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Lady Di

#360
February 12, 2005, 11:17:18 AM
so who was the lucky paramedic that got to insert the lubricant!!!  :puke4:
Life is like a bowl of beer flavored chocolate covered dog turds.. it makes no sense. :pokinit:

Where is the Mammoth?

How the Mammoth came to be

Number Two :pokinit:

FATB0Y

#361
February 12, 2005, 11:29:53 AM
Quote from: MrsWillyMammoth on February 12, 2005, 11:14:59 AM
Oh, you were the one in this news story! :rofl2:

"Police and paramedics made an early morning call to a motel to free a man whose thingy was caught in a swimming pool suction fitting. A clerk at the Scottish Inn motel made a 911 call at 4:45 a.m. Friday, saying the 33-year-old man was trapped in the swimming pool.
The pool's pump was shut off before paramedics arrived, but the man still could not free himself because his thingy had become swollen. Paramedics inserted a lubricant around the suction fitting, and authorities freed the man after about 40 minutes.

The man, who had rented a room at the motel, told police he had gone swimming about 12:30 a.m. He was treated at Lakeland Regional Medical Center. "

:hammerhead:
That WAS NOT ME  :toiletwait:

Lady Di

#362
February 12, 2005, 02:11:48 PM
 :eek:
Life is like a bowl of beer flavored chocolate covered dog turds.. it makes no sense. :pokinit:

Where is the Mammoth?

How the Mammoth came to be

Number Two :pokinit:

Lady Di

#364
February 12, 2005, 03:05:55 PM
Life is like a bowl of beer flavored chocolate covered dog turds.. it makes no sense. :pokinit:

Where is the Mammoth?

How the Mammoth came to be

Number Two :pokinit:

brainlessfool

#366
February 12, 2005, 07:56:39 PM
Quote from: blackdog's spotter on February 11, 2005, 03:21:15 AM
Have you ever not been able to sleep at 3 am and read this thread all the way through?  I learned a lot of new attractive things about my Bf, BD, :love: thanks guys for teaching me so much about men! lol  :laugh:


would you please not refer to me as "your" bf? I mean if Bd fonud out!  :psss:  :hammerhead:  :wave:
A good day working, that's just sick :reg:

FATB0Y

#367
February 12, 2005, 09:51:42 PM
Quote from: brainlessfool on February 12, 2005, 07:56:39 PM
would you please not refer to me as "your" bf? I mean if Bd fonud out! :psss: :hammerhead: :wave:
:funny:

BLACKDOG

#368
February 13, 2005, 03:17:51 PM
I saw that one coming :rofl:
:usa: Its better to die on your feet than live on your knees :usa:

"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free. "

"I don't believe in a government that protects us from ourselves."
              -Ronald Reagan

Don't take life too seriously, it isn't permanent

BLACKDOG

#369
February 13, 2005, 03:20:22 PM
Quote from: red on February 11, 2005, 04:00:26 PM
so blackdog howd ur gf respond when she went paintball? she scream? lol

Actually she didnt mind it too much.  It was the fact that the first time she got shot was, well, lets just say she was wearing my shirt and it now has a very interesting paintball stain right in the middle of the right side of the chest :yupyup:
:usa: Its better to die on your feet than live on your knees :usa:

"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free. "

"I don't believe in a government that protects us from ourselves."
              -Ronald Reagan

Don't take life too seriously, it isn't permanent

Lady Di

#370
February 13, 2005, 03:36:28 PM
 :shocking: OUCH!!!  :disturbed:
Life is like a bowl of beer flavored chocolate covered dog turds.. it makes no sense. :pokinit:

Where is the Mammoth?

How the Mammoth came to be

Number Two :pokinit:

Caboose

#371
February 13, 2005, 04:36:40 PM
had your parents ask you to walk the dog and be so lazy you teach them to use the tredmil by tieing the leash to it?  Then your parents come home and find you asleep and the tredmil on a higher speed then you remember setting it to?
"Who let the jeeps come?
Easy... easy..." -2 people on the CB

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Caboose

#372
February 13, 2005, 04:38:43 PM
tell your parents to go the f%&k away because you wanted to sleep in through school?  I got an earfull for that.
"Who let the jeeps come?
Easy... easy..." -2 people on the CB

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Daily Driver: 96 Dodge Ram 2nd DD/Tow Rig

BLACKDOG

#373
February 14, 2005, 10:14:02 AM
said a bad word in front of your grandma, got paddled with the belt, and got your mouth washed out with soap??
:usa: Its better to die on your feet than live on your knees :usa:

"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free. "

"I don't believe in a government that protects us from ourselves."
              -Ronald Reagan

Don't take life too seriously, it isn't permanent

red

#374
February 14, 2005, 03:41:46 PM
been playin paintball with your girlfriends dad(who's on the swat team) and shoot him in the crotch?
read and comment :whip:

USAF EOD tech

FATB0Y

#375
February 14, 2005, 04:01:13 PM
Quote from: Trout_Of_Death on February 13, 2005, 04:38:43 PM
tell your parents to go the f%&k away because you wanted to sleep in through school? I got an earfull for that.
:tantrum: If my son did that 2 me he would be spitting out his teeth :kickbutt: :gap:

SWAMPER

#376
February 14, 2005, 06:31:39 PM
Quote from: blackdog on February 14, 2005, 10:14:02 AM
said a bad word in front of your grandma, got paddled with the belt, and got your mouth washed out with soap??

Do you still use cuz words?
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BLACKDOG

#377
February 14, 2005, 08:09:29 PM
 :lipsrsealed:
:usa: Its better to die on your feet than live on your knees :usa:

"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free. "

"I don't believe in a government that protects us from ourselves."
              -Ronald Reagan

Don't take life too seriously, it isn't permanent

iNfErNaL

#379
February 14, 2005, 11:33:59 PM
Looked at FatBoy's avatar,and said, DAY-UM!!!! :drooling:  :drool:  :eyebrow: .
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FATB0Y

#380
February 14, 2005, 11:43:16 PM
Quote from: Infernal Jeep on February 14, 2005, 11:33:59 PM
Looked at FatBoy's avatar,and said, DAY-UM!!!! :drooling: :drool: :eyebrow: .
Don't make me call  Grandma  :nonono:  :teeth:

Hyena

#381
February 15, 2005, 05:56:19 PM
Quote from: Infernal Jeep on February 14, 2005, 11:33:59 PM
Looked at FatBoy's avatar,and said, DAY-UM!!!! :drooling:  :drool:  :eyebrow: .

Many times    :jawdrop:

FATB0Y

#382
February 16, 2005, 03:57:20 AM
stared at your avatar for long periods of time?

brainlessfool

#383
February 16, 2005, 09:23:48 AM
Quote from: 03HDFATBOY on February 16, 2005, 03:57:20 AM
stared at your avatar for long periods of time?

I stare at my avitar lots!  :drooling:
A good day working, that's just sick :reg:

BLACKDOG

#384
February 16, 2005, 09:26:51 AM
Quote from: brainlessfool on February 16, 2005, 09:23:48 AM
I stare at my avitar lots!  :drooling:

Brainless, Please!!!  Havent you ever heard of dont ask, dont tell?  :headshake:
:usa: Its better to die on your feet than live on your knees :usa:

"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free. "

"I don't believe in a government that protects us from ourselves."
              -Ronald Reagan

Don't take life too seriously, it isn't permanent

FATB0Y

#385
February 16, 2005, 11:56:06 AM

BLACKDOG

#386
February 16, 2005, 08:57:06 PM
Have yuo ever been driving along on a busy street, looked over and saw a VERY large woman and before you thought said that is a fat lady, then realized both hers and your windows were down :smack:  :smack:  :smack:  :smack:
:usa: Its better to die on your feet than live on your knees :usa:

"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free. "

"I don't believe in a government that protects us from ourselves."
              -Ronald Reagan

Don't take life too seriously, it isn't permanent

Rockhoppa

#387
February 16, 2005, 10:30:19 PM
 Been wrenching on something and think to yourself your about to get hurt, but kept going anyway?
I got a good gash on my hand last night when a bolt broke loose.

Been up to late reading posts on the MARLIN board?

BLACKDOG

#388
February 16, 2005, 10:52:00 PM
 :yesnod: to both
:usa: Its better to die on your feet than live on your knees :usa:

"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free. "

"I don't believe in a government that protects us from ourselves."
              -Ronald Reagan

Don't take life too seriously, it isn't permanent

FATB0Y

#389
February 17, 2005, 03:59:37 AM Last Edit: February 17, 2005, 05:32:58 AM by 03HDFATBOY
sat down to eat, crammed something in your mouth that you KNEW was hot and had to spit it out or swallow it? :puke4:
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