Have You Ever...

[PinkToyota]

i was playing on one of those powerwheel things..(drunk) ....and my friend desided to jump on the back..it tiped over and the huge battery thing out of it fell on my head. i had the biggest goose egg for like a week...and im pretty sure i lost childhood memeries.

[FATB0Y]

I got a good one that just happened.
I went to go out the garage door but our PITA neighbors who gab too much were over talking to Mr. W, they didn't see me so I ducked back inside.
I figured I could call Mark on the cellphone and make it so he would make it sound like it was important and they would go away, so I did. He answered I said "I thought if I called you they might go away"
He laughs  and says  "you know you're on speakerphone don't you"?
DOH 
Me: "You dumass"! 
Him: "what did you want?" 
Me: trying to cover "dinner is ready" (it's the only thing I could think of) I heard them say "OH! Why didn't you say so!"
I want to crawl under a rock!

That was as heII Sounds like my luck

[79coyotefrg]

i was playing on one of those powerwheel things..(drunk) ....and my friend desided to jump on the back..it tiped over and the huge battery thing out of it fell on my head. i had the biggest goose egg for like a week...and im pretty sure i lost childhood memeries.

   wish these came with pics

[79coyotefrg]

ok,  ever try to get a king size mattress from your parents bedroom into the back of a 25 foot motorhome,  it was only a maybe queen size hole,  but with 6 people a shitload a    and some         and about 4 hours of pushing pulling and squeezing we got it in there,    oh if only we had a video camera cause that would have won the $100,000 from AFV for sure    

picture me stuffed,  actually trapped under the mattress with my head pinned in the corner,  some one says here i'll pull you out by your feet, they start pulling but after they pull for 4 feet and my head is still against tthe wall they stopp pulling,  then my cousin yells from somewhere under the mattress, KEEP PULLING   

[lilbuddy]

ok,  ever try to get a king size mattress from your parents bedroom into the back of a 25 foot motorhome,  it was only a maybe queen size hole,  but with 6 people a shitload a    and some         and about 4 hours of pushing pulling and squeezing we got it in there,    oh if only we had a video camera cause that would have won the $100,000 from AFV for sure    

picture me stuffed,  actually trapped under the mattress with my head pinned in the corner,  some one says here i'll pull you out by your feet, they start pulling but after they pull for 4 feet and my head is still against tthe wall they stopp pulling,  then my cousin yells from somewhere under the mattress, KEEP PULLING   

     

[Lady Di]

I got a good one that just happened.
I went to go out the garage door but our PITA neighbors who gab too much were over talking to Mr. W, they didn't see me so I ducked back inside.
I figured I could call Mark on the cellphone and make it so he would make it sound like it was important and they would go away, so I did. He answered I said "I thought if I called you they might go away"
He laughs and says "you know you're on speakerphone don't you"?
DOH
Me: "You dumass"!
Him: "what did you want?"
Me: trying to cover "dinner is ready" (it's the only thing I could think of) I heard them say "OH! Why didn't you say so!"
I want to crawl under a rock!

That was as heII Sounds like my luck

and worst part, that wasn't my first time with the dumbass speaker phone episode.
Here we are, going out for a camping weekend with a redneck crew we know. Mark was on call so he was already at the property, I called and said something to the effect of:
Me: Have you gotten there yet?
Mark: Yeah, I'm here.
Me: Is Marty there?
Mark: Yeah, he's here, too
Me: ! (probably worse then that, Marty is nasty)
Mark: You know you're on speaker phone?

Actually, I didn't care quite as much about that, because Marty reallly is nasty. He will NOT SHUT UP EVER and there have been times by the end of a weekend I have had to walk off in tears because if I didn't I would have had to put a 44 through his nasty head. Wimmins, you can't live with them, and if you do they'll shoot you. If you're Marty.

[79coyotefrg]

sounds like he would make a good boat anchor down around  Gator Alley

[Lady Di]

I hate to say bad about anybody but Marty was truely a waste of human flesh! One of those people that don't know when to shut up, and even when they talk in conversation you have no idea why they opend their mouth in the first place.  at the end of a camping weekend he would literally leave me in tears he was so intolerable.

[PinkToyota]

not something i did..but mrs willy your little cheerleading on your signature..lol I was laying in bed on my laptop with my kitten on my lap and she stoped stared at your cheerleader and jumped at the screen..it was funny .

[Lady Di]

not something i did..but mrs willy your little cheerleading on your signature..lol I was laying in bed on my laptop with my kitten on my lap and she stoped stared at your cheerleader and jumped at the screen..it was funny .

Now that is funny!!
          

[FATB0Y]

I hate to say bad about anybody but Marty was truely a waste of human flesh! One of those people that don't know when to shut up, and even when they talk in conversation you have no idea why they opend their mouth in the first place. at the end of a camping weekend he would literally leave me in tears he was so intolerable.

I know someone like that....Drives me up the wall

[red]

alright, have you ever been really bored at night so u go outside with one of ur friends at 2 in the morning, decide to climb up a tree, then discover that u really gotta piss! so, instead of bein smart and goin back inside you say to hell with it and tell ur friend, who's somebody elses girlfriend to turn away while you piss out of the tree? dont be drunk and try this lol

[FATB0Y]

U musta been really bored :rof:

[79coyotefrg]

alright, have you ever been really bored at night so u go outside with one of ur friends at 2 in the morning, decide to climb up a tree, then discover that u really gotta piss! so, instead of bein smart and goin back inside you say to hell with it and tell ur friend, who's somebody elses girlfriend to turn away while you piss out of the tree? dont be drunk and try this lol

man you musta been really  

[red]

ok, if any of yall have a cat put a piece of scotch tape on its paws and watch it! my sisters cat decided to play with 1 of her presents at christmas and got it stuck on his paw, i nearly cracked a rib i was laughin so hard

[MUDJUNKY]

ive done that before it is very funny

[BLACKDOG]

put the scotch tape on one side or another, the cat will walk sideways trying to get away from the tape

[FATB0Y]

tried to flush a cat I did when I was 3 my sister was NOT  pleased 

[FATB0Y]

  BTW it did not work

[kneedownnate]

I hate to say bad about anybody but Marty was truely a waste of human flesh! One of those people that don't know when to shut up, and even when they talk in conversation you have no idea why they opend their mouth in the first place.  at the end of a camping weekend he would literally leave me in tears he was so intolerable.

Seriously, these people should be rounded up, taken out to a field and, well you know the rest.  He sounds like my coworker, who's name I won't say is Luigi.
Nate: hey Luigi, wanna play the quiet game?
Luigi: no, I don't like that game very much
Nate: oh man, you don't know what your missin, that's a fun game
Luigi: nope, but I like playin it with my nephew sometimes, he never shuts up, just talks and talks and talks
Nate: well then consider me you, and you your nephew
Luigi: has it really come to that Nate?
Nate: a long time ago Luigi, a looonngg time ago!

This really did just happen the other day while I was tearin down an engine.  He's either talkin, repeating, mocking or buttin into other people's conversations, singin one word at a time to a song(usually the wrong word), hummin or smackin on food or gum.  I almost fell over laughin the next day, I was workin on another motor and overheard my boss yellin, "SHUT UP LUIGI!!!!!!", that was frickin hilarious.  You can only take so much...................

[FATB0Y]

  sounds like he needs something dropped on his head      

[Lady Di]

I hate to say bad about anybody but Marty was truely a waste of human flesh! One of those people that don't know when to shut up, and even when they talk in conversation you have no idea why they opend their mouth in the first place.  at the end of a camping weekend he would literally leave me in tears he was so intolerable.

Seriously, these people should be rounded up, taken out to a field and, well you know the rest.  He sounds like my coworker, who's name I won't say is Luigi.
Nate: hey Luigi, wanna play the quiet game?
Luigi: no, I don't like that game very much
Nate: oh man, you don't know what your missin, that's a fun game
Luigi: nope, but I like playin it with my nephew sometimes, he never shuts up, just talks and talks and talks
Nate: well then consider me you, and you your nephew
Luigi: has it really come to that Nate?
Nate: a long time ago Luigi, a looonngg time ago!

This really did just happen the other day while I was tearin down an engine.  He's either talkin, repeating, mocking or buttin into other people's conversations, singin one word at a time to a song(usually the wrong word), hummin or smackin on food or gum.  I almost fell over laughin the next day, I was workin on another motor and overheard my boss yellin, "SHUT UP LUIGI!!!!!!", that was frickin hilarious.  You can only take so much...................

Total waste of human flesh! That was the way Marty was. Here we are out in the middle of nowhere. You want to just sit back and listen to the fire crackle but NOOOOOOOOO Marty could not take a second of silence. He would quote TV shows, sing lines of songs, make bodily noises ANYTHING TO HEAR HIS OWN VOICE!!

[red]

i know a dumbass at my school like that, but he's a little bit worse. he wouldn't just talk all the time, he would always try to pick a fight, but he cant even lift 100 lbs, guess he figures that if he sits on someone he'll crush them. i told him to shut the hell up a couple of times so he decided that it would be funny to back into my 89 chevy suburban, bad idea since i was in the truck with the engine on gettin ready to go 2 lunch. needless to say, an 89 chevy suburban with a custom made 450 lbs front end replacement powered by a 350 engine with towing gears can easily overpower a 95 mazda v6. i shoved him about 2 blocks into a steep ditch, left a nice long rubber trail

[79coyotefrg]

[BLACKDOG]

I hate to say bad about anybody but Marty was truely a waste of human flesh! One of those people that don't know when to shut up, and even when they talk in conversation you have no idea why they opend their mouth in the first place.  at the end of a camping weekend he would literally leave me in tears he was so intolerable.

Seriously, these people should be rounded up, taken out to a field and, well you know the rest.  He sounds like my coworker, who's name I won't say is Luigi.
Nate: hey Luigi, wanna play the quiet game?
Luigi: no, I don't like that game very much
Nate: oh man, you don't know what your missin, that's a fun game
Luigi: nope, but I like playin it with my nephew sometimes, he never shuts up, just talks and talks and talks
Nate: well then consider me you, and you your nephew
Luigi: has it really come to that Nate?
Nate: a long time ago Luigi, a looonngg time ago!

This really did just happen the other day while I was tearin down an engine.  He's either talkin, repeating, mocking or buttin into other people's conversations, singin one word at a time to a song(usually the wrong word), hummin or smackin on food or gum.  I almost fell over laughin the next day, I was workin on another motor and overheard my boss yellin, "SHUT UP LUIGI!!!!!!", that was frickin hilarious.  You can only take so much...................

worked with a guy like that in high school at a hardware store.  THis guy was a pipsqueak too, 5 foot nothing mabye 100lbs.  He never shutup, allways talkin thinkin he was cool, so one night at closing we were breakin down boxes and tossing them in the dumpster so we picked him up and tossed him in, then put the bar over the doors, so he coulnt get out.  He stayed there for about an hour, til we finished closing. He doesnt talk to me anymore

[FATB0Y]

I hate to say bad about anybody but Marty was truely a waste of human flesh! One of those people that don't know when to shut up, and even when they talk in conversation you have no idea why they opend their mouth in the first place.  at the end of a camping weekend he would literally leave me in tears he was so intolerable.

Seriously, these people should be rounded up, taken out to a field and, well you know the rest.  He sounds like my coworker, who's name I won't say is Luigi.
Nate: hey Luigi, wanna play the quiet game?
Luigi: no, I don't like that game very much
Nate: oh man, you don't know what your missin, that's a fun game
Luigi: nope, but I like playin it with my nephew sometimes, he never shuts up, just talks and talks and talks
Nate: well then consider me you, and you your nephew
Luigi: has it really come to that Nate?
Nate: a long time ago Luigi, a looonngg time ago!

This really did just happen the other day while I was tearin down an engine.  He's either talkin, repeating, mocking or buttin into other people's conversations, singin one word at a time to a song(usually the wrong word), hummin or smackin on food or gum.  I almost fell over laughin the next day, I was workin on another motor and overheard my boss yellin, "SHUT UP LUIGI!!!!!!", that was frickin hilarious.  You can only take so much...................

worked with a guy like that in high school at a hardware store. THis guy was a pipsqueak too, 5 foot nothing mabye 100lbs. He never shutup, allways talkin thinkin he was cool, so one night at closing we were breakin down boxes and tossing them in the dumpster so we picked him up and tossed him in, then put the bar over the doors, so he coulnt get out. He stayed there for about an hour, til we finished closing. He doesnt talk to me anymore

Dang!!! you guys are mean   poor little fella just wanted you to B his friend

[BLACKDOG]

trust me, you would have done it too.  Ever seen Office Space?,  that guy waiter from chotchkies? the place Jennifer aniston worked?  that was him!  Looked like him, had the same personality and everything.  Makes a gunbarrel in the mouth sound pretty darn tasty

[FATB0Y]

  

[FATB0Y]

Been on you way to the bathroom @ work   and someone stops you and starts 2 talk and wont shut up

[BLACKDOG]

waited patiently for the opportune time to use the bathroom at work, walked in, sat down, and the TP roll is 2 sheets away from empty??