You know you drive a Toyota when...

Started by 85_4RNR, December 15, 2009, 07:07:34 PM

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84xcab

You know you drive a toyota when you t-bone a mercedes toatalling both vehicles and your truck is the one that drives away from the accident
Bobbed 84 xtra cab, pickin up parts as I go.

If at first you do not succeed, put it in 4low and try again.

poop-zuki

you know you drive a toyota when every month you have to buy a new motor....j/k bros dont have a tissy fit :stopit: :turtle:

84xcab

Sir, we dont have a you know you drive a 4.0liter jeep thread
Bobbed 84 xtra cab, pickin up parts as I go.

If at first you do not succeed, put it in 4low and try again.

91 ex-cab

Quote from: axled89 on August 27, 2010, 12:44:32 PM
you know you drive a toyota when you have a bicycle in the back.
I don't get it
:dunno:

Early

1994  4Runner w/ full doors

My hands are dirty cause i drive a yota

gnarrkill

Quote from: 84xcab on August 31, 2010, 03:52:02 PM
Sir, we dont have a you know you drive a 4.0liter jeep thread
he drives a samuria
79 toyota duals,caged,40 mtrs

the build thread i dont update
http://board.marlincrawler.com/index.php?topic=65367.0

91 ex-cab

Quote from: Early on August 31, 2010, 06:14:07 PM
i do, some of us have toyotas that arn't happy
oh ok thanks early, thought it might be something along those lines.

<MIKE>

When you spend 3 hrs one night to wire your new rock lights only to drive home with a busted head light, turn signal and tail light.......
1987 4runner
Dual cases, 2.28-4.7
Dana 60 Rear; Danna 44 front; 5.89's
249:1

BoG-ToY

heck yes...
my TPS came second to my winch mount... lol
Sand, what fun, drop pressure to 12psi, stock tires are still digging, can't afford to get stuck, 8psi, still not working. Find a place to GET OUT, air up, un-lock hubs,  WAIT whats this, hubs are UN-LOCKED already. 2wd, 8psi, stock tires, Oregon sand dunes.

<MIKE>

Sorry I guess I misunderstood the meaning of this thread. I thought it was a play on the "you might be a redneck" by j. Foxworthy.
1987 4runner
Dual cases, 2.28-4.7
Dana 60 Rear; Danna 44 front; 5.89's
249:1

BoG-ToY

#550
 :usa:
Sand, what fun, drop pressure to 12psi, stock tires are still digging, can't afford to get stuck, 8psi, still not working. Find a place to GET OUT, air up, un-lock hubs,  WAIT whats this, hubs are UN-LOCKED already. 2wd, 8psi, stock tires, Oregon sand dunes.

twistedtoy92

wow..... you know you drive a yota (lifestyle) when you spend 40 hours in three days (nights) rebuilding an engine AFTER working on other peoples junk all day (diesel/automotive tech) to go to idaho with 3 other yotas to camp in the damn woods and wheel it on your 22re engine break in.... thats a yota junkie right there! :beerchug:
2005 Audi A4 2.0T Quattro 380 AWHP @ 24psi
1993 Toyota Pickup http://board.marlincrawler.com/index.php?topic=72886.msg866982#msg866982
1992 Toyota Pickup http://board.marlincrawler.com/index.php?topic=49319.msg616251#msg616251
1985 4runner http://board.marlincrawler.com/index.php?topic=60737.msg745263#msg745263

"TRIPLE CASES GETS YOU LAID." -BigMike

"I daily drive this thang everyday." (swapped89)

BoG-ToY

#552
not just a toyota thing though?
Sand, what fun, drop pressure to 12psi, stock tires are still digging, can't afford to get stuck, 8psi, still not working. Find a place to GET OUT, air up, un-lock hubs,  WAIT whats this, hubs are UN-LOCKED already. 2wd, 8psi, stock tires, Oregon sand dunes.

fade

OHHH I GOT ONE TO END IT ALL.

YOU KNOW YOU DRIVE A TOYOTA WHEN YOU DRIVE A TOYOTA!
96 horunner 3.4 elocker armored
86 mini truck 18" rays
09 highlander
70 suburban

87hillbillyoter

haha pretty much cant get much more simpler than that
:usa:
1987 SAS'ed toyota 4x4 pickup 22re swap
build up- http://board.marlincrawler.com/index.php?topic=75111.0
:usa:

santa cruz crawler

You know when you bought a Toyota that your kid will say that's my truck dad!!

And all you can say is that's my boy.  Get some.

91 ex-cab

you know you drive a toyota when you agree this thread needs to be cleaned up.

brookspage

all i can say is toyotas rock they never let u down and thay allways keep going when your shocked it didnt die the last trip you beat it on and its got the highest resale value on the market today

85_4RNR

Quote from: 91 ex-cab on September 10, 2010, 08:10:27 PM
you know you drive a toyota when you agree this thread needs to be cleaned up.

:thumbs: DONE
I work a 2000 BMW 540i 6 speed

Thomas P

when you have to smack the starter with a mag light before you can start it....
'85 EFI X cab SR5. 42" Iroks, Dual ultimates etc.
'84 Std. cab  Yota, Chevy 4.3 swapped (makes v8's cry)
'88 4 Runner 39.5" Iroks FJ80 front, taco rear elockers dual ultimates
'07 Toyota Tundra crew max 5.7 (grocery getter/tow rig)
'14 Camry SE
SCX10 Honcho on roids!

Thomas P

when you have to hold the horn button down and turn the wheel left and right to get it to honk.....
'85 EFI X cab SR5. 42" Iroks, Dual ultimates etc.
'84 Std. cab  Yota, Chevy 4.3 swapped (makes v8's cry)
'88 4 Runner 39.5" Iroks FJ80 front, taco rear elockers dual ultimates
'07 Toyota Tundra crew max 5.7 (grocery getter/tow rig)
'14 Camry SE
SCX10 Honcho on roids!

Thomas P

when a guy in a Jeep points and luaghs at you right before he gets stuck, then asks you for a tug...
'85 EFI X cab SR5. 42" Iroks, Dual ultimates etc.
'84 Std. cab  Yota, Chevy 4.3 swapped (makes v8's cry)
'88 4 Runner 39.5" Iroks FJ80 front, taco rear elockers dual ultimates
'07 Toyota Tundra crew max 5.7 (grocery getter/tow rig)
'14 Camry SE
SCX10 Honcho on roids!

Thomas P

you break something and somone in your group has a spare....
'85 EFI X cab SR5. 42" Iroks, Dual ultimates etc.
'84 Std. cab  Yota, Chevy 4.3 swapped (makes v8's cry)
'88 4 Runner 39.5" Iroks FJ80 front, taco rear elockers dual ultimates
'07 Toyota Tundra crew max 5.7 (grocery getter/tow rig)
'14 Camry SE
SCX10 Honcho on roids!

CrazyYota

Quote from: Thomas P on September 12, 2010, 03:11:57 PM
when you have to hold the horn button down and turn the wheel left and right to get it to honk.....

I always have to do this in my truck. :laugh:
>Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

Thomas P

you get home from wheeling all weekend and have a half tank of gas.......
'85 EFI X cab SR5. 42" Iroks, Dual ultimates etc.
'84 Std. cab  Yota, Chevy 4.3 swapped (makes v8's cry)
'88 4 Runner 39.5" Iroks FJ80 front, taco rear elockers dual ultimates
'07 Toyota Tundra crew max 5.7 (grocery getter/tow rig)
'14 Camry SE
SCX10 Honcho on roids!

85_4RNR

Good Ones! I think were getting back on track to toyota specifics finally.
I work a 2000 BMW 540i 6 speed

91 ex-cab

Quote from: Thomas P on September 12, 2010, 03:26:02 PM
you get home from wheeling all weekend and have a half tank of gas.......
:yupyup: so true.

87hillbillyoter

Quote from: Thomas P on September 12, 2010, 03:11:57 PM
when you have to hold the horn button down and turn the wheel left and right to get it to honk.....

haha i thought i was the only one that had to do this
:usa:
1987 SAS'ed toyota 4x4 pickup 22re swap
build up- http://board.marlincrawler.com/index.php?topic=75111.0
:usa:

Thomas P

lol, I got my first toy when I graduated, and have ran through them like crazy. Right now I own 6 of them and I know a few of their quirks..... Most of them had the horn thing.


when you lock your keys in your truck but dont get worried because you can get into it faster with a coat hanger than to actually find the right key and open the lock with it............
'85 EFI X cab SR5. 42" Iroks, Dual ultimates etc.
'84 Std. cab  Yota, Chevy 4.3 swapped (makes v8's cry)
'88 4 Runner 39.5" Iroks FJ80 front, taco rear elockers dual ultimates
'07 Toyota Tundra crew max 5.7 (grocery getter/tow rig)
'14 Camry SE
SCX10 Honcho on roids!

Thomas P

When you hear somene say "Toyotas are Jap crap" and you dont hesitate to set them straight........

I have had this discussion a handful of times, I see it as vehicular racism and it will not be tolerated! LOL Who else has had this discussion?
'85 EFI X cab SR5. 42" Iroks, Dual ultimates etc.
'84 Std. cab  Yota, Chevy 4.3 swapped (makes v8's cry)
'88 4 Runner 39.5" Iroks FJ80 front, taco rear elockers dual ultimates
'07 Toyota Tundra crew max 5.7 (grocery getter/tow rig)
'14 Camry SE
SCX10 Honcho on roids!