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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #60 on: Dec 16, 2009, 03:59:41 PM »
A 12mm socket or wrench usually is all thats needed to fix stuff on it.

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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #61 on: Dec 16, 2009, 04:04:29 PM »
When you have committed that if you lost your job you would sell everything you own before you got rid of your Toyota!!

I sold my yota, but it will be a chance to build another and learn from my mistakes, and not just build it that way becuase it was the fastest or the cheapest,  but becuase it was the best way or best part to get the job done or because that is the way that I wanted it to be
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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #62 on: Dec 16, 2009, 04:21:04 PM »
When you can change a front oil seal on a 22 series in 30 minutes, start to finish.
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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #63 on: Dec 16, 2009, 04:45:50 PM »
when you have had an 86,84,86,04 and an 85 in that order. but i still have the 04 
Any guy who takes his woman wheeling enjoys her. A woman who is owned is left at home to cook, clean, and keep beer cold. So if this offends you you should stop looking and go have some tacos.    :rofl2: And a beer. If your old enough.   :beerchug:   :beer:

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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #64 on: Dec 16, 2009, 04:47:02 PM »
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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #66 on: Dec 16, 2009, 05:01:28 PM »
When you have an 81 truck with an 88 rear, 87 trans/transfer case, 97 tacoma rotors, 86 hubs and calipers, 01 e locker in the front, 97 e locker in the rear.  and an 87 rear driveshaft.
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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #67 on: Dec 16, 2009, 05:29:50 PM »
when you get your wife to like them so much she calls your old runner sexy and she looks to see what kind of axle each toyota has in the front
Any guy who takes his woman wheeling enjoys her. A woman who is owned is left at home to cook, clean, and keep beer cold. So if this offends you you should stop looking and go have some tacos.    :rofl2: And a beer. If your old enough.   :beerchug:   :beer:

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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #68 on: Dec 16, 2009, 06:26:02 PM »
When the side of your house, garage, and backyard are filled with enough spare parts to build a couple trucks from scratch.

When you start to realize how much you took for granted things like percentage of uphill grade, headwinds, etc.

When your aircleaner stud snaps off, snakes its way through the carb and intake, ends up in the #3 cylinder and yet your 22r makes it another week somehow before giving up...  :shake:

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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #69 on: Dec 16, 2009, 06:34:18 PM »
When you dont have to ever change your oil cuz at 200k your motor just burns the oil faster then it gets dirty.
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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #70 on: Dec 16, 2009, 06:38:36 PM »
1. You dream of dropping a whopping 2.7L 4 cylinder into your 1st gen Pickup  :bowdown:

2.You don't worry about your engine or trans blowing because you know you could find one for cheap and drop it in  :phone:

3. Everyone and anyone you talk to who knows about motors calls your 22r a "great little motor" :thumbs:

4. A 4.10 gear ratio is almost always too high

5. You rarely order parts for a specific model year ( example: 79-83 Pickup)

6. A long bed is considered undesirable

7.  you'd cry if you broke your plastic grill or any toyota emblems :rivers:

8. you never want to drive the truck you bought for $2,500 on salty roads
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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #71 on: Dec 16, 2009, 06:48:28 PM »
peoples jaws drop when you tell them your daily driver has 5.29s!
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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #72 on: Dec 16, 2009, 06:58:48 PM »
When you park your 2008 nissan titan in garage and use your 83 that marlin built this year as a daily driver.
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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #73 on: Dec 16, 2009, 07:02:10 PM »
6. A long bed is considered undesirable

I know a couple people who would beg to differ.

... When your heater blower motor is insanely loud.
... When the heater in the truck is hot enough to melt stuff.
... When one of the things you were happy about was no cracks in the dash.. (not anymore).
... When you mob on your truck all weekend up in the woods, and your truck holds together     until you go to leave for work in the morning and you blow up your rear diff.
... When you flop your rig and have less body damage than a family members truck (dodge) that barely grazed another vehicle in the parking lot.. :haha:
.. when your whole wheeling group consists of toyotas.

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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #74 on: Dec 16, 2009, 07:06:27 PM »
if i was to get a single cab it would be a long bed because you can bob it like crazy and still have a de3cent sized bed.

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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #75 on: Dec 16, 2009, 07:07:30 PM »
When your A/C stops working, instead of fixing it, you turn it into onboard air and just take off your top and throw on half doors during the summer.
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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #76 on: Dec 16, 2009, 07:09:43 PM »
When you dont have to ever change your oil cuz at 200k your motor just burns the oil faster then it gets dirty.

haha i like this one sooo true

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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #77 on: Dec 16, 2009, 07:12:06 PM »
   You drive your GIRL FRIEND'S Heep into a power pole so you can buy her a 4Runner.. :yesnod:  True story...

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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #78 on: Dec 16, 2009, 07:14:17 PM »
   You drive your GIRL FRIEND'S Heep into a power pole so you can buy her a 4Runner.. :yesnod:  True story...

Hmm... might have to do that with her chevy, haha

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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #79 on: Dec 16, 2009, 07:14:38 PM »
When you are at an event and the club leading the run is an all Jeep club and they are worried that the guys in the Toyota's might not make it to the end. Then halfway through the trail the guy leading the run is pissed because he's is now leading only the Toyota's since all the Jeeps have broken and limped home. (true story)
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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #80 on: Dec 16, 2009, 07:15:02 PM »
when your giving a new hot girl a ride in your rig and the death wobble is about to rip the axle off and you have to pin it to try and get out of it...as shes freaking out, all you say to her is 'don't worry its chill'

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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #81 on: Dec 16, 2009, 07:15:57 PM »
My truck doesnt burn or use Oil  8) :greengrin:
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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #82 on: Dec 16, 2009, 07:18:47 PM »
or when a little old lady in a convertable pulls up to you and says "hey did you know your tires wobble"
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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #83 on: Dec 16, 2009, 07:21:25 PM »
when your giving a new hot girl a ride in your rig and the death wobble is about to rip the axle off and you have to pin it to try and get out of it...as shes freaking out, all you say to her is 'don't worry its chill'

Oh its happen to me.. :haha:

or when a little old lady in a convertable pulls up to you and says "hey did you know your tires wobble"

Also happend to me..

Cody were you in my truck when that happened to me?
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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #84 on: Dec 16, 2009, 07:21:33 PM »
or when you come back from a late night snow run on 5psi..then the next day you drive it to a gas station to fill your tires and on the way people keep letting you know all 4 tires are extremely low

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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #85 on: Dec 16, 2009, 07:21:54 PM »
oops...

... when you always see if your toyota' buddy's keys will open or start your ride.

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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #86 on: Dec 16, 2009, 07:23:21 PM »
when you do a 3.4 motor swap, dont finish it, need to smog it, so you put a 3.0 back in it for smog then have 2 more years to worry about it
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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #87 on: Dec 16, 2009, 07:24:42 PM »
everytime you go to the junkyard you check all the toyotas to see if they have keys in them for spares
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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #88 on: Dec 16, 2009, 07:27:34 PM »
when you do a 3.4 motor swap, dont finish it, need to smog it, so you put a 3.0 back in it for smog then have 2 more years to worry about it

um...
Has anyone really done that?

Im just gonna crash into a deer so i can get some insurance money and not have to worry about smog..  :haha:


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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #89 on: Dec 16, 2009, 07:28:21 PM »
idk got it from you
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