Have You Ever...

[RHG]

I fall asleep in my vehicle while its running all the time...but thats cause I go out and take a nap in my truck during my lunch and at 4am its cold so I turn the heater on.

[iNfErNaL]

Have you ever:

Hit somebody's vehicle with yer tire and didn't know it?

LILBUDDY AND SUPERMAT ARE OMITTED FROM ANSWERING!!!!

Fell asleep in yer vehicle with it running... on accident?

I fall asleep everywhere...I'm starting to fall asleep right now. 

[*FFC*]

Hahahaha! Yes, and yes! Cost me 15 bucks in perfectly good gas last night, wish I'd been awake to enjoy it!    And that little bit of tire rub... you can hardly see it, what's another black stripe on the side of the amigo anyway?! 

Matt

ANOTHER black stripe?? It's the only one

It's all good, at least the slider didn't make contact

[crawlerdan]

I fall asleep everywhere...I'm starting to fall asleep right now. 

hell, i am asleep, infact, i dont recal being awake recently

[Duffil]

Have you ever:
Fell asleep in yer vehicle with it running... on accident?

In the JITB drive-thru at 2am...the guys in the truck behind me came up and knocked on my window to wake me up.
" hey, dude? yer foods ready!"

[Cheesemaker]

Ever wake up at 4 in the morning to find out that you've fell asleep sitting against the wall? 
































Only to find fourself completely duct taped to it from head to toe!  And your friends have been awake for hours waiting for you to wake up!          But I burned them by just falling back to sleep!  They have pictures, but I've never seen them!  They claim that they can't find them!   :bull crap:

[BLACKDOG]

Ever wake up at 4 in the morning to find out that you've fell asleep sitting against the wall? 
































Only to find fourself completely duct taped to it from head to toe!  And your friends have been awake for hours waiting for you to wake up!          But I burned them by just falling back to sleep!  They have pictures, but I've never seen them!  They claim that they can't find them!   :bull crap:

no, but I've been on the other side.  Only we strapped my buddy upside down.  Him being hammered was really helpful

[Ramrod]

on the last day of school my senior year I spun donuts in my willys in the sand volleyboll court at the high school. I thought it was funny but I don't think the PE teachers watching did.

[4.3s10]

Haha yeah him being in BFE would make a difference





Threw a tire out of the back of a pickup, and it bounced to my amigo 30 feet away...hitting and denting the door Now that's a dumba$$ for ya

Me and 85xtracab were ripping around town one day a forgot that his 33 in spare tire wasn't strapped down went around a turn to fast and it came off bounced over the curb over a little rock wall into someones front yard


I was pretty surprised how far it went and that it fell of perfectly so that it would roll

[Matty]

yea man that thing cranked over that stone wall like it was its job....

[dj]

wired a charged capacitor to a toilet seat

(don't get caught)

[*FFC*]

Me and 85xtracab were ripping around town one day a forgot that his 33 in spare tire wasn't strapped down went around a turn to fast and it came off bounced over the curb over a little rock wall into someones front yard


I was pretty surprised how far it went and that it fell of perfectly so that it would roll

I've done that before too Cept the tire was actually standing up in the bed with a load of junk... I figured the junk would hold it in... it didn't

[crawlerdan]

wired a charged capacitor to a toilet seat

(don't get caught)

no..officer...i have never done that...swear

[unclejpl4x4]

wired a charged capacitor to a toilet seat

(don't get caught)

can I get a wiring diagram? 

[germ]

no, but I've been on the other side. Only we strapped my buddy upside down. Him being hammered was really helpful

When in the Navy, we'd get drunks in the ER on a regular basis. We'd strap together two of those old fashioned wire baskets (litters), with the drunk inside, then we'd hang it upside down in our store-room, so if they puked, it would just pour out (which alot of them did) It was pretty funny when they woke up and tried to get out. While onboard ship, we'd just strap them to the overhead bulk-head (ceiling) and let them swing in the wind. We do it in their department so we didn't have to clean the mess.

Erik

[dj]

can I get a wiring diagram? 

this was done back in the high school days.

[Ramrod]

thanks for the instuctions. i might just have to do that tonight.  Would a condenser from a 5 horse briggs and stratton work?

[dj]

Yes.

[scheid6996]

o man thats evil!

[Ramrod]

I'm having a party at my house this weekend so thats goin down for sure

[BLACKDOG]

make sure ya get some video, you know, set the camera on the counter behind something   

[dj]

just make sure you do it to someone healthy, if they have heart problems it could really hurt them

[Ramrod]

I am guessing nobody with heart problems will be at an 18 year olds house party.  If so they probably wouldn't be able to keep up and would leave early

[Hyena]

Lanolin will be there, he is like 26 years old.

[Ramrod]

lanolin will be there, but he is quite healthy

[biteme]

had the wet farts at night while in bed. Cuddled up to the old lady and farted and left a mark on her leg.

[*FFC*]

had the wet farts at night while in bed. Cuddled up to the old lady and farted and left a mark on her leg.

Ok, now that is just GROSS    

[BLACKDOG]

Held in a fart, knowing it was going to stink, waiting until you got in the car with your g/f to let it out? 

power windows, with a window lock! 

[Rocksurfer]

Threw a tire out of the back of a pickup, and it bounced to my amigo 30 feet away...hitting and denting the door       Now that's a dumba$$ for ya

Here's a new twist to this one, ever had a friend get injured on a quad and were loading a spare tire from another rig in your truck so they could load the quad into the other rig and accidently kick the spare out of your truck on the top of a ridge and watched it bounce down the side of the ridge up to 150 ft in the air and  it cleared the canyon below smashing into the other side of the canyon wall.

[*FFC*]

Here's a new twist to this one, ever had a friend get injured on a quad and were loading a spare tire from another rig in your truck so they could load the quad into the other rig and accidently kick the spare out of your truck on the top of a ridge and watched it bounce down the side of the ridge up to 150 ft in the air and  it cleared the canyon below smashing into the other side of the canyon wall.

Thank you RS, I don't feel so anymore