Have You Ever...

[scheid6996]

haha , so they can B like, Y is it echoing??  where R u?

[FATB0Y]

haha , so they can B like, Y is it echoing??  where R u?

"In a tunnel WTF is it 2 you?"

[BLACKDOG]

Have you ever thrown a van in reverse going about 45??

[FATB0Y]

Done that to a company truck when the brakes went out...made a scary sound but it did finlly stop........when I went in the ditch

[alwayzbroken]

Have you ever played catch with a plastic bottle of Armor All and hit the other person in the mouth? It was scary and funny at the same time. The funny part was the bottle broke on his face and he was spitting white plastic pieces out from inside his mouth. The scary part was the bottle broke on his face and he was spitting white plastic pieces out from inside his mouth. The plastic he was spitting out looked like teeth at first. He became really swollen immediately and was bleeding really bad. It looked like he got punched really hard. Oh, yeah this happened at work today.

[BLACKDOG]

Driven 45 miles home with a ratchet strap holding your door shut??

[FATB0Y]

That's funny It reminds me of a 76 Celica GT I once had. One day I was working on it and my 3 yr old niece crawled in ( when I weren't lookin') and knocked it out of gear and it rolled down the driveway and the open drivers door hit my neighbors fence and busted the hinges. I ran over to check on Brandy and then I yelled @ her for climbing in the car I had a time trying to get the door to shut and when I did I hoped in it from the pass.Side and headed to town.When I turned right to go down the main drag the door flew open and came off and slid across the intersection I was So embarrassed I didn't stop to pick it up. But unfortunately for me the cops saw what happend. He caught up with me and ask are ya missing something? I said  Like what   He said: Like you Fukin' door dumazz I said :I thought it was a little cool tonight Needless to say I got a ticket for littering

[PinkToyota]

Have you ever thrown a van in reverse going about 45??

my friend did that going like 70 on the freeway his tranny was effed up the car wouldnt ever start.

[TEXXX]

Been driving to Reno with 10 guys packed in a Dodge Caravan and have the sliding door fall off doing 70.................and never go back and pick it up?  

[FATB0Y]

Been driving to Reno with 10 guys packed in a Dodge Caravan and have the sliding door fall off doing 70.................and never go back and pick it up?  

[whiteman]

....got stuck in your front yard and have your uncle come and pull you out, and later not telling him you forgot to lock in your hubs.     

[alwayzbroken]

Not in front yard, but have come close.

[BLACKDOG]

burnt your face on your sunglasses, cause you left them on the dash, out in the sun, and just put them on?

[PinkToyota]

been wearing pants with holes in them and one of the holes get stuck on your front bumper and rips your pants clean off when you go to walk away, showing everyone your ass (wearing a thong so showing the hole ass)  ...dont really want to talk about it..im getting all sad thinking about it.. 

[brainlessfool]

been wearing pants with holes in them and one of the holes get stuck on your front bumper and rips your pants clean off when you go to walk away, showing everyone your ass (wearing a thong so showing the hole ass)  ...dont really want to talk about it..im getting all sad thinking about it.. 

[FATB0Y]

[TEXXX]

been drunk out doing lawn jobs in peoples yards with your buddy in a full size blazer... got stuck barried up to your axles in someones lawn. to top it off didnt have a tow strap so we tried to use a garden hose to pull it out...that broke. finally got a strap from a friends house down the street and yanked it out without wakeing up the occupants of the house!  

[FATB0Y]

gotten to work and realized you still had your bedroom shoes on?

[TEXXX]

everyday man!

[FATB0Y]

everyday man!

dam cuz and I felt like a for doin' once

[BLACKDOG]

Have you ever read through this thread, and thought to your self that there are a lot of um... "special" people on this board, including yourself?

[gonzo]

Have you ever been waiting for an important pphone call, and as soon as you start you hear the phone ring??

Just pinch it "OFF" and answer the phone  

[PinkToyota]

wow its hard to read through these without being like oh my god i did that one time. are we all dumb?

btw...you wish you could see my  ....haha 

[alwayzbroken]

Have you ever towed a bulldozer with a dumptruck and come to a bridge that was a little too short? These guys did, and it was hilarious. My friend went back to where they were working the next day with a camera and saw them using it.

[Hyena]

That sucks.

[BLACKDOG]

been yelled at for lighting ants on fire

[Prismo]

With a magnifying glass.

[KWP]

With hairspray and a lighter.I used to as a kid with my sisters hairspray She did not like that so well

[RUGER]

i perfer lighter fluid er starting fluid

[KWP]

That works pretty good to.