Have You Ever...

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people at the gas station beside the intersection i flew over were lookin at my truck thinkin"how the he** is he flyin?"

[toybuilt]

thats great I love jumping anything with wheels

[bigdaddypoppop]

ever spent ten minutes lookng for your truck keys and they were in the ignition?    

[Rocksurfer]

lost your glasses/sunglasses when they were on top of your hat.......









..........and you're wearing the hat.






Gets some good chuckles going on when your walking around the house spitting and swearing about how your getting oldtimers since you know you just had them and can't remember, or see where they went.

[bigdaddypoppop]

Started your truck, heard an UNGODLY SCREETCHING, opened your hood and found your neighbors cat sitting on the wheelwell, where he had just been woken up by losing the tip of his tail in a belt??

no but I worked on diesel f250 after the fact and that was a mess......nothing like cooked kitty....

[Rocksurfer]

no but I worked on diesel f250 after the fact and that was a mess......nothing like cooked kitty....

My wife (when she wasn't my wife) started her car one day and her cat had crawled into the engine compartment...........  she says it wasn't pretty.


She figures the cat was waiting for her since it went for rides with her  in the car and was just keeping warm since she had just come home about an hour before that.

[bigdaddypoppop]

Have you ever done a conversion from manual steering to power steering on a rig with the igniton switch on the dash and forgot to take out the steering wheel lock in the camaro sterring column?  Dad did that damn near killed us.  hit a rock on a switch back and the lock broke loose and popped inplace.  Brother and I bailed out the back and were damn happy to be landing on the little rocks.  Dad finally got it stopped with out rolling it...somehow about thirty yards off the trail.   I just climbed in with some one else and pretended I was hiking and was lost.

[bigdaddypoppop]

almost been mauled by angry pre teen girls, cause you laughed when the guy bounced off the propeller in "The Titanic" ? and again when Leo drowned?

I got slapped for laughing at ET....

[FATB0Y]

Have you ever been driving  and realized you were dreaming....

























woke up   and realized you had been asleep   and you were driving

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so ur the one i was honkin at to wake up

[BLACKDOG]

lit fireworks in your apt. ??

[shad]

Filled a aquirum full of butane and lit it then blew it and the fire ball singed off all your facial hair?
Made pipe bombs lit them in a feild only standing about 25ft away hearing the shrapnel falling everywhere.

Yup dumb things to do between the ages of 16 to 19.

[gonzo]

lit fireworks in your apt. ??

Put a broom stick through the ceiling trying to get the people up stairs to stop using fire crackers.

[shad]

Arrived at your friends house with his drunk dad having a stand off the local sheriffs office with all thier guns drawn.
Going around the police blockade talking to him at the front door and calming him down to put his gun down.
Now that was fun stuff.
My mom brought that up at a dinner converstaton the other day I almost forgot about that happening.
It was almost 17 years ago I guess she saved the newspaper clipping on it.
Back then I hadn't realized the apperant danger of doing this oh well everything turned out ok.

[slappy]

have you ever been working on a greassy truck, standing there thinking of what to do next while picking your nose?
But when you have to do a parts run, you can't figure why everyone is looking at, only to realize you have black donut holes
on your nose, cause your six year old notices.

[lilbuddy]

Yup dumb things to do between the ages of 16 to 19.

Yeah im 16 and ive been doing some pretty stupid things like that too!

[toybuilt]

I'm 21 and I still do stupid things.

[notajeep]

It never ends.  

[Rocksurfer]

It never ends.  

You can quote me on this nope it's never-ending.

[notajeep]

You can quote me on this nope it's never-ending.

you just quoted me.
And now I'm quoting you
 

[rockhound]

...done a wheelie on your motorcycle, only to go over too far and have the bike come out from underneath you and run after it as your motorcycle continues down the road without you, while your old Aunt Margaret yells at you from her porch to stop doing wheelies in the road?

[FATB0Y]

...done a wheelie on your motorcycle, only to go over too far and have the bike come out from underneath you and run after it as your motorcycle continues down the road without you, while your old Aunt Margaret yells at you from her porch to stop doing wheelies in the road?

I've done it on my 4-wheeler but I landed on my back and it landed on my chest

[decyfer]

(when you were younger) peeid in another kids skate helmet cause he pissed you off

[RK]

almost been mauled by angry pre teen girls, cause you laughed when the guy bounced off the propeller in "The Titanic" ? and again when Leo drowned?

               The girl i was dating at the time, i went with her, when that happend, i couldnt help it, I let out "COOL!", next thing i know....

[RK]

Dont know if this was in here already..

Ever been camping, popped out in the middle of the night, half drunk, to take a leak, and about 2 seconds later come to realization that your peein on an electric fence thats live?

[BUBBA]

Gone into the wrong bathroom by mistake.

[notajeep]

Gone into the wrong bathroom by mistake.

With no labels on the doorsand you had to go around the corner to look for the urinals.

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Dont know if this was in here already..

Ever been camping, popped out in the middle of the night, half drunk, to take a leak, and about 2 seconds later come to realization that your peein on an electric fence thats live?

could u move? friend of mine did that on a dare, couldnt move till he stopped peeing.

[RK]

oh i moved alright, not voluntarily tho.         

[KWP]

 ever walk into your friends parents room drunk thinking its the bathroom and piss on his moms back while she is sleeping. A good friend of mine did that to a mutual friends mom, it was not pretty.