Have You Ever...

[Lady Di]

I heard that joke on the XM Comedy station.

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   bahahaha, ok, so I've never actually done that but it does sound funny!

what I have done is much worse....4-wheeling in a stock '91 Honda Civic! Whoohooo!  granted, it was raining, and my tires were quite bald...but in any case, I went off the side of the driveway, down 90-100 feet of dirt, trees, and big bushes, and straight into a huge ditch. Cost me about $400 bucks for my 'wheelin trip' 

[dj]

woke up in a hospital thinking you might be dead and not knowing how you got there

[*FFC*]

  bahahaha, ok, so I've never actually done that but it does sound funny!

what I have done is much worse....4-wheeling in a stock '91 Honda Civic! Whoohooo!  granted, it was raining, and my tires were quite bald...but in any case, I went off the side of the driveway, down 90-100 feet of dirt, trees, and big bushes, and straight into a huge ditch. Cost me about $400 bucks for my 'wheelin trip' 

I beat the crap out of my '86 Accord.. took it out to Prairie City, Carnegie, Frank Raines, the Rubicon... Only went through 2 halfshafts and it was still goin pretty good when I sold it at 210k

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we just replaced the cv joints, now it needs a new clutch....but other than that, it runs great, and with my lead foot, that's a big surprise!

[FATB0Y]

woke up in a hospital thinking you might be dead and not knowing how you got there

Done that 

[BUDDERS]

Ever spent 2 weeks off work layin on your girlfriend's couch because of a bad snowboarding accident you can't even remember?

[BUDDERS]

Ever had to take a at a construction sight with no bathroom around and just went in a block wall that they were going to cement up anyway?

[BUDDERS]

Anyone ever farted in a grocery store isle and then walk to the end of the isle and watch someones face as they enter the danger zone?

-ok maybe that one's all me

[FATB0Y]

Ever had to take a at a construction sight with no bathroom around and just went in a block wall that they were going to cement up anyway?

No

[FATB0Y]

 

Anyone ever farted in a grocery store isle and then walk to the end of the isle and watch someones face as they enter the danger zone?

-ok maybe that one's all me

Yes I have It's even better if ya leave your O/L standin' there and the victum thinks she did it 

[Rocksurfer]

Ever had to take a at a construction sight with no bathroom around and just went in a block wall that they were going to cement up anyway?

So that's why my office always has the faint smell of  Naw I just  whew freaked me out for a second.

[*FFC*]

Anyone ever farted in a grocery store isle and then walk to the end of the isle and watch someones face as they enter the danger zone?

-ok maybe that one's all me

Guilty


ever have a splitting headache for 3 days straight and it's still goin strong?  

[BUBBA]

:ever have a splitting headache for 3 days straight and it's still goin strong?

try a month and a half

[*FFC*]

try a month and a half

Well I've been goin every day for a few months now, but it's been non stop for 3 days


Ever wake up to yer co-worker pounding on the door just to ask you for a stinkin timecard?

[BUBBA]

Well I've been goin every day for a few months now, but it's been non stop for 3 days

I meant non stop

Ever wake up to yer co-worker pounding on the door just to ask you for a stinkin timecard?

No but I have been awaken by my stupidvisor wanting to know why I was sleeping instead of working.

[*FFC*]

No but I have been awaken by my stupidvisor wanting to know why I was sleeping instead of working.

[Rocksurfer]

No but I have been awaken by my stupidvisor wanting to know why I was sleeping instead of working.

Ha ha I am the Stupidvisor, I don't get yelled at when I go to sleep while I'm working.

[*FFC*]

Let a boat down a cliff just to fish for 2 hours?









Oohhhh but it was well worth it


Oh yeah, I'm the photographer

[wa4x4]

Ever wondered why you didnt notice FFC's goatee?

Ever taken a sawzall to your truck, taken a step back and said WHAT THE flopp?

[*FFC*]

Ever wondered why you didnt notice FFC's goatee?

Ever taken a sawzall to your truck, taken a step back and said WHAT THE flopp?

   

[Rocksurfer]

What?! FFC has a goat.

[*FFC*]

What?! FFC has a goat.

Yeah about 6 of em

[Rocksurfer]

Yeah about 6 of em

[*FFC*]

Ever wake up and feel like yer still sleepin all day long?

[Rocksurfer]

Ever been watching TV in the middle of the night, lets say 11:00p-12:00a and one of your kids wake up and you trick them into believing that it was time for school. Let them take a shower and get all ready for school.








Then remind them that it was 12:00a and it was Saturday

[*FFC*]

Ever been watching TV in the middle of the night, lets say 11:00p-12:00a and one of your kids wake up and you trick them into believing that it was time for school. Let them take a shower and get all ready for school.








Then remind them that it was 12:00a and it was Saturday

I wanna do that with my boys That'd be freekin awsome!!!!!

[Rocksurfer]

I wanna do that with my boys That'd be freekin awsome!!!!!

It's easy to do when you normally get up at dawn for them to get to school. They are so tired they don't even think to just look at a clock.

[dj]

 

[*FFC*]

I talked to my coworker who comes in early. We're gonna do it