Have You Ever...

[SWAMPER]

Got a paper cut in your mouth 

[iNfErNaL]

Gotten kicked out of a bar for fighting, before finishing your first drink?.

[79coyotefrg]

gave yourself a concuscion  cause you couldnt get that dang extention cord from under that 2x4 ,  after several attemps you move your feet for a better stance and jerk the crap out of it only to wake up in the emergency room with your dad looking at you like your a dummy cause you had been standing on the dang 2x4 

[SWAMPER]

 

[BigMike]

your shirt keeps getting sucked up by the middle wheels of your creaper? and then change falls outta your pocket and the wheels get stuck and you cant move? geeze I hate that

[79coyotefrg]

  yep been there Mike, hard to roll when your all tangled up

and why is it the wrench you need is always dead center under the creeper 

[brainlessfool]

Well if some "crepper" grabed my shrit I'd just  him!

[Skinny_Pedal]

ran out of gas on the freeway. dropped a gear and punched it just to sputter and bounce right up to the pump?

[84runner]

have you ever taken one of those drilled out dummy grenades and showed it to the little punk nieghbor kid and told him that it was real.  Then shoved him in the garage and threw the grenade in while you were shutting the door 

[SWAMPER]

Dude thats mean.

funny...but mean

[79coyotefrg]

have you ever taken one of those drilled out dummy grenades and showed it to the little punk nieghbor kid and told him that it was real.  Then shoved him in the garage and threw the grenade in while you were shutting the door 

dang 

[79coyotefrg]

  ever been stuck with a woman foreman at work that obviously didnt have a clue, after 2 months of putting up with her stupidity, REALLY STUPID,
come to work on a friday morning,  got totally disgusted with the pregnant dog and actually asked    " Who did you suck off to get your job?"   

[abnormaltoy]

ever been stuck with a woman foreman at work that obviously didnt have a clue, after 2 months of putting up with her stupidity, REALLY STUPID,
come to work on a friday morning,  got totally disgusted with the pregnant dog and actually asked    " Who did you suck off to get your job?"   

SO, where do you work now?

[79coyotefrg]

  well   

[79coyotefrg]

anyone  in the Arkansas,eastern texas/oklahoma area need a dozer operator/truck driver?? 

[KYOTA]

Thats awesome, did she at least give you an answer?

[KYOTA]

have you ever been sitting on the couch watching the tube minding your own buisiness and gotten your nads mashed  by your 95 lb dog when he jumps up to watch with you? and while your rolling around cupping your bag in agony    he's just sitting there looking at you like WTF is your problem?

[84runner]

Well at least he didn't try to mount you while you were rolling around on the ground 

[79coyotefrg]

Well at least he didn't try to mount you while you were rolling around on the ground 

  i guess that would be called puppy love 

[mudguts]

broke one of those little glass stink bombs in Maceys Dept. Store

[Skinny_Pedal]

  i bet the stored cleared out for that one

[SWAMPER]

Broken one in your pocket

[mudguts]

Broken one in your pocket

[SWAMPER]

Yeah my buddy told me it happend to him...he had it in the pocket while in the mall...and he bent down to pick up a bag and blamo....he threw away the pants

[BLACKDOG]

Gotten kicked out of boyscouts for lighting yourself on fire?

[Mike D]

 

[KYOTA]

Gotten kicked out of boyscouts for lighting yourself on fire?

You still got your badge tho right?

[Mike D]

Yeah it would have to be a lot better one than walking an old lady across the street

[abnormaltoy]

One of the proudest moments of my (then) young life...I was at my elementary school, in Dallas, to receive my Wolf badge. As I walked in front of the stage to get to the stairs, the Texas flag (with pole) fell over and hit me in the head. Knocked me to my knees, but not out. As I look back on it now, that was the first of many concussions.

[Mike D]

your parents must have been so proud