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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #480 on: Jul 25, 2010, 12:53:17 PM »
that DD post was definitely me

Also, on the SAS VS IFS  daily driver, my SAS was much better on the road then my IFS

I will take my IFS over my last waggy sas'd 4runner anyday. And I bet I keep up with it on the trail too..

....When people compliment your 25 year old toyota, while surrounded by 50k+ BMW's/MCB's. :)
....When innocent bystanders hit the deck thinking your EZ-locker is a gun going off. haha

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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #481 on: Jul 26, 2010, 01:45:11 PM »
I will take my IFS over my last waggy sas'd 4runner anyday. And I bet I keep up with it on the trail too..

....When people compliment your 25 year old toyota, while surrounded by 50k+ BMW's/MCB's. :)
....When innocent bystanders hit the deck thinking your EZ-locker is a gun going off. haha
people just stare at me while my runner leans over and starts whaling the tires at 0.5mph
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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #482 on: Jul 27, 2010, 09:44:40 AM »
people just stare at me while my runner leans over and starts whaling the tires at 0.5mph

 :headscratch:  You got suspension trouble.. :dunno: Most be those TG springs made from that high end tin foil.  :headshake:

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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #483 on: Jul 27, 2010, 12:31:26 PM »
Or he's not running any shocks. :gap:    Mine gas some body roll to. :dunno: 

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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #485 on: Jul 27, 2010, 01:09:36 PM »
:headscratch:  You got suspension trouble.. :dunno: Most be those TG springs made from that high end tin foil.  :headshake:
Or he's not running any shocks. :gap:    Mine gas some body roll to. :dunno: 
nope just running some long ace chevies with a ridiculous shackle angle  :driving:
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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #486 on: Jul 27, 2010, 01:22:55 PM »
...when you always get the right-of-way at yield signs and roundabouts.
Having a nice beefy bumper may help too, but we may never know.

...when the battery and alternator both die and you can still make it home in the dark. (Carb'd trucks only, sorry EFI guys...)

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...when you say "Rust? Where? That's just nature's weight reduction... stop poking it!"

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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #487 on: Jul 31, 2010, 10:15:23 AM »
when this happens.

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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #488 on: Jul 31, 2010, 10:49:18 AM »
Ill chime in sorta

You know you drive a toyota when someone YELLS:

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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #489 on: Aug 05, 2010, 10:25:01 PM »
When you AND all your friends oooh and aaaah at the fact that you're about to drop in an engine that puts out a staggering 150 HP!!!
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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #490 on: Aug 05, 2010, 10:25:52 PM »
when you fix or mod somethin that has nothing to do with how it drives and you still take it for a test run anyways haha
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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #491 on: Aug 06, 2010, 01:55:29 AM »
Haha how right you are, I put a new speaker once and then went wheeling.
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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #492 on: Aug 06, 2010, 09:25:59 AM »
I totally just changed out my starter.... and I although I started it several times in the driveway.... it  wasnt complete till I drove it around the block
Sand, what fun, drop pressure to 12psi, stock tires are still digging, can't afford to get stuck, 8psi, still not working. Find a place to GET OUT, air up, un-lock hubs,  WAIT whats this, hubs are UN-LOCKED already. 2wd, 8psi, stock tires, Oregon sand dunes.

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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #493 on: Aug 16, 2010, 07:48:53 PM »
when the better your truck sounds the worse gas mileage you get because all you do is mash the pedal to hear it lol
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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #494 on: Aug 16, 2010, 10:07:42 PM »
When you replace your fuel pump 2 times within 45 minutes... has just about as much to do with it being toyota as 99% of these posts  ;)
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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #495 on: Aug 17, 2010, 11:11:38 AM »
when you take the day off work bc you HAVE to get ur girl outta the woods haha
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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #496 on: Aug 17, 2010, 12:54:12 PM »
when you have a 4 cylinder that gets 8-10 mpg on a good day because you have to floor it every where just to keep up with traffic.
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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #497 on: Aug 17, 2010, 06:15:29 PM »
when you have a 4 cylinder that gets 8-10 mpg on a good day because you have to floor it every where just to keep up with traffic.

FAIL!
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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #498 on: Aug 17, 2010, 07:17:01 PM »
FAIL!
no kidding, on mine, it's more like when you run 37s on your DD, and still get better MPG than your buddies' tow rigs, or when you can drive 4 hours to a trail at regular speed on a tank of gas.
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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #499 on: Aug 17, 2010, 07:33:03 PM »
10-4 my taco is lifted about 5 inches with 33s and i get 25 lol
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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #500 on: Aug 19, 2010, 01:31:46 AM »
You know you have a toyota when you have a 3.0 V4  :headscratch: :down:
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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #501 on: Aug 19, 2010, 01:37:40 AM »
when it is sitting broken on the trailer once again
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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #502 on: Aug 19, 2010, 07:21:47 AM »
 ??? when other say..."do you crash your rig on purpose???  :yikes:
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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #503 on: Aug 19, 2010, 10:28:08 AM »
when you look at 4x4 mags and look only for the toyotas :thumbs:

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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #504 on: Aug 19, 2010, 11:22:05 AM »
Or when you get a speeding ticket trying to catch up to a SAS runner to look at it...

Or you call in sick to work on a friday and monday so that you have enough time to "HOPEFULLY" SAS your truck on your own in one weekend...
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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #505 on: Aug 19, 2010, 10:28:41 PM »
??? when other say..."do you crash your rig on purpose???  :yikes:

or
Q:  What'd you run into with the side of your truck?

A:  The ground
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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #506 on: Aug 19, 2010, 10:37:59 PM »
you end up carrying and fixing everyone elses crap on the trail.

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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #507 on: Aug 19, 2010, 10:40:49 PM »
your stock truck needs new tires, you come across a set of 35's and install them with a sawzall and a BFH.

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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #508 on: Aug 19, 2010, 10:42:40 PM »
Replacing birfield's is more of a sport than an actual fix.

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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #509 on: Aug 19, 2010, 11:33:35 PM »
When you know what  a 15/16th is used for on a toyota.





























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