Have You Ever...

Started by KYOTA, September 18, 2004, 11:08:01 PM

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BUDDERS

Ever gambled and lost and while cleaning up the mess in a 1-holer bathroom (with a locked door I might add) had someone walk in on you while you were naked from the waist down?
"A friend will help you move.  A real friend will help you move a body."

"They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken"

"Hopefully, if I crap in a gopher hole, one doesn't try and nibble at my taint"  - my freind Fat Tony

"I once read somewhere that drinking causes violence, so I quit reading"

Rocksurfer

Quote from: FordFreakChik on November 05, 2005, 11:27:38 PM
:ladys-man: Thank you RS, I don't feel so :smack: anymore :greengrin:

Thought it might ease the dent pain. :gap:  :burnout:
The Ghost-Rider/Ghost Runner

No matter how far you fall, the ground will always catch you

BUDDERS

Parked your truck sideways in a crosswalk in an emergency braking situation while fiddling with your radio thinking the light just turned yellow and punched it to find it now turning red?  It was funny, cause the people at the front of the intersection were starring at me through a clowd of tire smoke and I just looked at them and gave them a dumb look like I was picking my nose.
"A friend will help you move.  A real friend will help you move a body."

"They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken"

"Hopefully, if I crap in a gopher hole, one doesn't try and nibble at my taint"  - my freind Fat Tony

"I once read somewhere that drinking causes violence, so I quit reading"

BLACKDOG

Been talking to a non-marlin person on AIM, and typed in the smiley code, and got

"what the hell is that?" outta them?
:usa: Its better to die on your feet than live on your knees :usa:

"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free. "

"I don't believe in a government that protects us from ourselves."
              -Ronald Reagan

Don't take life too seriously, it isn't permanent

*FFC*

Quote from: BLACKDOG on November 07, 2005, 11:12:53 PM
Been talking to a non-marlin person on AIM, and typed in the smiley code, and got

"what the hell is that?" outta them?

:clap2: Only you BD :rofl2:
"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift - that's why they call it the present." - RW Emerson -

BLACKDOG

Quote from: FordFreakChik on November 08, 2005, 09:16:14 AM
:clap2: Only you BD :rofl2:

hey, you've done it to me!  Ijust know what your trying to do :nonono:
:usa: Its better to die on your feet than live on your knees :usa:

"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free. "

"I don't believe in a government that protects us from ourselves."
              -Ronald Reagan

Don't take life too seriously, it isn't permanent

PrettyTacoLover

Have you ever put an air compressor in your  :moon: and ran around making chicken noises?... cause i have. :yikes:

*FFC*

Quote from: BLACKDOG on November 08, 2005, 09:19:56 AM
hey, you've done it to me!  Ijust know what your trying to do :nonono:

I do it to folks I know are on the board :disturbed:









OK OK OK I'LL ADMIT!!! I did it to my best friend and she was like  :nerv:   :gap:
"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift - that's why they call it the present." - RW Emerson -

*FFC*

Quote from: PrettyTacoLover on November 08, 2005, 09:24:33 AM
Have you ever put an air compressor in your  :moon: and ran around making chicken noises?... cause i have. :yikes:

the WHOLE compressor eh?  :shake_head:
"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift - that's why they call it the present." - RW Emerson -

Rocksurfer

The Ghost-Rider/Ghost Runner

No matter how far you fall, the ground will always catch you

PrettyTacoLover


cruzila

Quote from: PrettyTacoLover on November 08, 2005, 09:24:33 AM
Have you ever put an air compressor in your :moon: and ran around making chicken noises?... cause i have. :yikes:

You are the strangest individual I have ever heard of.
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Rocksurfer

Why do I believe that you would actually do something as stupid as that. :headscratch:  :screwy:
The Ghost-Rider/Ghost Runner

No matter how far you fall, the ground will always catch you

*FFC*

Quote from: PrettyTacoLover on November 08, 2005, 09:28:07 AM
no just the nozzle

I would think it would shred yer insides if it was a decent compressor
"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift - that's why they call it the present." - RW Emerson -

brainlessfool

Quote from: PrettyTacoLover on November 08, 2005, 09:24:33 AM
Have you ever put an air compressor in your  :moon: and ran around making chicken noises?... cause i have. :yikes:

how does that make chickin noises. ... no wait don't tell I afriad of how. :shudder:
A good day working, that's just sick :reg:

Rocksurfer

Quote from: FordFreakChik on November 08, 2005, 09:31:28 AM
I would think it would shred yer insides if it was a decent compressor

I think it could do a little more than that.
The Ghost-Rider/Ghost Runner

No matter how far you fall, the ground will always catch you

*FFC*

Brainless, on a side note, yer avatar is just too much :rofl2:
"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift - that's why they call it the present." - RW Emerson -

Lady Di

#827
Quote from: Rocksurfer on November 08, 2005, 09:33:57 AM
I think it could do a little more than that.
and he wouldn't be typing here if that were the case.

Quote from: cruzila on November 08, 2005, 09:29:07 AM
You are the strangest individual I have ever heard of.
a Darwin award waiting to happen.  :yupyup:
Life is like a bowl of beer flavored chocolate covered dog turds.. it makes no sense. :pokinit:

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How the Mammoth came to be

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toybuilt

Ever make so much smoke you couldn't see out any of your windows.
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1983 Toyota Turned Chevy

Treat every day like its your last, because you never know when your time is up. In loving memory of Judstin.

Rocksurfer

Would that be inside smoke or outside? :fart:
The Ghost-Rider/Ghost Runner

No matter how far you fall, the ground will always catch you

*FFC*

Quote from: toybuilt on November 08, 2005, 09:41:04 AM
Ever make so much smoke you couldn't see out any of your windows.

:yesnod:
"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift - that's why they call it the present." - RW Emerson -

sloyota

I'm not responsable for my own action's.

dj

No thats a dodge, thats engine smoke,
Toyota + Chevrolet = Toylet
82 toylet
400hp of birfield destructing fun

Rocksurfer

The Ghost-Rider/Ghost Runner

No matter how far you fall, the ground will always catch you

toybuilt

Quote from: dj on November 08, 2005, 10:36:38 AM
No thats a dodge, thats engine smoke,

That engine/truck has been nothing but good to me!
2021 Toyota Tacoma TRD Off Road

1983 Toyota Turned Chevy

Treat every day like its your last, because you never know when your time is up. In loving memory of Judstin.

*FFC*

"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift - that's why they call it the present." - RW Emerson -

dj

ease up toybuilt its just a joke. i still like you. (even if you do drive mopar)
Toyota + Chevrolet = Toylet
82 toylet
400hp of birfield destructing fun

toybuilt

nothing broke or even buckled while I was smokin for those couple minutes.
2021 Toyota Tacoma TRD Off Road

1983 Toyota Turned Chevy

Treat every day like its your last, because you never know when your time is up. In loving memory of Judstin.

dj

The best thing about mopar products is that I do not own any of them!!!!!!!   :yupyup:    :rofl2: 
Toyota + Chevrolet = Toylet
82 toylet
400hp of birfield destructing fun

FATB0Y