Have You Ever...

[SWAMPER]

[79coyotefrg]

walked in the house and fell down for absolutly no reason at all?


  all the time


Been on pain killers and sat in the middle of the kitchen and cried cause you didn't know where you were of what you were doing

i thought that was normal


grabbed a pair of pants out of the dryer, put them on, and half way through the day realize that there is a sock in the crotch of the pants?


   never needed a sock     BD  i wouldnt let here tell my secrets like that if i was you

[FATB0Y]

hooked up with a fine chick @ a club or party and lost her # 

[FATB0Y]

been so  you on your date ?

[crawlingturtle]

Given your pet testicular implants? http://www.neuticles.com/index1.html

[Cheesemaker]

wife is deathly afraid of spiders, and I farted a big gnarly beer and oyster fart in bed and yelled "spider on the ceiling," and she dives under the covers!!       Between her dry heaving and yelling get it and kill it, I thought I was going to pass out from laughing so hard!!

[FATB0Y]

wife is deathly afraid of spiders, and I farted a big gnarly beer and oyster fart in bed and yelled "spider on the ceiling," and she dives under the covers!! Between her dry heaving and yelling get it and kill it, I thought I was going to pass out from laughing so hard!!

your ol' lady is gonna kill you

[FATB0Y]

Given your pet testicular implants? http://www.neuticles.com/index1.html

WTF

[crawlingturtle]

WTF

What?    They're called Neuticles.   They allow "your pet to retain his natural look, self esteem and aids in the trauma associated with neutering."   

[FATB0Y]

What? They're called Neuticles. They allow "your pet to retain his natural look, self esteem and aids in the trauma associated with neutering."

The dog don't care anyway and if he did who cares, people are stupid..."A fool and his money are soon parted"

[sloyota]

i've slip off the clutch pedal because of dog sh@t on my shoe,almost rear ended the car in front me!

[FATB0Y]

i've slip off the clutch pedal because of dog sh@t on my shoe,almost rear ended the car in front me!

[Hyena]

i've slip off the clutch pedal because of dog sh@t on my shoe,almost rear ended the car in front me!

Never

[red]

had ur food slip off the clutch petal and had a HUGE piece of horse come flyin at ur head?


moved outta the way in time, feel sorry for the guy in the back seat tho

[FATB0Y]

flipped a car trying to avoid hitting a dog

[Hyena]

Ever have the same guy from school hit your truck twice?  A friend from school isn't that great of a driver.  One day we were heading home from school, right infront of the school office there is a speed bump.  I was driving behind a truck going about 15mph when they slammed on there breaks.  I slammed on my breaks and the kid behind me wasn't paying attention.  He rearended me.  His hood/grill/lights hit my shackles.  He broke one headlight mount, put 4 small dents in his hood from my shackles and cracked his grill.  He is driving a 2wd T100.  Nothing happened to my truck.  A couple of days ago we were eating lunch right outside our auto shop.  He was moving his truck and backed up into my truck.  his drivers side brakelight hit my bumper.  Scratched the paint off my bumper, broke his tail light.  I just laughed at him, he was kinda mad.  Some people aren't meant to drive.  and also this one time he slid off the road when it was rainy.  He gunned it around a corner when it was wet.  He got stuck and i had to pull him back onto the road.

[FATB0Y]

Ever have the same guy from school hit your truck twice? A friend from school isn't that great of a driver. One day we were heading home from school, right infront of the school office there is a speed bump. I was driving behind a truck going about 15mph when they slammed on there breaks. I slammed on my breaks and the kid behind me wasn't paying attention. He rearended me. His hood/grill/lights hit my shackles. He broke one headlight mount, put 4 small dents in his hood from my shackles and cracked his grill. He is driving a 2wd T100. Nothing happened to my truck. A couple of days ago we were eating lunch right outside our auto shop. He was moving his truck and backed up into my truck. his drivers side brakelight hit my bumper. Scratched the paint off my bumper, broke his tail light. I just laughed at him, he was kinda mad. Some people aren't meant to drive. and also this one time he slid off the road when it was rainy. He gunned it around a corner when it was wet. He got stuck and i had to pull him back onto the road.

[86 4runner]

flipped a car trying to avoid hitting a dog

my moms, she wasnt too happy

[FATB0Y]

my moms, she wasnt too happy

I can Imagine

[BLACKDOG]

stopped on dead rabbit at a stop sign, and went, launching parts of it onto the windsheild of the car coming up behind you? 

[FATB0Y]

stopped on dead rabbit at a stop sign, and went, launching parts of it onto the windsheild of the car coming up behind you?

that was mean but ...

[scheid6996]

haha sick

[lilbuddy]

    

stopped on dead rabbit at a stop sign, and went, launching parts of it onto the windsheild of the car coming up behind you? 

My dad did that, but we did it on some bear guts up by my cabin...it was quite amuzing. Especially when we got home and there was bear guts all over the truck

[lilbuddy]

Been 4 wheelin in the snow, fully getting it and the CV and ujoint break and you scar up your crossmember and scar up the tranny from the CV joint flyin around?

[lilbuddy]

Or went drifting on pavement in a top heavy, lifted toyota with 37s?

[mudaddict]

drifted mine and gor 2 tires off the ground! im a lil more top heavy then you are too ahha i was laughing it was fun

[scheid6996]

iv gone that do, b ut it was on a freeway on ramp

[PinkToyota]

been driving with your dog in the car..he knocks the car in nuetral and look down to see wtf is going on...and end up on top of some guys 300 dollar mailbox in the ditch with a broken axle 2 flat tires and a scar from the seat belt,not to mention the smell of piss from the dog (i swear) Yeah just happend to me about a month ago. i cried at first but now looking back it was funny as sh*t

[86 4runner]

damn, talk about a bad day

[Rocksurfer]

Stolen all 4 wheels and tires off your buddies rig while he was sleeping in it on the trail, then wake him up and ask him to move his truck.