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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #600 on: Nov 11, 2010, 09:17:22 PM »
You know you drive a Toyota when you take a left turn to fast, your keys come out of the ignition and fly out the passenger side window.
My keys fall out while i'm driving but never out the window :talkingn: it's actually kinda nice if you ever need to leave it running but lock it :gap:

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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #601 on: Nov 11, 2010, 09:18:58 PM »
You know you drive a Toyota when you take a left turn to fast, your keys come out of the ignition and fly out the passenger side window.

or u hit a bump kinda hard, or when goin down the road, and u need somethin to poke with, ur just to scare ur buds, u pull em out and toss em in their lap
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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #602 on: Nov 11, 2010, 09:43:28 PM »
My keys fall out while i'm driving but never out the window :talkingn: it's actually kinda nice if you ever need to leave it running but lock it :gap:

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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #603 on: Nov 12, 2010, 05:38:02 AM »
You know you drive a Toyota when you take a left turn to fast, your keys come out of the ignition and fly out the passenger side window.

They used to fall out on my 80 when I was offroad all the time.
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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #604 on: Nov 12, 2010, 08:16:16 AM »
You know you drive a Toyota when you take a left turn to fast, your keys come out of the ignition and fly out the passenger side window.

im lucky my 83 hasent done that yet! :crossed:

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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #605 on: Nov 12, 2010, 09:44:46 AM »
when your rear driveshaft blows off, you take it off, and drive it in 4wd to work-happened this morning
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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #606 on: Nov 12, 2010, 05:34:20 PM »
when your rear driveshaft blows off, you take it off, and drive it in 4wd to work-happened this morning
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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #607 on: Nov 12, 2010, 07:49:56 PM »
when your rear driveshaft blows off, you take it off, and drive it in 4wd to work-happened this morning

had to do that before
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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #608 on: Nov 12, 2010, 11:16:43 PM »
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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #609 on: Nov 22, 2010, 10:28:45 PM »
when your blinkers suddenly stop working and then the next day they work perfect again. my toyota fixes itself! lol
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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #610 on: Nov 25, 2010, 05:13:14 AM »

  When you put the MT on for the winter and find that lift you put on the wife's  virgin 4runner now makes the tires rub on the plastic covers behind the front bumper....And she say's "Just cut them off"    :love:  :smooch:  :flamer:.... :driving:  :burnout:   

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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #611 on: Nov 25, 2010, 09:37:52 AM »
  When you put the MT on for the winter and find that lift you put on the wife's  virgin 4runner now makes the tires rub on the plastic covers behind the front bumper....And she say's "Just cut them off"    :love:  :smooch:  :flamer:.... :driving:  :burnout:   
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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #612 on: Nov 25, 2010, 01:38:36 PM »
when you go to a rock climb comp and a 85 yota with 200k on it with a rod knock takes first place of all modded heeps

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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #613 on: Nov 25, 2010, 11:32:04 PM »
or when you win first place in the mud pit, with a near stock 4cyl pushing 42's, and the only rigs in your class were 6 cyl jeeps
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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #614 on: Nov 26, 2010, 08:26:32 AM »
haha! man i wish i was there to see that!
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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #615 on: Nov 26, 2010, 08:30:46 AM »
ive had my keys fall out my shifter boot hole going up a hill cilmb
My keys fall out while i'm driving but never out the window :talkingn: it's actually kinda nice if you ever need to leave it running but lock it :gap:
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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #616 on: Nov 26, 2010, 08:43:25 AM »
ive had my keys fall out my shifter boot hole going up a hill cilmb

I flopped on my passenger side and the keys went out that window before I hit the ground.  My 4.3 was running great, sideways, had to scramble to find the keys to get it shut off.

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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #617 on: Dec 07, 2010, 02:46:30 PM »
...when your friends ask u to come wheelin so u can pull them out when they get stuck.
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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #618 on: Dec 07, 2010, 03:48:32 PM »
when you buy stock in rain x bc you don't have intermittent wipers.

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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #619 on: Dec 18, 2010, 06:37:56 PM »
when your rear driveshaft blows off, you take it off, and drive it in 4wd to work-happened this morning

did this for about a month in my t100 when i did my 5 speed swap till i got a rear dshaft mader
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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #620 on: Dec 18, 2010, 08:48:38 PM »
did this for about a month in my t100 when i did my 5 speed swap till i got a rear dshaft mader

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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #621 on: Dec 20, 2010, 01:59:07 AM »
You know you´ve got a Toyota when your difflock stops working because the electric motor disintegrates.

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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #622 on: Dec 20, 2010, 10:09:15 AM »
also on the subject of electrics..
you know you have a toyota
When you have so many electrical problems even though you have no electrical mods to the truck you end up wishing it would just burst into flames
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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #623 on: Jan 05, 2011, 11:26:46 AM »
when it doesnt matter which toyota key you use in your dd they all work
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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #624 on: Jan 05, 2011, 05:28:34 PM »
I 2nd that, a John Deere excavator key fit almost every 2nd gen ignition

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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #625 on: Jan 05, 2011, 05:38:51 PM »
not mine...  :greengrin:
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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #626 on: Jan 05, 2011, 05:47:09 PM »
Bet cha I can make it work!

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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #627 on: Jan 05, 2011, 08:57:03 PM »
I started my old truck with a penny......
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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #628 on: Jan 06, 2011, 12:18:54 PM »
my friends truck starts with a paper clip lol

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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #629 on: Jan 06, 2011, 10:42:17 PM »
when you have Toyota's number on speed dial  :phone:
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