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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #540 on: Aug 31, 2010, 03:35:02 PM »
You know you drive a toyota when you t-bone a mercedes toatalling both vehicles and your truck is the one that drives away from the accident
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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #541 on: Aug 31, 2010, 03:43:12 PM »
you know you drive a toyota when every month you have to buy a new motor....j/k bros dont have a tissy fit :stopit: :turtle:

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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #542 on: Aug 31, 2010, 03:52:02 PM »
Sir, we dont have a you know you drive a 4.0liter jeep thread
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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #543 on: Aug 31, 2010, 04:46:07 PM »
you know you drive a toyota when you have a bicycle in the back.
I don't get it
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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #544 on: Aug 31, 2010, 06:14:07 PM »
I don't get it
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i do, some of us have toyotas that arn't happy
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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #545 on: Aug 31, 2010, 06:37:18 PM »
Sir, we dont have a you know you drive a 4.0liter jeep thread
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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #546 on: Aug 31, 2010, 07:55:03 PM »
i do, some of us have toyotas that arn't happy
oh ok thanks early, thought it might be something along those lines.

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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #547 on: Sep 01, 2010, 09:25:40 PM »
When you spend 3 hrs one night to wire your new rock lights only to drive home with a busted head light, turn signal and tail light.......
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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #548 on: Sep 03, 2010, 01:21:01 PM »
heck yes...
my TPS came second to my winch mount... lol
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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #549 on: Sep 04, 2010, 09:19:32 PM »
Sorry I guess I misunderstood the meaning of this thread. I thought it was a play on the "you might be a redneck" by j. Foxworthy.
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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #550 on: Sep 06, 2010, 10:27:08 AM »
 :usa:
« Last Edit: Sep 11, 2010, 09:48:08 PM by BoG-ToY »
Sand, what fun, drop pressure to 12psi, stock tires are still digging, can't afford to get stuck, 8psi, still not working. Find a place to GET OUT, air up, un-lock hubs,  WAIT whats this, hubs are UN-LOCKED already. 2wd, 8psi, stock tires, Oregon sand dunes.

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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #551 on: Sep 06, 2010, 06:26:37 PM »
wow..... you know you drive a yota (lifestyle) when you spend 40 hours in three days (nights) rebuilding an engine AFTER working on other peoples junk all day (diesel/automotive tech) to go to idaho with 3 other yotas to camp in the damn woods and wheel it on your 22re engine break in.... thats a yota junkie right there! :beerchug:
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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #552 on: Sep 06, 2010, 07:44:43 PM »
not just a toyota thing though?
« Last Edit: Sep 11, 2010, 09:47:39 PM by BoG-ToY »
Sand, what fun, drop pressure to 12psi, stock tires are still digging, can't afford to get stuck, 8psi, still not working. Find a place to GET OUT, air up, un-lock hubs,  WAIT whats this, hubs are UN-LOCKED already. 2wd, 8psi, stock tires, Oregon sand dunes.

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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #553 on: Sep 08, 2010, 12:27:24 AM »
OHHH I GOT ONE TO END IT ALL.

YOU KNOW YOU DRIVE A TOYOTA WHEN YOU DRIVE A TOYOTA!
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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #554 on: Sep 10, 2010, 07:06:49 AM »
haha pretty much cant get much more simpler than that
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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #555 on: Sep 10, 2010, 07:46:14 AM »
You know when you bought a Toyota that your kid will say that's my truck dad!!

And all you can say is that's my boy.  Get some.

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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #556 on: Sep 10, 2010, 08:10:27 PM »
you know you drive a toyota when you agree this thread needs to be cleaned up.

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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #557 on: Sep 10, 2010, 08:42:46 PM »
all i can say is toyotas rock they never let u down and thay allways keep going when your shocked it didnt die the last trip you beat it on and its got the highest resale value on the market today

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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #558 on: Sep 12, 2010, 03:02:37 PM »
you know you drive a toyota when you agree this thread needs to be cleaned up.

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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #559 on: Sep 12, 2010, 03:11:14 PM »
when you have to smack the starter with a mag light before you can start it....
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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #560 on: Sep 12, 2010, 03:11:57 PM »
when you have to hold the horn button down and turn the wheel left and right to get it to honk.....
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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #561 on: Sep 12, 2010, 03:17:45 PM »
when a guy in a Jeep points and luaghs at you right before he gets stuck, then asks you for a tug...
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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #562 on: Sep 12, 2010, 03:25:14 PM »
you break something and somone in your group has a spare....
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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #563 on: Sep 12, 2010, 03:25:31 PM »
when you have to hold the horn button down and turn the wheel left and right to get it to honk.....

I always have to do this in my truck. :laugh:
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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #564 on: Sep 12, 2010, 03:26:02 PM »
you get home from wheeling all weekend and have a half tank of gas.......
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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #565 on: Sep 12, 2010, 04:09:57 PM »
Good Ones! I think were getting back on track to toyota specifics finally.
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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #566 on: Sep 12, 2010, 07:32:00 PM »
you get home from wheeling all weekend and have a half tank of gas.......
:yupyup: so true.

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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #567 on: Sep 12, 2010, 07:57:34 PM »
when you have to hold the horn button down and turn the wheel left and right to get it to honk.....

haha i thought i was the only one that had to do this
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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #568 on: Sep 12, 2010, 11:34:41 PM »
lol, I got my first toy when I graduated, and have ran through them like crazy. Right now I own 6 of them and I know a few of their quirks..... Most of them had the horn thing.


when you lock your keys in your truck but dont get worried because you can get into it faster with a coat hanger than to actually find the right key and open the lock with it............
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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #569 on: Sep 12, 2010, 11:39:47 PM »
When you hear somene say "Toyotas are Jap crap" and you dont hesitate to set them straight........

I have had this discussion a handful of times, I see it as vehicular racism and it will not be tolerated! LOL Who else has had this discussion?
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