truck would be recognized around here 

no its ok. at our shop the customers actually ask us to take there vehicles home. they want it fixed right. it also helped that he was in africa and we have the syclone there for another 3 weeks

[toybuilt]

been a part of pushing a ford ranger off a cliff with a Subaru brat.

[crawlerdan]

been a part of pushing a ford ranger off a cliff with a Subaru brat.

yes, i have as a matter of fact!   :shh:

[*FFC*]

no its ok. at our shop the customers actually ask us to take there vehicles home. they want it fixed right. it also helped that he was in africa and we have the syclone there for another 3 weeks

Haha yeah him being in BFE would make a difference





Threw a tire out of the back of a pickup, and it bounced to my amigo 30 feet away...hitting and denting the door       Now that's a dumba$$ for ya

[Rocksurfer]

Haha yeah him being in BFE would make a difference





Threw a tire out of the back of a pickup, and it bounced to my amigo 30 feet away...hitting and denting the door       Now that's a dumba$$ for ya

Don't you just hate when that happens, who'd of thought a tire full of air could bounce like a rubber ball.

[*FFC*]

Don't you just hate when that happens, who'd of thought a tire full of air could bounce like a rubber ball.

the amigo was 30 feet away and I tried to drop the tire on its side

[BLACKDOG]

the amigo was 30 feet away and I tried to drop the tire on its side

You're lucky it didnt bounce back and smack you in the face.

[*FFC*]

You're lucky it didnt bounce back and smack you in the face.

No my dumbness-ness was in the back of the POS Chevy.  The whole reason this happened was cuz the tailgate was jammed and I couldn't get it down so I had to climb in the back and drop the freekin thing onto the ground

[BLACKDOG]

I got one

My work truck keeps getting broken into, so I finally got to take it home.  The pass. side window was busted out, and I was thinking "Gee, to keep people from getting in, I'm gonna park next to a pole in my aprtment complex so the pass. door wont open"  I thought it was a great idea until the next day, when I went out and had to get in.  The drivers side door lock was jacked up the 1st time it was broken into, so you have to go to the pass. side, unlock it, and reach across to open the drivers side door   I'm 6'6" 260, and I had to crawl halfway through the pass. window to reach across and open the druivers side door.   guess my plan didnt work out so well

[toybuilt]

I got one

My work truck keeps getting broken into, so I finally got to take it home. The pa$$. side window was busted out, and I was thinking "Gee, to keep people from getting in, I'm gonna park next to a pole in my aprtment complex so the pa$$. door wont open" I thought it was a great idea until the next day, when I went out and had to get in. The drivers side door lock was jacked up the 1st time it was broken into, so you have to go to the pa$$. side, unlock it, and reach across to open the drivers side door I'm 6'6" 260, and I had to crawl halfway through the pa$$. window to reach across and open the druivers side door. guess my plan didnt work out so well

I don't care who you are, thats funny right there  

[*FFC*]

I got one

My work truck keeps getting broken into, so I finally got to take it home.  The pass. side window was busted out, and I was thinking "Gee, to keep people from getting in, I'm gonna park next to a pole in my aprtment complex so the pass. door wont open"  I thought it was a great idea until the next day, when I went out and had to get in.  The drivers side door lock was jacked up the 1st time it was broken into, so you have to go to the pass. side, unlock it, and reach across to open the drivers side door   I'm 6'6" 260, and I had to crawl halfway through the pass. window to reach across and open the druivers side door.   guess my plan didnt work out so well

[unclejpl4x4]

I got one

My work truck keeps getting broken into, so I finally got to take it home. The pass. side window was busted out, and I was thinking "Gee, to keep people from getting in, I'm gonna park next to a pole in my aprtment complex so the pass. door wont open" I thought it was a great idea until the next day, when I went out and had to get in. The drivers side door lock was jacked up the 1st time it was broken into, so you have to go to the pass. side, unlock it, and reach across to open the drivers side door I'm 6'6" 260, and I had to crawl halfway through the pass. window to reach across and open the druivers side door. guess my plan didnt work out so well

      next time  just buy a dog

[*FFC*]

Have you ever:

Hit somebody's vehicle with yer tire and didn't know it?

LILBUDDY AND SUPERMAT ARE OMITTED FROM ANSWERING!!!!

Fell asleep in yer vehicle with it running... on accident?

[supermat]

Have you ever:

Hit somebody's vehicle with yer tire and didn't know it?

LILBUDDY AND SUPERMAT ARE OMITTED FROM ANSWERING!!!!

Fell asleep in yer vehicle with it running... on accident? 

Hahahaha! Yes, and yes! Cost me 15 bucks in perfectly good gas last night, wish I'd been awake to enjoy it!    And that little bit of tire rub... you can hardly see it, what's another black stripe on the side of the amigo anyway?! 

Matt