Have You Ever...

[brainlessfool]

 

[mudguts]

had to so bad you could taste it?

[FATB0Y]

had to so bad you could taste it?

[alwayzbroken]

Ever had a broom broken over the hood of your car by your shop teacher?

[ozzy93xtra]

stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green?

[brainlessfool]

stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green?

Yes, butt that was a looooong time ago. and I don't do things that make me think like that anymore!   

[FATB0Y]

stopped @ a red light and fell asleep and have a cop tap on the window a scare the heebeejeebeez out of you?

[SWAMPER]

stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green?

It happens too often to me

[79coyotefrg]

i have to admit i have done the stopsign wait thing, 

[FATB0Y]

i have to admit i have done the stopsign wait thing,

Me2

[PinkToyota]

    

[FATB0Y]

......fell asleep @ your computer ?

[PinkToyota]

......fell asleep @ your computer ?

oh god almost everyday.

[FATB0Y]

My wife gets    when she gets up and I'm    and  on the keyboard but I  why 

[Hyena]

Have you and 2 of your friends ever been threatend to have the beat out of you by one guy if you said something he didn't like.  Happened to me last night.  It was some funny .  We were ready to put a smack down on him too.  But it was at his house and his dad is freaken huge.  but we didn't want to fight.  BTW, it all over his girlfreind/ex-girlfriend.  We decided to go bowling.  It was me, a friend and his girfriend, another friend (guy), and the idiots ex-girlfriend.  We stopped by his house for her to pick up her cloths and he didn't like that.  then he fallows us to the bowling ally and talks to her.  what a stalker.  He is a total control freak.  But it was funny.

[FATB0Y]

Sounds like he is an hole

[Hyena]

I never had a problem with him before that night.  I was sitting in the truck and he told me "Brad, wipe that smirk off your face!"  , i was chowing bubble gum, what the heck was he thinking.  He is an azzhole noe.

[FATB0Y]

now what I'd do was screw his ex girl friend than he'd have something to be an azzhole about

[Hyena]

Would have been an idea, but don't wanna mess things up with my girl.

[red]

ever had some guy key ur car who lives on ur street?

its amazing what 4 dozen eggs can do to a dodge ram

[dirtbag]

ever tried to piss off the people behind you on the freeway by going the speed of the semi next to you, so they can't pass?

[brainlessfool]

ever tried to piss off the people behind you on the freeway by going the speed of the semi next to you, so they can't pass?

Dude, that is just pure EVIL! 

[dirtbag]

well, they were on my ass when I was doing 80, so screw 'em, I wanted to do 55 for a while 

[Hyena]

Ever gone 65mph in the fast lane and was passing every car out there?  I did it in my toy, thought i was speeding, looked down and i was doing 65. 

[dirtbag]

ever been pulled over for going too slow?

[brainlessfool]

Ever gone 65mph in the fast lane and was passing every car out there?  I did it in my toy, thought i was speeding, looked down and i was doing 65. 

so it was a four lane road going by a school?

[dirtbag]

or did they have cows crossing the road?

[Hyena]

It was on highway 80 and it was clear! 

[dirtbag]

up hill? 

[dirtbag]

bit your "girlfriend" on the nipple, then, she farts and flies out of the window?

an old Navy buddy, while living in the barracks, though his girlfriend was in bed with him ( he was drunker than sh** ), and, bit a blow-up doll's nipple. It started releasing air and flew out of the window. Me and a couple of guys put it in his bed, and his gf was standing outside with us, just laughing our asses off. We went down & got the blow-up doll from the road, and the next morning, after he woke up, we asked him what had happened last night. He told us that, we started laughing harder than hell, and then we told him. Best thing is, we took pics