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red · February 08, 2005, 03:30:58 PM

i've done that a bunch of times to construction workers. theyve been building this addon to an elementary school, taken them almost 2 years and its not that big. been regularly tipping all the poties over, once tipped one door down and some guy was stuck in it. haha

BLACKDOG · February 09, 2005, 12:43:34 PM

backed your truck up so that the gentleman that was in the porta potty couldnt open the door to get out? and then parked and left it?

BLACKDOG · February 09, 2005, 12:45:34 PM

Discovered there was a bum sleeping in the cardboard dumpster at work only by jumping into it to smash down the cardboard??

red · February 09, 2005, 02:48:39 PM

haha he throw his beer at ya?

BLACKDOG · February 09, 2005, 02:51:34 PM

You kidding? that dude was screaming that I killed him, he saw his ticket to the good life, was going to sue me and my family, and take every dime I had, etc. etc. etc.

He stopped after I told him I could have him arrested for trespassing, and that if he really was hurt so bad, why was he jumping around so much, yelling so loud??

red · February 09, 2005, 02:57:01 PM

haha

red · February 09, 2005, 02:59:39 PM

i woulda been rolling on the ground laughin my ass off!

BLACKDOG · February 09, 2005, 03:05:24 PM

The first couple times it was funny, but we had to deal with this bum amost everyday for about 4 months, and it got really old. He would walk by and throw stuff at us, like soda cups full of water, he pissed in a guys open window in his car, he took a crap on a guys hood, he was arrested a couple times, and he kept coming back. Then we didnt see him fo rabout a week, kinda wondered where he was, but he never did show up again

Willy Mammoth · February 09, 2005, 03:14:36 PM

Maybe the garbage truck got him

BLACKDOG · February 09, 2005, 03:20:33 PM

I wouldnt be surprised

rather not think about it, even though the guy was an

79coyotefrg · February 09, 2005, 06:06:38 PM

i remember you telling us about him, here in arkansas we just take them out to the boonies and throw em out

joke,,,, hey KYOTA ever come up behind a portapot, with a 980Cat and just kinda bump the

to move it a little for clearance and somebody run out with his

showing everybody on the Interstate

FATB0Y · February 10, 2005, 01:09:37 AM

This Is a TRUE STORY I know this cuz I done it...

Have you ever put a dead snake under the

lid in a porta-john

The guy went in the

shut the door we (Me a guy named Darell) put a stick in the lock so he couldn't open the door

.. We heard a loud SCREAM (like a Girl)

and a lot of beatin' and bagin' on the door

and then I heard him start 2

I felt like a

Head so I reached for the stick to let him out and he said

"when I get outta here I'm gonna KILL everyone of you MF-erz...so I left the stick In the door and went Back 2 work

A forman let him out about 10 min after we walked off we were looking out th 3rd story window when he came out of the

pants down past his kneez. He was NOT HAPPY

Quoting BugsBunny"Aint I a Stinker?"

79coyotefrg · February 10, 2005, 08:23:54 AM

yep your a stinker

FATB0Y · February 10, 2005, 02:19:09 PM

Quote from: Glen on February 10, 2005, 08:23:54 AM
yep your a stinker

Thank you

lilbuddy · February 10, 2005, 10:50:40 PM

Hahahaha! Thats awesome fatboy!

Ney Ney · February 11, 2005, 03:21:15 AM

Have you ever not been able to sleep at 3 am and read this thread all the way through? I learned a lot of new attractive things about my Bf, BD,

thanks guys for teaching me so much about men! lol

FATB0Y · February 11, 2005, 03:23:49 AM

Quote from: blackdog's spotter on February 11, 2005, 03:21:15 AM
Have you ever not been able to sleep at 3 am and read this thread all the way through? I learned a lot of new attractive things about my Bf, BD, thanks guys for teaching me so much about men! lol

You proly found out things about men ya didn't wanna know.

BLACKDOG · February 11, 2005, 09:55:49 AM

Thats the best "have you ever" that you could come up with??

I can think of a lot of good ones for you, shall I list them???

I might let you do that, but if you dont, I might have to

Like when you got shot with the paintball gun?? or when you broke my truck?? oh, the list goes on and on

Besides, most that stuff you could have known, you just had to ask

red · February 11, 2005, 04:00:26 PM

so blackdog howd ur gf respond when she went paintball? she scream? lol

Lady Di · February 11, 2005, 04:09:42 PM

this

guy showed up at the mudbog one day. If I remember correctly he was on vacation from CA

he dug himself a hole and wanted the guys to drive over him!!

I took some video of it too but I was just waiting for one of these

rednecks to decide it would be funny to spin a tire on him!

it's a crazy world fer'sher!!

SWAMPER · February 11, 2005, 04:48:40 PM

oook...weirdo

Lady Di · February 11, 2005, 04:54:43 PM

yeah, he was a piece of work

he just hung out all day waiting for guys to take him up on his offer.

No one would have believed us without the pics!

79coyotefrg · February 11, 2005, 06:17:36 PM

your right i wouldnt have, what a

hey BD, have you ever.... told all the strange things youve ever done on a forum and then your gf reads it,

FATB0Y · February 11, 2005, 06:22:09 PM

Quote from: Glen on February 11, 2005, 06:17:36 PM

hey BD, have you ever.... told all the strange things youve ever done on a forum and then your gf reads it,

Lady Di · February 11, 2005, 06:28:26 PM

Quote from: Glen on February 11, 2005, 06:17:36 PM
your right i wouldnt have, what a

dude! he didn't drink! it was the rednecks that he ALLOWED to run over him, that were

this is a crowd that would get into a fight at the drop of a hat...just because...

FATB0Y · February 11, 2005, 06:30:43 PM

Quote from: MrsWillyMammoth on February 11, 2005, 06:28:26 PM
this is a crowd that would get into a fight at the drop of a hat...just because...

I used to hang out w/people like that and they were

rednecks too

FATB0Y · February 11, 2005, 06:43:59 PM

Have you ever been skinny dipin' in a hotel s/p braud daylight

Willy Mammoth · February 11, 2005, 07:36:56 PM

No, but somthing tells me you did. That's somthing I didn't need to visulize. Thank's Fat Boy. now I'm gona have nightmares.
Have you ever slept with the lights on all night because the house was creaking?

FATB0Y · February 11, 2005, 09:52:03 PM

Quote from: Willy Mammoth on February 11, 2005, 07:36:56 PM
No, but somthing tells me you did. That's somthing I didn't need to visulize. Thank's Fat Boy. now I'm gona have nightmares.
Have you ever slept with the lights on all night because the house was creaking?

HelI I still look good in my BD suit ....And no on the lights my moms house was always creepy ya gus get used to it. The man that lived there was Murderd By 2 teenagers they got 50 bucks

Lady Di · February 12, 2005, 11:14:59 AM

Quote from: 03HDFATBOY on February 11, 2005, 06:43:59 PM
Have you ever been skinny dipin' in a hotel s/p braud daylight

Oh, you were the one in this news story!

"Police and paramedics made an early morning call to a motel to free a man whose thingy was caught in a swimming pool suction fitting. A clerk at the Scottish Inn motel made a 911 call at 4:45 a.m. Friday, saying the 33-year-old man was trapped in the swimming pool.
The pool's pump was shut off before paramedics arrived, but the man still could not free himself because his thingy had become swollen. Paramedics inserted a lubricant around the suction fitting, and authorities freed the man after about 40 minutes.

The man, who had rented a room at the motel, told police he had gone swimming about 12:30 a.m. He was treated at Lakeland Regional Medical Center. "

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