Have You Ever...

[BLACKDOG]

Wouldn't that be your bedroom light?

Also my shop light!!

Have u ever left all the lunch meat and mayonaise, ketchup, and mustard in the ice chest for two weeks after MCR5 then almost barfed trying to clean it up

No

[*FFC*]

Have u ever left all the lunch meat and mayonaise, ketchup, and mustard in the ice chest for two weeks after MCR5 then almost barfed trying to clean it up

No, but I've done it with tomatoes, and no it wasn't 2 weeks.  It was about 4 months The ice chest got lost in the back yard.  Opened it months later and there were tomatoes and sodas and melted ice still in it 

[Duffil]

No, but I've done it with tomatoes, and no it wasn't 2 weeks.  It was about 4 months The ice chest got lost in the back yard.  Opened it months later and there were tomatoes and sodas and melted ice still in it 

Hmmm...water?

[*FFC*]

Hmmm...water?

Most would say so, but no, not just water anymore.  It had been ice when it started sitting in the back yard corner.  When I found it it was melted ice that was growing and populating

[Duffil]

Most would say so, but no, not just water anymore.  It had been ice when it started sitting in the back yard corner.  When I found it it was melted ice that was growing and populating :disturbing:

What I meant was your use of the term "melted ice", which is water.  nevermind.

[*FFC*]

[BLACKDOG]

1) gotten home from work, and smelled fresh cookies, Gone into the kitchen, to see some on a pan cooling, and open the fridge to find a bowl of chocolate chocolate chip cookie dough not yet cooked (yes I know, salmonella )  Decide to take a pinch, and discover the hard way that what appears to be chocolate chocolate chip cookie dough is in reality the play dough your mom just finished making for her kindergarten class?  


Ah, brings back memories


2) gotten bored cleaning up the backyard, so you decided to catch new pets? MY bro and I caught some bees in a 2 liter soda bottle, then stuck it in the freezer for about 10 minutes.  Then took them out, and tied some fishing line to them.  After they thawed, we had about 6 bees flying on leashes tied to our grill!!

[BLACKDOG]

 

[BUDDERS]

THAT'S AWSOME!  I never would have thought of that! 

[*FFC*]

1) gotten home from work, and smelled fresh cookies, Gone into the kitchen, to see some on a pan cooling, and open the fridge to find a bowl of chocolate chocolate chip cookie dough not yet cooked (yes I know, salmonella )  Decide to take a pinch, and discover the hard way that what appears to be chocolate chocolate chip cookie dough is in reality the play dough your mom just finished making for her kindergarten class?  


Ah, brings back memories


2) gotten bored cleaning up the backyard, so you decided to catch new pets? MY bro and I caught some bees in a 2 liter soda bottle, then stuck it in the freezer for about 10 minutes.  Then took them out, and tied some fishing line to them.  After they thawed, we had about 6 bees flying on leashes tied to our grill!!

Why does this not surprise me 

[topar]

Pulled up to a stop sign and waited for it to turn green

[*FFC*]

Pulled up to a stop sign and waited for it to turn green

 

[mikerob]

Or pull up to a red light think its a stop sign

[Cheesemaker]

Have u ever left all the lunch meat and mayonaise, ketchup, and mustard in the ice chest for two weeks after MCR5 then almost barfed trying to clean it up

I went to a party once, and a few days later I noticed this little lunchmate type cooler in the back of my truck!  I knew it wasn't mine, I proceeded to open it up to see whats up with it!  Well, I think somebody had opened it up and proceeded to barf in it, and decided it wasn't worth keeping and somehow it ended up in my truck!  Well, I've got a iron stomach for certain things and this was not one of them!    

Well, the next morning the garbage man was going to pick up the garbage, and I placed it by the can with the lid on it of course!  And I get in my truck to go to work just as he pulls up and I watch him proceed to open the cooler and of course, I watch him spew all over the road!  I figure that if your picking up garbage for a living that you would have an iron stomach or at least have the sense of learning to not open things!

[BLACKDOG]

Pulled up to a stop sign and waited for it to turn green

Or pull up to a red light think its a stop sign

[kneedownnate]

Set out for an 18-20 mile day hike, then decided to find out for yourself why nobody uses the alternative "shortcut"?  Yes, I'm payin for it now, but atleast I got to see a lake that almost nobody ever does!

[tom w.]

got stuck on flat ground?

in your dads 3/4 ton dodge...

[notajeep]

I always get stuck on flat ground...... I can always go back down the hill.

[unclejpl4x4]

bees on a line ............ thats the best

[kneedownnate]

Watched somebody pull WAY too big a boat up the ramp smoking the clutch the whole way?  Newer sb f150 tryin to pull a 30? foot long cabin cruiser on a 3 axle trailer.  Mr. Obvious:  if your boat needs a 3 axle trailer your half ton truck is NOT a good mule!  He only moved a couple feet the first try, but it sounded like he was rappin it up and slipping the clutch, and was smokin slightly.  He waited a second then gave it a second try, same result except he kept going.  It went from a barely noticable faint smoke underneath to straight boiling smoke within about 50 feet, continuing for probably close to 100 yards the whole way up the ramp.  We figured the guy was boasting to his friends how his bad ass ford could pull that bigass boat, then when he noticed a problem got embarassed and mad and just said fork it!  Made for a funny show though, specially when he left on a wrecked with boat in tow.  Wish I'd had the camera with me for that one too!

[BUDDERS]

That reminds me.....  Have you ever had the boat you were towing try to pass you when you were getting off the freeway?  I didn't happen to me, but my freind at work.  I think he was  something when he hooked (or didn't hook) up the trailer.  The boat hit some concrete dividers and hopped up off the trailer and when it came down, puched 4 holes in its hull from the trailer.  When he came into work, we were like  , I know what you were doing!

[*FFC*]

That reminds me.....  Have you ever had the boat you were towing try to pass you when you were getting off the freeway?  I didn't happen to me, but my freind at work.  I think he was  something when he hooked (or didn't hook) up the trailer.  The boat hit some concrete dividers and hopped up off the trailer and when it came down, puched 4 holes in its hull from the trailer.  When he came into work, we were like  , I know what you were doing!

Yes, I've had it happen.  However it wasn't trying to pass me, it was trying to stop me I looked in my rear view mirror and all I saw was the bottom of the boat (prop rubbing on the road making a good brake).  So I slammed on my brakes so that the boat hit the back of the truck instead of going over the cliff 2 feet away It's NOT a good feeling.  Thank goodness it was a small boat

[kneedownnate]

Close.  We were pulling ski boats couple weeks ago, going over the speed bump and I noticed the tongue of the trailer moving up and down a lot.  Just as I turned to my coworker to ask him if he had locked the ball the trailer came off the ball!  Luckily I was going slowly (I'm the only one who drives slowly with a boat in tow) and we had the chains hooked so it wasn't bad, but embarassing nonetheless.

[red]

haha

have you ever been towing a trailer (car hauler) and had it rip the "heavy duty" bumper apart?

happened to me in my old f250, luckily i tow slowly as well. trailer brakes kept engaging randomly while i was driving, did it on the loop goin 60, next thing i know i hear metal digging into the pavement and see the trailer drifting away behind me. hit the brakes so the trailer would hit the back of my bed and stopped it that way.

[RUGER]

have you ever had 2 energy drinks on an empty stomach right before a midterm and later find out that they alcoholic energy drinks(sparks).
no wonder i felt so good durring my exam.
on a side note...i think i did pretty good on it...and it was about laws.

happy trails
rich *ruger*

[RAZOR]

thrown dog shirt over your fence 

 

not realized you had dog shirt on your shoe untill your foot slipped off the clutch?

[mikerob]

have you ever had 2 energy drinks on an empty stomach right before a midterm and later find out that they alcoholic energy drinks(sparks).
no wonder i felt so good durring my exam.
on a side note...i think i did pretty good on it...and it was about laws.

happy trails
rich *ruger*

Thats great. we used to drink those sparks before football games they have a kick to them

[RAZOR]

Driven 200+ miles to pick up something for work on your day off, deliver it to a customer, and not even have your boss say "thank you" ??  If tomorrow wasn't pay day, I'd call in sick.

....

Do you work For Les Schwab?

[*FFC*]

have you ever had 2 energy drinks on an empty stomach right before a midterm and later find out that they alcoholic energy drinks(sparks).
no wonder i felt so good durring my exam.
on a side note...i think i did pretty good on it...and it was about laws.

happy trails
rich *ruger*

You didn't know Sparks were alchoholic? I coulda swore we've discussed em before That's hularious though!

[Cheesemaker]

  ....

Do you work For Les Schwab?

What are you saying?  That you work for that hose ya over business!  They sell great products, but as an employee!  They would rather stick it to ya!