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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #450 on: Jul 15, 2010, 10:22:58 PM »
when you break before the truck does.

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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #451 on: Jul 22, 2010, 09:26:10 AM »
when you pass Jeeps on the highway, and the trails. (when you do pass someone, it is usually an insult that a vehicle with 90 hp just passed you)
When your co-worker that you passed on the way to work tells you that your 4-runner sounds like a lawn mower.
When the valets let you park in the first parking spot in front of a high-end hotel next to a Mercedes G-series and a BMW 650, and you hear them talk amongst themselves commenting of how neat it is to have a vehicle like that. Little did they know my 4runner was marking some territory :yupyup:
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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #452 on: Jul 22, 2010, 04:32:29 PM »
When a lady at the gas station asks you if you're ok because she thought you had just crashed your truck.
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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #453 on: Jul 22, 2010, 05:43:59 PM »
When you have a welded rear and
...you get the dirtiest looks from people when you are in parking lots.
...you get yelled at by people to slow down when your in first gear idleing through parkinglots
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when you have power to drift around turns on 40"iroks. (3.4l)

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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #454 on: Jul 22, 2010, 05:57:04 PM »
When you pass people going up hills on 37"s or bigger tires  (once again 3.4l)
when you do a 3.4l swap and everybody who rides with you hates you cause they want your motor.
When everbody wants you to help them do a 3.4l swap too
when your constNtly worried about blowing up diffs.
When you and your boss constantly diss each other on what the other drives
when you get a large order at work for Toyota driveline you get kinda pissed cause tearing apart Toyota cv's all day sucks..
When you have to build a super stubby jeep driveline at work and you wish it was a Toyota instead.
When you basically fully build Toyota axles and you end up wanting o e tons but you have too much money and time into the toy axles you don't wanna swap
when you notice your seatbelt hanging out the door and you think about this thread.
When you have a 4runner and everyone thinks the cool thing is you can sleep i'm the back when camping but you end up sleeping in the front seat or on the ground cause there is too much stuff in the back to move.
When you just end up keeping ATF And gear oil in the truck cause your rear diff and steering box leak and you never know when your going to need to fill it up
when you end up going wheeling and all your buddys basically have equLly built toyotas as well.
When you hear the name trail gear and your first thought is junk
and soooo many more

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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #455 on: Jul 22, 2010, 06:05:45 PM »
Little did they know my 4runner was marking some territory :yupyup:
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When you have a welded rear and
...you get the dirtiest looks from people when you are in parking lots.


I like to smile and wave at them.
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My hands are dirty cause i drive a yota

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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #456 on: Jul 22, 2010, 07:10:07 PM »
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I like to smile and wave at them.

As cruel as it sounds, the old people diving for cover makes me laugh as I slowly do a 5 point turn into a parking spot
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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #457 on: Jul 22, 2010, 07:56:34 PM »
As cruel as it sounds, the old people diving for cover makes me laugh as I slowly do a 5 point turn into a parking spot
theyre scared for their cars especially since most of our toyotas are beat up they think we dont know how to drive
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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #458 on: Jul 22, 2010, 10:19:26 PM »
theyre scared for their cars especially since most of our toyotas are beat up they think we dont know how to drive

that Is very true.   Lol.  I mean we all know why they have scars but I don't think most do.  What's funny to me is when I see cars with more body damage than my truck

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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #459 on: Jul 22, 2010, 10:46:38 PM »
 You know you drive a "Marlin Crawler" toyota when...
   The tranny and t-cases are the cleanest things on the truck. :bling:
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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #460 on: Jul 22, 2010, 10:55:57 PM »
when you call a 3.0 a 3.slow, or gasket blower, or power of a 4cyl with the milage of an 8  :yikes:
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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #461 on: Jul 23, 2010, 02:22:56 AM »
that Is very true.   Lol.  I mean we all know why they have scars but I don't think most do.  What's funny to me is when I see cars with more body damage than my truck

My 86 3 series has more body damage than my 94 runner. i rallie the cluck out of both of them.




You know you drive a Toyota when...

      you need another car cause your yota never works  :headscratch:
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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #462 on: Jul 23, 2010, 10:22:53 AM »
 ^ OUCH! haha
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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #463 on: Jul 23, 2010, 10:34:41 AM »

You know you drive a Toyota when...

      you need another car cause your yota never works  :headscratch:



I hear that
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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #464 on: Jul 23, 2010, 01:45:15 PM »
when the cops pull you over to ask your advice to help them build their toyotas
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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #465 on: Jul 23, 2010, 01:53:38 PM »
When you have $2500 into dual ultimates with every possible upgrade and you still need a read driveline disconnect and you realize you should have just bought a damned atlas...   :smack:
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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #466 on: Jul 23, 2010, 09:06:48 PM »
when you can hit jumps all day long and it never gets old :driving:
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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #467 on: Jul 23, 2010, 09:32:56 PM »
when you can hit jumps all day long and it never gets old :driving:


yeah untill you see just how bent your front axle is because its a giant pos
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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #468 on: Jul 23, 2010, 10:44:36 PM »
When your girlfriend calls the lifted toyotas with ifs posers.

whoa whoa whoa...i am mildly offended by that

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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #469 on: Jul 23, 2010, 11:41:52 PM »
whoa whoa whoa...i am mildly offended by that

do you resemble that comment? hehe  :sly:  :driving:
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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #470 on: Jul 24, 2010, 12:07:12 AM »
yes i have an ifs and it keeps up lol

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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #471 on: Jul 24, 2010, 12:14:09 AM »
yes i have an ifs and it keeps up lol
my buddy gabe does also, his quote (beat it till it falls off!) LOL hmmm sounds kind of bad I guess hehe
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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #472 on: Jul 24, 2010, 12:28:15 AM »
i wish i could but its my daily driver. i'm still looking at the Total Chaos over a SAS.

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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #473 on: Jul 24, 2010, 10:23:18 AM »
i wish i could but its my daily driver. i'm still looking at the Total Chaos over a SAS.
i drive everyday on my sas. and im only talking about the ones that look like they dont even know what its like to leave the pavement. you can normally tell the ones who beat on it.

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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #474 on: Jul 24, 2010, 05:03:10 PM »
Same here.  I've put over 30,000 miles on mine so far

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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #475 on: Jul 24, 2010, 05:19:05 PM »
. . . . when your Toyota crawler is your DD because you know it's reliable enough to come home from the trails and take you to work the next day

. . . . when your Toyota crawler is your DD because you spend more a month on it then you would with a car payment

. . . . when you time big installs with weekends and days off because your Toyota crawler is your DD

(man i think i need a DD ha ha )    :yupyup:
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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #476 on: Jul 24, 2010, 06:14:31 PM »
. . . . when your Toyota crawler is your DD because you know it's reliable enough to come home from the trails and take you to work the next day

. . . . when your Toyota crawler is your DD because you spend more a month on it then you would with a car payment

. . . . when you time big installs with weekends and days off because your Toyota crawler is your DD

(man i think i need a DD ha ha )    :yupyup:
  :clap:Those are some good ones.
Or you plan it out so you can steel your dads gmc while your truck is under the knife :biggthumpup:

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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #477 on: Jul 24, 2010, 07:44:16 PM »
you can actually do a weekends worth of wheeling without breaking.

You can actually do the trail and make it back to camp without a tow.
If I hit it just right, I might make it.

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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #478 on: Jul 24, 2010, 10:13:00 PM »
that DD post was definitely me

Also, on the SAS VS IFS  daily driver, my SAS was much better on the road then my IFS
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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #479 on: Jul 25, 2010, 04:45:30 AM »
...you can lift it, lock it and wheel it with the best of 'em.
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