Have You Ever...

[*FFC*]

Fallen headfirst off a horse onto a rock.... don't remember much bout that one


Been picked up by your arm by a horse and thrashed like a ragdoll........ ask me bout it


Fallen in love at first site?  i couldn't resist 

[Lady Di]

I've done it on my 4-wheeler but I landed on my back and it landed on my chest

I half climbed up a tree with my (600 lb) 4-wheeler (4x4), it ricocheted me off it and turned the 4-wheeler over on me pinned against another tree.
I had hit my throat on the hand grip, (later realized I had that waffle pattern imprinted on my throat), and I thought the 4-wheeler was on my throat so I was screaming for someone to get it off me, but it was on my chest so everytime I yelled it crushed me more.
MrW pulled up right behind me but too close, every time he pulled my 4-wheeler up to get it off me it hit his 4-wheeler and rolled back on me.
On top of that, as he pulled it up, every time I tried to get out from under it I was forward of the snorkel and kept getting my helmet caught on snorkel. It was about 3-4 tries and I finally got out from under it. I had a hell of a time getting my breath back.
We ended up riding the rest of the day, it wasn't till we stopped that the pain set in. YOW! nothing broken but a really bad bruise, I couldn't even roll over in bed.

[Lady Di]

had a BB gun war (that one brought back memories).

had a darts war and get one stuck in your wrist?

[FATB0Y]

had a darts war and get one stuck in your wrist?

Bet Dat hurt

[Willy Mammoth]

Not as bad as when she comes to bed faced and dives into bed smashing her head into the head board You think she would learn.

[FATB0Y]

I half climbed up a tree with my (600 lb) 4-wheeler (4x4), it ricocheted me off it and turned the 4-wheeler over on me pinned against another tree.
I had hit my throat on the hand grip, (later realized I had that waffle pattern imprinted on my throat), and I thought the 4-wheeler was on my throat so I was screaming for someone to get it off me, but it was on my chest so everytime I yelled it crushed me more.
MrW pulled up right behind me but too close, every time he pulled my 4-wheeler up to get it off me it hit his 4-wheeler and rolled back on me.
On top of that, as he pulled it up, every time I tried to get out from under it I was forward of the snorkel and kept getting my helmet caught on snorkel. It was about 3-4 tries and I finally got out from under it. I had a hell of a time getting my breath back.
We ended up riding the rest of the day, it wasn't till we stopped that the pain set in. YOW! nothing broken but a really bad bruise, I couldn't even roll over in bed.

    did ja take any pics.......................



......... j/k  glad UR OK

[FATB0Y]

Not as bad as when she comes to bed faced and dives into bed smashing her head into the head board You think she would learn.

    LMAO

[*FFC*]

I half climbed up a tree with my (600 lb) 4-wheeler (4x4),

I"ve done that, up a manzanita to be exact.  A 90 year old man was at the controls fo the 4 wheeler and my bro and I were on the back...he gave it full throttle instead of brake...and up the manzanita we went.... owwwyyyy

[toybuilt]

I did that at one of my jobs (on my last day), my boss wasn't to happy.

[decyfer]

had a darts war and get one stuck in your wrist?

got in a war with shishcabobb (spellin bad on that) sticks and rubberbands and gotten one stuck in your temple. i got ambushed by a bud in a tree

[88runner]

MrW pulled up right behind me but too close, every time he pulled my 4-wheeler up to get it off me it hit his 4-wheeler and rolled back on me.
On top of that, as he pulled it up, every time I tried to get out from under it I was forward of the snorkel and kept getting my helmet caught on snorkel. It was about 3-4 tries and

sorry MrsW but I laughed when I imagined the scene.
just imagine,
"HELP, HELP!!!"
"honey don't move I'll get it off, urghhh , damnit!!" --poof
"arghhh, I can't breath"
"urghhh , damnit!!"
"I'm stock" --poof
"arghhh"

it must be my  side that got out, don't get me wrong, I would have helped all I could having been there.
I'm gald you weren't hurt.

[*FFC*]

 

[toybuilt]

 

[*FFC*]

HYE: woke up and your whole body feels like your leg does when it's asleep? (all tingly and weak) 

[decyfer]

HYE: woke up and your whole body feels like your leg does when it's asleep? (all tingly and weak)

yep. sure have. that only happens to me when i had too much to drink the night before

[*FFC*]

yep. sure have. that only happens to me when i had too much to drink the night before

I'm very much sober and I feel like that, I can't even walk confidently    very wierd

[rEdnECkwHeE1eR]

been playing airsoft(like paint ball) in the woods and had to crap so you used the flag left over from the previous game to wipe 

Been playing airsoft in the dark and you and your buddy had to crap and rip his shirt in 1/2 amd you 1/2 was to big and his 1/2 was too small

been messing around with the tig welder in auto shop and your buddy wants to do the filler so you let him and touch the tongsten to the filler so he gets shocked

Cranked the mexican channel full blast to wake up you buddy to go wheelin and you come back in lke 2hrs later and hes watching it

bought a $18 scorpion and had it fight a $40 tarantula and have the scorpion kill and eat every bit of the tarantula(they normally eat 2 crickets a week)  

made an oxy aceteleen bomb with a ballon in auto shop and wait for the right opertunity to light it, and you teacher comes over, picks up the ballon and asked if we had ever made an oxyaceteleen bomb, then say no and act interested listen how (while you are scared sh!tless that he might create a static spark with it then after he sets it down light it off later and then tell him that the ballon that he was holding was filled with oxy aceteleen 

roll tires down the hill next to the auto shop to see whos can go the furthest

your auto shop teach tell you to turn to car sterio off after he just had to opeen header V8s reving at the same time

wheel on rocks next to the parking let at lunch time

use the lift to see how much flex you have

pretend you're sharpening you pencil and hit the fire extenguisher (no pin) during a lecture and not get in trouble

tell same teacher suck my D because you buddy jokingly dared you to( got in big trouble for that one )

cut up a prefactly good running 2001 honda civic 

have your D puked on while getting a, well you know ( not me my buddy)

gotten suspended like 30 days all my year put to gether exept all of them were in one year 

came accross ugly naked hippies at the river

drank a buch while sitting down and be pissed that you dont feel it yet and stand up to get more and you are wasted

rolled on your lid on you second wheeling trip ever afer replaceing you bent ass frame from the after math of what would have been you second wheeling trip 

Do a pretty hard trail and not break then go screw around by your house and break a birf and rear ujoint leaving you with power to only on front tire 

get way to drunk, fall asleep wake up in the middle of the night because your boxer are bunched up, you pull on the waist band and they pull right out throw them aside and go back to sleep 

get drunk go to a resturant and stick those little jelly things in your mouth and chew on them till all the jelly comes out, and repeat till there is like 30 chewed up plastic things on the table 

I'll think of more...............................

[crawlerdan]

did you read my book?? thats what high school was like for me, cept it involved pretending my wheeler was a monster truck a lot

[mr4x42u]

wear two pairs of socks wheel'n just in case ya have to crap??

[*FFC*]

wear two pairs of socks wheel'n just in case ya have to crap??

[BLACKDOG]

read through all your previous posts, and realized how stupid you were when you got on marlin, and how far you still have to go?

[*FFC*]

read through all your previous posts, and realized how stupid you were when you got on marlin, and how far you still have to go?

I'm there BD, but I'm still at the realizing how stupid I AM, not was 

[crawlerdan]

me me

[*FFC*]

me me

Oh shush you're on a sugar high, stop hitting yourself or I'll do it for you

[To The Floor]

date your best friends ex girlfriend a week after he and her broke up.  then break up with her a week before prom and still get some on prom night.  then three months later get drunk together and have her come and spend the night at your house and....have some more stuff go down

[Skinny_Pedal]

taken a customers vehicle out for the night and just straight romp on it  

[crawlerdan]

taken a customers vehicle out for the night and just straight romp on it

actually, yes, still wanted in placer county for that

[*FFC*]

taken a customers vehicle out for the night and just straight romp on it  

Doncha think that in a small town the vehicle will be recognized....that's quite a risk to take just for a little fun.  That is one of the reasons I don't usually leave my vehicles at a shop....Only done it twice, but my truck would be recognized around here 

[unclejpl4x4]

Done something in public  that should only be done behind close doors

[Duffil]

hehe...I mooned an entire intersection after I got hit by another vehicle one time...