Have You Ever...

Started by KYOTA, September 18, 2004, 11:08:01 PM

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FATB0Y

Quote from: blackdog on March 01, 2005, 12:32:39 PM
almost been mauled by angry pre teen girls, cause you laughed when the guy bounced off the propeller in "The Titanic" ? and again when Leo drowned?
I did that 2 :rofl:

BLACKDOG

pics
:usa: Its better to die on your feet than live on your knees :usa:

"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free. "

"I don't believe in a government that protects us from ourselves."
              -Ronald Reagan

Don't take life too seriously, it isn't permanent

BLACKDOG

rugers dukes of hazzard moment part 2
:usa: Its better to die on your feet than live on your knees :usa:

"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free. "

"I don't believe in a government that protects us from ourselves."
              -Ronald Reagan

Don't take life too seriously, it isn't permanent

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That's how I roll

BLACKDOG

I should add that the second picture was try # 3 :rofl:
:usa: Its better to die on your feet than live on your knees :usa:

"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free. "

"I don't believe in a government that protects us from ourselves."
              -Ronald Reagan

Don't take life too seriously, it isn't permanent

waffler

lol ruger its a run and jump cause you look uncomfortable folding yourself in half there buddy
There is no cure for stupidity.  Dribble happens.

Ney Ney


RUGER

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Quote from: blackdog's spotter on March 01, 2005, 11:30:25 PM
wow for a swcond i thought that was BD, lol

yep that is me trying to sweeze my happy :moon: in there. hey now...that was my 1st time doing the dukes in quite a few years. :gap:

happy trails
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waffler

ruger ill give ya points for it though cause it was funny  :beerchug:
There is no cure for stupidity.  Dribble happens.

Lady Di

Quote from: RUGER on March 01, 2005, 11:36:23 PM
yep that is me trying to sweeze my happy :moon: in there. hey now...that was my 1st time doing the dukes in quite a few years. :gap:

happy trails
rich *ruger* :usa:  :turtle:
was that after a beer or twelve or what? :rofl: head and leg at the same time!!
Life is like a bowl of beer flavored chocolate covered dog turds.. it makes no sense. :pokinit:

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How the Mammoth came to be

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BLACKDOG

Quote from: MrsWillyMammoth on March 02, 2005, 05:18:49 PM
was that after a beer or twelve or what? :rofl: head and leg at the same time!!

I think that was after 2, mabye 3 :rofl:
:usa: Its better to die on your feet than live on your knees :usa:

"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free. "

"I don't believe in a government that protects us from ourselves."
              -Ronald Reagan

Don't take life too seriously, it isn't permanent

lilbuddy

Been walking on the side of your friends Jeep (door jam) and got your foot caught on the seat, fell out and cracked your elbow?
RIP Kyota.... you are the man

GET IT!!!

SWAMPER

1985 Toyota Pick/Up longbed...bobbed 15",  lifted 5", 36's.....http://board.marlincrawler.com/index.php?topic=36992.0

FATB0Y

Quote from: lilbuddy on March 02, 2005, 08:18:52 PM
Been walking on the side of your friends Jeep (door jam) and got your foot caught on the seat, fell out and cracked your elbow?
How in the hell did you manage that?

Ney Ney

ok i got a couple...
Have you ever...
ran into an oven?  Got stiches through my eyebrow....
had a spitting contest w/ your boyfriend?
walked in the house and fell down for absolutly no reason at all?   :help:
Smacked heads w/ the person next to you while you were brushin your teeth?  done it more than once?
Been on pain killers and sat in the middle of the kitchen and cried cause you didn't know where you were of what you were doing? done that more than once? lol   :red_eyes:
momentarily forgot left and right...wrecked a go cart while breakin a fence, a ladder, and almost my neck!
cussed in front of church leaders?  :lipsrsealed:
grabbed a pair of pants out of the dryer, put them on, and half way through the day realize that there is a sock in the crotch of the pants?  done that one 2 times... :hammer:
I'm sure BD could say a lot more for me....

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BLACKDOG

:usa: Its better to die on your feet than live on your knees :usa:

"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free. "

"I don't believe in a government that protects us from ourselves."
              -Ronald Reagan

Don't take life too seriously, it isn't permanent

FATB0Y

Quote from: blackdog's spotter on March 03, 2005, 09:34:08 AM
ok i got a couple...
Have you ever...
ran into an oven? Got stiches through my eyebrow....
had a spitting contest w/ your boyfriend?
walked in the house and fell down for absolutly no reason at all? :help:
Smacked heads w/ the person next to you while you were brushin your teeth? done it more than once?
Been on pain killers and sat in the middle of the kitchen and cried cause you didn't know where you were of what you were doing? done that more than once? lol :red_eyes:
momentarily forgot left and right...wrecked a go cart while breakin a fence, a ladder, and almost my neck!
cussed in front of church leaders? :lipsrsealed:
grabbed a pair of pants out of the dryer, put them on, and half way through the day realize that there is a sock in the crotch of the pants? done that one 2 times... :hammer:
I'm sure BD could say a lot more for me....

What kinda :pokinit: are you smokin?

SWAMPER

:dunno: its proly expensive though :haha:
1985 Toyota Pick/Up longbed...bobbed 15",  lifted 5", 36's.....http://board.marlincrawler.com/index.php?topic=36992.0

Willy Mammoth

Have you ever been picking your nose at a light and was really going at it but the booger was up there really far and you looked over at the school bus next to you and the kids were mocking you with their fingers up there noses.

I just ignored them and they kept hounding me. They got really pissed cause I wouldn't look at them, But I did stop digging till after they were gone. :disturbed:
:usa: American by birth, redneck by choice. 

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lilbuddy

Quote from: 03HDFATBOY on March 03, 2005, 08:30:16 AM
How in the hell did you manage that?

Uhh I was walking along the side helping him put his top on and my foot got caught on the seat and I turned to my side, lost balance and then fell and landed all my weight onto my right elbow on some concrete and cracked it. Not to mention as I was falling I was flailing in the air with a 5 cell Mag-Lite in my hand and I hit my buddy right in the shin and gave him a nice lump.
RIP Kyota.... you are the man

GET IT!!!

FATB0Y

Quote from: lilbuddy on March 03, 2005, 03:03:10 PM
Uhh I was walking along the side helping him put his top on and my foot got caught on the seat and I turned to my side, lost balance and then fell and landed all my weight onto my right elbow on some concrete and cracked it. Not to mention as I was falling I was flailing in the air with a 5 cell Mag-Lite in my hand and I hit my buddy right in the shin and gave him a nice lump.
  OUCH !!!       

BLACKDOG

bolted your hand into an engine?

I was holding my starter this weekend putting it in, and i got the bolts tightened down, then realized that while my finger bones fit the space between the starter and the block, my knuckles didnt, so I had to take off the bottom bolt to get my hand out :smack:


Typed up a nice PM for your girlfriend/spotter, then sent it to the wrong person?? :smack: :smack: :smack:
:usa: Its better to die on your feet than live on your knees :usa:

"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free. "

"I don't believe in a government that protects us from ourselves."
              -Ronald Reagan

Don't take life too seriously, it isn't permanent

brainlessfool

Quote from: blackdog on March 09, 2005, 12:48:15 PM

Typed up a nice PM for your girlfriend/spotter, then sent it to the wrong person?? :smack: :smack: :smack:


That will teach ya to keep keep there names str8

well ya may lose one and now that spotter knows ya may lose two! (hope ya gots more!)

:haha:















j/k  :rofl:
A good day working, that's just sick :reg:

BLACKDOG

Quote from: brainlessfool on March 09, 2005, 01:26:09 PM

That will teach ya to keep keep there names str8

well ya may lose one and now that spotter knows ya may lose two! (hope ya gots more!)

:ha













j/k  :rofl:


Or at least empty my inbox everyonce in a while huh? 
:usa: Its better to die on your feet than live on your knees :usa:

"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free. "

"I don't believe in a government that protects us from ourselves."
              -Ronald Reagan

Don't take life too seriously, it isn't permanent

FATB0Y

Emailed you Mother a dirty joke by mistake? :jawdrop:<- My Mom ->:spankbutt: <- Me

SWAMPER

1985 Toyota Pick/Up longbed...bobbed 15",  lifted 5", 36's.....http://board.marlincrawler.com/index.php?topic=36992.0

BLACKDOG

Ratchet strapped the bathrrom door shut by putting one hook around the knob, and the other one around the bedroom door knob, and had the person in the bathroom yank so hard he ripped the knob off the door :smack:
:usa: Its better to die on your feet than live on your knees :usa:

"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free. "

"I don't believe in a government that protects us from ourselves."
              -Ronald Reagan

Don't take life too seriously, it isn't permanent

SWAMPER

Is spotter playing jokes on you again BD :joke:
1985 Toyota Pick/Up longbed...bobbed 15",  lifted 5", 36's.....http://board.marlincrawler.com/index.php?topic=36992.0

BLACKDOG

 :nope: actually it was waffler and I, and the person in the bathroom was Ruger :hahaha:
:usa: Its better to die on your feet than live on your knees :usa:

"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free. "

"I don't believe in a government that protects us from ourselves."
              -Ronald Reagan

Don't take life too seriously, it isn't permanent