You know you drive a Toyota when...

[YotaChris]

That poor toyota!! That was a perfectly good truck!! 

[Dingman.]

Those videos have been linked sooo many times on multiple forums..

[85_4RNR]

Those videos have been linked sooo many times on multiple forums..

who cares

[83yota5960]

and..... does it really matter if they have. im sure not every one on this site has seen it.

Those videos have been linked sooo many times on multiple forums..

[Rockcrawlintoy]

you know its a toyota and the accelerator sticks and u actually go over 60 mph

[sabatoa1]

When you hit a deer on "accident" so you can get money for sas!!!

[YotaChris]

When you hit a deer on "accident" so you can get money for sas!!!

hahahaha did you you actually do that??? That is great!

[kneedownnate]

I certainly hope not, cause it sounds like he poached a deer in order to defraud his insurance company, breaking 2 laws and needlessly ending a life. 

[85_4RNR]

 

[THK Matt]

when youd commit such (read last several posts) a crime to improve your trucks driveability and off-road capability.

[64-Hurricane]

You know what a W56 is, and you'd sell your kids barbie bike and basket for a R151.

You don't think a "Marlin Crawler" is a special breed of game fish that crawls out of the ocean on quiet nights, to feed on pets and slow children.

You had a real truck before...

No one has ever said to you, "that thing got a hemi in it!"

You cannot park on concrete driveways.

You own and operate a altimeter, but you do not have a pilots license.

You got that jeep thing, but now it burns when you pee....

You search and quickly find at least 150 people selling "rare" 30 year old pickups.

You have a superiority complex when it comes to Jeeps, and Jeep owners.

In conversation you reference your "rig" or your buddies "rig."  But no one works for Exxon.
You bought a newer, good running Toyota truck, and cut it up for parts.
You know that SASing is not the same as back talking.
You know where the hidden bolt is
Your Turbo Truck looks like night rider's distant cousin inside.
You constantly drive to the wrong side of the gas pump
You have "people".......at junk yards.
You've got "a guy" for just about anything.
You know that, "rust free" is a darn lie
You've been pulled over for a bad taillight, and handed a list.
You change the oil on your 20r once a month, but don't drain any.
You used to have a good friend...but he lost your timing.
You buy zip-ties in bulk
You have a build thread....but never go there

[swapped89]

 

You know what a W56 is, and you'd sell your kids barbie bike and basket for a R151.

You don't think a "Marlin Crawler" is a special breed of game fish that crawls out of the ocean on quiet nights, to feed on pets and slow children.

You had a real truck before...

No one has ever said to you, "that thing got a hemi in it!"

You cannot park on concrete driveways.

You own and operate a altimeter, but you do not have a pilots license.

You got that jeep thing, but now it burns when you pee....

You search and quickly find at least 150 people selling "rare" 30 year old pickups.

You have a superiority complex when it comes to Jeeps, and Jeep owners.

In conversation you reference your "rig" or your buddies "rig."  But no one works for Exxon.
You bought a newer, good running Toyota truck, and cut it up for parts.
You know that SASing is not the same as back talking.
You know where the hidden bolt is
Your Turbo Truck looks like night rider's distant cousin inside.
You constantly drive to the wrong side of the gas pump
You have "people".......at junk yards.
You've got "a guy" for just about anything.
You know that, "rust free" is a darn lie
You've been pulled over for a bad taillight, and handed a list.
You change the oil on your 20r once a month, but don't drain any.
You used to have a good friend...but he lost your timing.
You buy zip-ties in bulk
You have a build thread....but never go there

HAHA NICE! 

[94pickup]

haha i just pulled up to the gas pump on the wrong side 2 days ago. havent done that in a while. Love this thread btw

[GNasty 82]

... When you pull into Burger King and some guy offers you $2000 cash on the spot for a truck you paid $800 for, and you turn him down b/c you have twice that in modifications.

Just happened to me this week.

[sabatoa1]

I didn't really hit a deer but I thought about it, and alot of other ways to get money. But I did the same as everyone else and now I am broke!!!

[exxon]

when you take the '02 Ram to work because you are running late and you need a vehicle that can handle the highway at faster speeds. Only to have the tensioner pulley freeze and burn your belt off. You now have to wait til 8 comes around when part store opens and your brother comes to give you a new belt and pulley only to come up to you and say, "Why didn't you take the 'Runner?"

when your vehicle has 13 windows and 10 of them open up for the best a/c.

When taking your top off means walking around like a turtle

when your stepbrother convinces you to wheel your stock 4runner on the same trails a modded jeep goes down because speaking from experience he says, "they are capable"

When you buy a 300,000 mile vehicle and everything on it still works.

When you are always full on gas until it is about empty.

When the stock ground clearance is more than most lifted 4x4's.

You noticed an increase in acceleration with the top off.

[PadawanYota_Stovy]

hm nice thread . Well I no I love my two Toyotas I got an 85 pick up wheeler in pic below and new purchased 87 4runner for my DD , but it only has 190 k miles on it lol everyone laughs at me . But I no where the value holds in and should last me for a while . I just love Toyotas if i could afford the tundra crew max I'd own that one too but darn 45k   

[Rocksurfer]

.....after sitting for several years without being started a couple squirts of oil in the spark plug holes and a can of quick start it fires right up.

[Redbeard1]

when you can get 4" of lift for $27 and about 4 hours of work.

ruf, f150's and a cut off wheel

[yotaneck13]

when you find an old 79 short bed behind a barn the guy say 150$ it dont run and u drive it on the trailer cuz the ignitor was unpluged lol happeded

[sabatoa1]

When you sell the components off the stock setup and people actually pay money for them!!!

[94pickup]

your passenger is shocked that truck can hit 85 with a quad and a dirtbike in the bike.

(he didnt realize it was downwind)

[87hillbillyoter]

when you gain 5 hp and think you just went from a 4 cylinder to a v6

when the different between low beams and high beams is about 1-2 feet

you give every passing toyota driver the  horns 

you go farther in 2wd than your buddies big huge truck on 35s goes in 4wd

you know at least 5 other people with yotas

[exxon]

you give every passing toyota driver the  horns 

still laughing at this one, i must've got a lot of those today on my way to work ( I was running a little late)

[gmack192]

told the Wifey, "I have to get stickers made for the truck that say NOT 4 SALE"

[87hillbillyoter]

still laughing at this one, i must've got a lot of those today on my way to work ( I was running a little late)

ha yea i give it to everyone, but unfortunately not too many give it back to me...

[sabatoa1]

you are proud when people pass and see your toyota in the garage on jack stands and you feel a sense of pride come over you

[chunkybutfunky934]

When your friends are surprised how many times people ask you if its for sale at the gas station haha

[yotaneck13]

told the Wifey, "I have to get stickers made for the truck that say NOT 4 SALE"

all ready have some lol goin on after the cab swap

[89bogger]

you weld the rear end in your puke yellow 76 2 wheeel drive to make the hill climb you couldnt make before.(made it up after that.)

when your deployed to afghanistan and see more solid axles than you've evre seen in your life, and you even offer a afghan dude 3 bottles of water and a 3 pound bag of jolly ranchers for is hubs, and you offer him a red bull and bag of skittle for his tail light....i brought the tail lights hom cause he needed his hubs he said.