Have You Ever...

[BLACKDOG]

Almost, I nearly smacked the tank of a 200S with my face because of a partially inactive compression release (if you didn't let the rope coil all the way, you start to pull then it would jerk back).

thats the one I did it on, a 200s   the compression release no longer exists, and the throwout springs are shot, so sometimes the dogs come out, sometimes they dont   this time they didn't at first, then they caught, and the rope snapped.  I punched myself in the jaw with the handle of the pull start

[rockscrambler]

well    not exactly but close . was pull starting a chainsaw and hit myself below the belt with the saw when the pull broke.

[red]

ever been working in a shop and had a tire come rolling up behind you fast and knock u over?

[*FFC*]

Red you just reminded me...

Ever been driving down the freeway and see a huge dually sitting all kawkeyed.  Wonder wtf, and realized he's driving on his rotor on one side.... look bout a quarter mile ahead and see his tire hit another car?

[BLACKDOG]

Red you just reminded me...

Ever been driving down the freeway and see a huge dually sitting all kawkeyed.  Wonder wtf, and realized he's driving on his rotor on one side.... look bout a quarter mile ahead and see his tire hit another car?

Been riding in a van, towing a trailer, and look out the pass. window just in time to see the trailer wheel from that side passing you at 55mph?

[*FFC*]

Been riding in a van, towing a trailer, and look out the pass. window just in time to see the trailer wheel from that side passing you at 55mph?

cept half the axle was stil on the wheel when it passed us

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Ever been driving down the road, when you look to your left and see not one, but TWO seperate dudes in separate vehicles smokin' a bong in their cars? within 5 minutes of each other too!

[Rocksurfer]

Ever been driving down the road, when you look to your left and see not one, but TWO seperate dudes in separate vehicles smokin' a bong in their cars? within 5 minutes of each other too!

 
Huh, what?


                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     

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AHA! I knew it was you!

[BUDDERS]

Have you ever stopped right in front of a guy that was running through traffic?  I did this to one of our sales guys today at work in the middle of the pouring rain.     He was looking at on-coming traffic and not at this big Sequoia I was driving and splatted into the side of it at full stride.  Then I took off.....        That one made my day. 

[BLACKDOG]

Seen a woman actually using a CURLING IRON in traffic?  I've seen it all now, men shaving, women puttng on lipstick or mascara, people reading, people preforming sexual acts on each other, the list goes on!!!  But women are the worst.  I've heard and seen enough "accidents" from curling irons and mascara to think that someone would ever want to put it on in a moving vehicle.



Anyone else ever wanted to get in front of them and slam on your brakes?

[Cheesemaker]

Sat and watched a gal come out of the store, put her groceries in her car, start it up and put it into reverse, all while talking on her cell phone and she proceded to back right into the side of a rig that was driving by!  She was some little brat, who thought she had the right away. Things were getting heated over who was at fault!  So, I got out and went over to the gal she hit and said that I'd give a written statement on the whole thing, including watching her talk on her cell phone the whole time!  She immediately changed her tune REAL quick!     Stupid pregnant dog!!

[Cheesemaker]

Been pulled over by the cops for having a license plate light out, for the second time, and lied about having the bulb replaced since you were too lazy to pay .89 cents for a bulb!  The cop asks you how long have you owned this vehicle?  I tell him 10 years!  He procedes to ask me if I'm making payments on it?     I wanted to scream, "Here's Your Sign!!"  "Yup, I've got ten more payments and POS is payed off!"   

[BUDDERS]

Have you every seen anybody run themselves over with their own truck?  I was sitting in traffic one day waiting to get on the freeway and watch this all in my rearveiw mirror.  This old man was trying to push start his truck down a hill and when he went to jump in it he tripped and cranked the steering wheel left.  The left rear wheel ran him over and left him flat in the middle of the inersection and the truck went flying into some nice landscaping!        I think he was ok though, cause he finally got up and walked to the corner.

[SWAMPER]

man Cali is weird 

[burnyota]

holy crap...
would you drink the bong water for $20 after a session?

[Cheesemaker]

holy crap...
would you drink the bong water for $20 after a session?

Only if you want to

[BUDDERS]

Only if you want to

We used to do it for free!  We would use ice cold peppermint Shnapps in the bong though.   

[YotaSoul]

Driven a totaled truck across town with only ski goggles as a windshield .

[Cheesemaker]

Driven a totaled truck across town with only ski goggles as a windshield .

Yep been there done that!  But what were the googles for? 


We busted up a windshield pretty bad, and on the way home got pulled over for having a said windshield!  Buddy politely asked if it was illegal to drive without one!  Officer said, "no, but you must have wipers"!  So, we carefully kicked out said item and placed it in the bed of truck, and officer said, "have a nice day!"   Wasn't too bad till it started to rain really bad!

[mudguts]

  Hiked a mountain with a crossarm, gas drill, hooks and tools, hand line, in the snow and then climb a 50 ft pole to get customers power back on? 

[SWAMPER]

No but have you ever slept in a waste tank of a Water Damage van cause there where no Hotels available in New Orleans

[rockscrambler]

Hiked a mountain with a crossarm, gas drill, hooks and tools, hand line, in the snow and then climb a 50 ft pole to get customers power back on?

no thank god ..... for people who do.

No but have you ever slept in a waste tank of a Water Damage van cause there where no Hotels available in New Orleans

I hope that was'nt as bad as it sounds

[motorider228]

Have you ever gotten a stuck throttle on your dirtbike and crashed into your septic pond in the midwest in august?

[BUDDERS]

Have you ever heard your roomate ask you "What kind of alfredo sauce is on these shrimp?" when they were 3 month old garlic butter shrimp that got forgotten in the back of the fridge.  He ate a couple before he asked me!        There was never any alfredo sauce on those shrimp.

[*FFC*]

Ever been wheelin in a sewer runoff

[Rocksurfer]

Ever been wheelin in a sewer runoff

The question here is did you know this before you entered?

[*FFC*]

The question here is did you know this before you entered?

Well, not the first time anyway, but I wasn't the one behind the wheel

[Rocksurfer]

Well, not the first time anyway, but I wasn't the one behind the wheel

Drive through once and did not know.... oh well. Drive through it twice and you deserve to smell like butt.

[BUBBA]

Ever been wheelin in a sewer runoff

  reminds me of this time me and my brother-inlaw where out riding 4wheelers one day and he comes up and says man I found this nice mud hole,but it's green mud and it's slicker than greased owl .