Have You Ever...

[FATB0Y]

  Hyena sounds like your an accident lookin' a place 2 happen        
JK

[lilbuddy]

Hyena, the power tools are your friend, not your enemy. Gotta be careful now 

Chris

[FATB0Y]

  have U ever gotten redy for work and realized you diden't have any clean underwear? if so did you...


a. wear yesterdays

b. free ball

c. wear ol' ladies

d. call in sick

[RUGER]

have U ever gotten redy for work and realized you diden't have any clean underwear? if so did you...


a. wear yesterdays

b. free ball

c. wear ol' ladies

d. call in sick

you forgot: to wear yesterday's pair inside out.

happy trails
rich *ruger*

[SWAMPER]

Answering that question went out the window as soon as I saw reply C

[KYOTA]

I didnt see an option for  call in sick THEN wear the old ladys

[FATB0Y]

  ever drove off in a mud hole KNOWING it was 2 deep and done it anyway and you were by yourself in the middle of nowere....... with no signal on the cell phone    found that part out when it was 2 late

[FATB0Y]

ever pulled up to a stop sign saw a car cummin' and hammered it 2 keep from waiting...and the car you pulled out in front of was a SHP car that stoped you for running the SS and exceeding 130 mph



Beleve it or not I didn't get a ticket...... he liked the bike

[Willy Mammoth]

Have you ever had a spark go into your ear while welding or cutting? That hurts for a good part of the day.

WHAT? I can't seem to hear you on this side.  

Did that years ago and that ear still aint rite

[Hyena]

You ever been welding and had a spark burn through your coveralls and pants and still burn you in the crotch?  Didn't happen to me.  Happen to a friend of mine here on the board.  We couldn't stop laughing.

[mudguts]

reached for your engine brake on the dash of your daily driver after driving your big truck for a couple of days? 

[BLACKDOG]

gotten used to your  , and then drove an automatic, and stepped on the "clutch" and almost threw yourself through the windshield?? 

[Hyena]

Gotten used to your automatic and started a stick in gear, then it jumps like a rabbit?

[brainlessfool]

finished a loooong flight and on the way home from the hanger had some ideot stop right in front of you, soooo you step on the gas and pull back on the streeing wheel 

[BLACKDOG]

been stpped in a line at a stop light, and when you gassed it to go, discovered your rear wheel was sitting on top of a dead squirrel, and sprayed it all over the car behind you??   

[red]

lol, i love the squirrel thing. hyena i know full well how much those damn welding sparks hurt! i got lucky tho that the spark got stuck in my belly button and didnt go down my pants.

[FATB0Y]

Fell asleep at a red light

[BLACKDOG]

  so loud you woke your roommate up, but you didnt wake up, and had to be told about it the next morning?

[FATB0Y]

so loud you woke your roommate up, but you didnt wake up, and had to be told about it the next morning?

Damit Boy

[BLACKDOG]

wasnt me, unfortunately I was the one who was woken up   for a second or two

[FATB0Y]

have ya ever    and had 2 go wipe your  

[SWAMPER]

Been driving on the highway just passed a cop so your looking around at your mirrors then you look up front to see that your about to run over a ran over dog (it was dead already) then look at the rearview to see the chunkiest soup youve seen

[lilbuddy]

Been driving on the highway just passed a cop so your looking around at your mirrors then you look up front to see that your about to run over a ran over dog (it was dead already) then look at the rearview to see the chunkiest soup youve seen

Aww man thats foul

have ya ever and had 2 go wipe your

Sorry fatboy I havent done that since I was 2-3 years old

[79coyotefrg]

have ya ever and had 2 go wipe your

hey thats cause your a old fart,   yep  okay,  ever had stomach surgery and had to wear a colostomy bag for 3 months,   then had to fart and it comes up the front of your shirt instead of well,

[Willy Mammoth]

   Man, that was more than I need to know   I hope you didn't have to change your shirt.

[FATB0Y]

he's still wearin' it

[Willy Mammoth]

Have you ever wrapped your hair up in a drill so tight you had a bald spot. Don't ask.

How about welding on a piece of metal and then picking it up with your bare hand. Man that's smarts.

Or swing a 2 lb hammer with all your might only to miss the chisel and hit the big nuckel on your thumb. Then shrug it off and do it again. It doesn't realy hurt till the second time      

      and more    

[Willy Mammoth]

How about falling a sleep under your truck and waking up not knowing where you are and sitting up and banging your head under the truck.

O yea, Or cutting down a tree an have the dam thing pin you to the ground.

[FATB0Y]

Done them all except for the tree part

[BLACKDOG]

Done them all except for the tree part

Its not that he hasnt done it, he just cant remember it.