You know you drive a Toyota when...

[yotaneck13]

ive got straight 2" pipe on my 90 and i love downshifting from 3rd to 2nd at about 40 to 45 under a bridge or even on a back road through the woods the cracking it makes is amazing

[85_4RNR]

when you have to make a right turn then turn around to go the proper way which was left.

[Kurlee Daddee]

You are driving down the freeway and you don't have to constantly look for cops in your rear view mirror because your truck won't go over the speed limit anyways.

[Gixxer Jon]

You are driving down the freeway and you don't have to constantly look for cops in your rear view mirror because your truck won't go over the speed limit anyways.

so true!

[Plekto]

You know you drive a Toyota when drivers roll their windows *up* as you pass them due to all the noise your truck is making just keeping up with traffic.  Wheels, tires, engine, transmission, various door panels and ratting bits...

(related to #1)Also the cops ignore you because they understand you have to floor it just to keep up with traffic. (ie - sounds like someone going 100 in a Civic.  At 30...

note - actually, it's because everything is so quiet and "pod" like now.  My 67 Mercedes was also amazingly loud compared to, well, anything other than a military vehicle.

[birfection]

...a hard rain converts your truck(riding on 33 x 12.5 MTs) into a hydroplane.

[yotaneck13]

You are driving down the freeway and you don't have to constantly look for cops in your rear view mirror because your truck won't go over the speed limit anyways.

when you look for cops anyways bc your truck is so loud

[joeycool00]

when your valves start tapping louder than normal means you are three quarts low... 

[yotaneck13]

when you dont carer that your valves are making noise cuz thats normal

[Caboose]

You are driving down the freeway and you don't have to constantly look for cops in your rear view mirror because your truck won't go over the speed limit anyways.

Not true, got popped doing 81 in a 60 in a stock 81.  Cop was surprised i got it going that fast, as was I.

[unclejpl4x4]

...a hard rain converts your truck(riding on 33 x 12.5 MTs) into a hydroplane.

never had that problem  just sucked in to pudles

[Mega Baby Huey]

when you easily can drive your truck down four-wheeler trails.

[Mega Baby Huey]

or your truck is so much a part of your life it is no longer an object, but rather an sentient companion. You give it a name and refer to your truck as "he" or "she"... and you're actually offended if someone calls him "it".

[cali4runner]

When you spray black paint anywhere it looks good on it!!!

[WHITE_TRASH]

When you have every possible piece of unobtanium bling bolted or welded to your axles and they still break.

[yotaneck13]

when you cant seem to find the part u need bc ur shead is stackjed full as well as every where else

[swapped89]

when you or your friends say "your valves are makin noise". And you say "yep its got the toyota tick"

[peacesells]

when you or your friends say "your valves are makin noise". And you say "yep its got the toyota tick"

With my buddies 85 its more like when you pull up to the gas pump and a stranger walks up to tell you they dont sell diesel here...

[minicrawlin]

my brother came up to visit and go wheeling and he's a dodge guy and he was like, "man thats a serious tick you got there do you need to adjust your valves or what" and i said, "dont worry bout what i do man!" ha ha

[Tofudude]

when your truck leaks oil but is always full.

when your interior is dirtier than the outside

when you crank on your fan and your passenger's alergies flare up

[BUDDERS]

When everyone expects you to show up with it on moving day.  Seriously, get a bigger moving truck!

[4runner4x4]

when every night at dinner u say i was looking on craigslist today and found ............

when your tires weigh almost as much as your truck

when the guys down at the local parts store know you by name

when your tires are louder than your exaughst

[Kurlee Daddee]

When everyone expects you to show up with it on moving day.  Seriously, get a bigger moving truck!

Yep this has happened for every friend I have during moving day since I have owned this truck

[88_Pathy]

Thought of one...

You don't look to see how fast your going (speedo is wrong anyways) because you know what that speed sounds like.

You have a "power gear"...

[toe]

You have a "power gear"...

I thought it was "lack of power gear"...........

[88_Pathy]

Well in the mountains mine is an automatic, I run 3rd on everything.

[91 ex-cab]

When a lady at the gas station asks you if you're ok because she thought you had just crashed your truck.

[ae racer]

....when you get a childish grin every time you see a wheeler....even if its stock.

[91 ex-cab]

When your girlfriend calls the lifted toyotas with ifs posers.

[yotaneck13]

With my buddies 85 its more like when you pull up to the gas pump and a stranger walks up to tell you they dont sell diesel here...

thats good haha