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46&2 · « **Reply #570 on:** Sep 13, 2010, 12:22:26 AM »

Quote from: Thomas P on Sep 12, 2010, 11:39:47 PM

When you hear somene say "Toyotas are Jap crap" and you dont hesitate to set them straight........

I have had this discussion a handful of times, I see it as vehicular racism and it will not be tolerated! LOL Who else has had this discussion?

Mostly had to deal with it since the "unintended acceleration issues". Popular to hate on Toyota now a days.

GreenYoterKrawler · « **Reply #571 on:** Sep 13, 2010, 03:55:22 AM »

When a honda rear ends you and the hood is crushed under your leaf springs, then you say to urself its probly just the detroit again...

Thomas P · « **Reply #572 on:** Sep 13, 2010, 12:01:34 PM »

Yeah, thats been one ive encountered as well especially since I own a new Tundra. My brother has a Dodge with a hemi, and he tried to clown me until I told him the Tundra has more American parts than his shitty Dodge, and that the base 5.7 engine in a Toyota has more power than his HEMI edition pile.

85_4RNR · « **Reply #573 on:** Sep 13, 2010, 12:48:52 PM »

It's sad that ALL dodge Rams are made in Mexico

46&2 · « **Reply #574 on:** Sep 16, 2010, 02:23:38 PM »

Quote from: Thomas P on Sep 13, 2010, 12:01:34 PM

Yeah, thats been one ive encountered as well especially since I own a new Tundra. My brother has a Dodge with a hemi, and he tried to clown me until I told him the Tundra has more American parts than his shitty Dodge, and that the base 5.7 engine in a Toyota has more power than his HEMI edition pile.

From my understanding, the new "Hemis" don't even have hemispherical combustion chambers.

GNasty 82 · « **Reply #575 on:** Sep 16, 2010, 03:16:09 PM »

I could go on and on about the "Hemi" engines, but I don't want to get off topic so.....

You know you drive a Toyota when ...

you keep the "You know you drive a Toyota when..." thread clean.

yotaneck13 · « **Reply #576 on:** Sep 21, 2010, 03:38:36 PM »

you pull on to the scales at the local scrap yard in your underpowered bobbed big tired lifted 4cyl truck with 18foot car trailor on and you jus hauled 5200 lbs of rotors in haha happened today they couldnt believe the toyota pulled it

toe · « **Reply #577 on:** Sep 21, 2010, 03:46:31 PM »

Quote from: yotaneck13 on Sep 21, 2010, 03:38:36 PM

you pull on to the scales at the local scrap yard in your underpowered bobbed big tired lifted 4cyl truck with 18foot car trailor on and you jus hauled 5200 lbs of rotors in haha happened today they couldnt believe the toyota pulled it

That's what low range is for..........

$Beer Chug\'n$

abnormaltoy · « **Reply #578 on:** Sep 21, 2010, 04:21:14 PM »

Quote from: 85_4RNR on Sep 13, 2010, 12:48:52 PM

It's sad that ALL dodge Rams are made in Mexico

I don't think they're even called Dodge now...just Ram trucks.

THK Matt · « **Reply #579 on:** Sep 21, 2010, 04:25:10 PM »

Quote from: abnormaltoy on Sep 21, 2010, 04:21:14 PM

I don't think they're even called Dodge now...just Ram trucks.

joeycool00 · « **Reply #580 on:** Sep 21, 2010, 04:47:48 PM »

you know you drive a yota when this happens...

fade · « **Reply #581 on:** Sep 21, 2010, 10:14:04 PM »

Yummy birf soup. Its a great treat on the trail lol.

Tech Tim · « **Reply #582 on:** Sep 22, 2010, 10:25:05 AM »

Quote from: green yoter krawler on Sep 13, 2010, 03:55:22 AM

When a honda rear ends you and the hood is crushed under your leaf springs, then you say to urself its probly just the detroit again...

hmmm, let me rephrase that into something that strikes a little closer to me.... LoL

"When a Lincoln town car rear ends you and you have to lock in the front hubs to pull off their hood, leaving a nice furrow down the center of it from your 2" receiver. Then when the cop shows up to take a report and the lady is screaming that it was your fault, the cop tells her to shut up and that she should pay you a $1.99 for a can of spray paint to fix the damage to your bumper."

Thomas P · « **Reply #583 on:** Sep 22, 2010, 12:02:47 PM »

$Beer Chug\'n$ I love that...

Wermz84 · « **Reply #584 on:** Sep 22, 2010, 01:18:13 PM »

Quote from: Tech Tim on Sep 22, 2010, 10:25:05 AM

hmmm, let me rephrase that into something that strikes a little closer to me.... LoL

"When a Lincoln town car rear ends you and you have to lock in the front hubs to pull off their hood, leaving a nice furrow down the center of it from your 2" receiver. Then when the cop shows up to take a report and the lady is screaming that it was your fault, the cop tells her to shut up and that she should pay you a $1.99 for a can of spray paint to fix the damage to your bumper."

That is great.

BoG-ToY · « **Reply #585 on:** Sep 23, 2010, 08:09:52 AM »

how was she saying it was your fault? I am intrigued, I always gotta wonder with whole rearended thing (I mean does she think shes going to convince the cop you backed into her?)

Tech Tim · « **Reply #586 on:** Sep 23, 2010, 05:19:40 PM »

IDK, it made no sense at all. It happened at a stoplight on a major road and I was already stopped when she plowed into me enough to go under my truck. She then sat there while I surveyed the damage (or lack of damage on my rig), locked the hubs and pulled off her hood. Once the cop showed up she started screaming at him how it was my fault for stopping on a major road (at a stoplight

). When the cop showed there was no argument from him, he knew it was her fault and sent me on my way.

NoJeepJerrySeinfeld · « **Reply #587 on:** Sep 23, 2010, 07:24:50 PM »

Quote from: Tech Tim on Sep 23, 2010, 05:19:40 PM

IDK, it made no sense at all. It happened at a stoplight on a major road and I was already stopped when she plowed into me enough to go under my truck. She then sat there while I surveyed the damage (or lack or on my rig), locked the hubs and pulled off her hood. Once the cop showed up she started screaming at him how it was my fault for stopping on a major road (at a stoplight ). When the cop showed there was no argument from him, he knew it was her fault and sent me on my way.

I would advise full coverage

GreenYoterKrawler · « **Reply #588 on:** Sep 26, 2010, 04:05:01 AM »

Quote from: Tech Tim on Sep 22, 2010, 10:25:05 AM

hmmm, let me rephrase that into something that strikes a little closer to me.... LoL

"When a Lincoln town car rear ends you and you have to lock in the front hubs to pull off their hood, leaving a nice furrow down the center of it from your 2" receiver. Then when the cop shows up to take a report and the lady is screaming that it was your fault, the cop tells her to shut up and that she should pay you a $1.99 for a can of spray paint to fix the damage to your bumper."

Thats Friggin awsome Hahaha, at least didnt have to lock my hubs. but she did have some racing stripes, or should i say gouges from my shackles. Built for speed baby

yotaneck13 · « **Reply #589 on:** Oct 03, 2010, 08:04:43 PM »

Quote from: toe on Sep 21, 2010, 03:46:31 PM

That's what low range is for..........

$Beer Chug\'n$

it took low range to make it up the hill into the scrap yard lol

Rocksurfer · « **Reply #590 on:** Oct 04, 2010, 01:28:49 AM »

...um you are a member of a Toyota only bulletin board..... and that should be enough said.

Travis H · « **Reply #591 on:** Oct 04, 2010, 10:17:31 AM »

Quote from: Rocksurfer on Oct 04, 2010, 01:28:49 AM

...um you are a member of a Toyota only bulletin board..... and that should be enough said.

correction you are a member of MULTIPLE toyota forums.

I.D.G.A.F · « **Reply #592 on:** Oct 04, 2010, 11:36:15 AM »

When you envy people with cup holders

blackdiamond · « **Reply #593 on:** Oct 04, 2010, 11:56:35 AM »

When you're still driving and everyone else has stopped.

Thomas P · « **Reply #594 on:** Oct 04, 2010, 11:01:28 PM »

Quote from: I.D.G.A.F on Oct 04, 2010, 11:36:15 AM

When you envy people with cup holders

so true........

GreenYoterKrawler · « **Reply #595 on:** Oct 05, 2010, 12:11:08 AM »

Quote from: I.D.G.A.F on Oct 04, 2010, 11:36:15 AM

When you envy people with cup holders

Oh so true, i was just thinking this earlier as my milk shake decided to team up w/ gravity and smother me in chocolaty goodness..

Yota Rolla · « **Reply #596 on:** Oct 05, 2010, 01:59:26 AM »

when the only uses for a jeep that you can think of is for a parking block or an RTI ramp

Yota Rolla · « **Reply #597 on:** Oct 05, 2010, 02:04:09 AM »

when you roll twice and the only thing your worried about is your taillights and round headlight rings and slat grill

Redbeard1 · « **Reply #598 on:** Nov 11, 2010, 08:23:02 PM »

You know you drive a Toyota when you take a left turn to fast, your keys come out of the ignition and fly out the passenger side window.

87hillbillyoter · « **Reply #599 on:** Nov 11, 2010, 09:03:17 PM »

Quote from: redpim1 on Nov 11, 2010, 08:23:02 PM

You know you drive a Toyota when you take a left turn to fast, your keys come out of the ignition and fly out the passenger side window.

haha no way hahah thats a new one lol

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