Have You Ever...

[*FFC*]

Replace a window in your house and to remember something you forgot after you are completely finished!  Oh well, I'm gonna replace the siding hopefully next year!

I don't get it

[Cheesemaker]

I had the siding tore off the side of the house to get access to the old window that had broken!  I took the old window out and put the new window in, nailed it down, and replaced all the siding back on.  I didn't use caulking or over hang the tar paper around the window to create a water proof seal, and I remembered after I put all the siding back on and put all my tools away!  Next year I will be replacing my siding because I got some panels that are falling apart due to age and weather! 

Is this better?  If not, just re-read it slowly!!!   

[91 super yoda]

ever sneezed into your welding helmet and see it coated from the inside, then look at your booger weld and wonder how it got its name?

[83yota]

 

[BUBBA]

ever been welding and get a hot cherry down your shoe.

my foot still hurts

[*FFC*]

ever been welding and get a hot cherry down your shoe.

my foot still hurts

[unclejpl4x4]

seen infernal drunk in the shout box

Today at 09:28:47 AM unclejpl4x4 – lol ya better call out sick there bud  if u show up 2 work there gon fire yo Moon
Today at 09:27:59 AM Infernal – TO HAVRE A FEW MORE
Today at 09:27:41 AM Infernal – BUT THAT'S OKAY IMN GOIN BACK AFTRE WORKJ
Today at 09:27:33 AM 88toyota – its ok, we all do sometimes
Today at 09:27:12 AM Infernal – AND I JUST NOTICES IM TYPING LIKE
Today at 09:26:35 AM 88toyota – someones drunk
Today at 09:26:24 AM Infernal – I STILL HAVE TO BE AT WORK FOR ANOTHER 2 HOURS.
Today at 09:26:07 AM 88toyota – huh?
Today at 09:25:55 AM Infernal – NO NO NO,I WEMY TO THRE BAR ON MY LUINCH BREAK
Today at 09:25:45 AM unclejpl4x4 – mwM is enroute 2 the mammoth place of dwelling from work
Today at 09:25:16 AM 88toyota – wheres mwm?

[Cheesemaker]

Did you look at the times?  Happy hour started way early for Infernal!

[Duffil]

Nicely done!  I haven't pulled that one in a while...

[MR_DIY]

seen infernal drunk in the shout box

Today at 09:28:47 AM unclejpl4x4 – lol ya better call out sick there bud  if u show up 2 work there gon fire yo Moon
Today at 09:27:59 AM Infernal – TO HAVRE A FEW MORE
Today at 09:27:41 AM Infernal – BUT THAT'S OKAY IMN GOIN BACK AFTRE WORKJ
Today at 09:27:33 AM 88toyota – its ok, we all do sometimes
Today at 09:27:12 AM Infernal – AND I JUST NOTICES IM TYPING LIKE
Today at 09:26:35 AM 88toyota – someones drunk
Today at 09:26:24 AM Infernal – I STILL HAVE TO BE AT WORK FOR ANOTHER 2 HOURS.
Today at 09:26:07 AM 88toyota – huh?
Today at 09:25:55 AM Infernal – NO NO NO,I WEMY TO THRE BAR ON MY LUINCH BREAK
Today at 09:25:45 AM unclejpl4x4 – mwM is enroute 2 the mammoth place of dwelling from work
Today at 09:25:16 AM 88toyota – wheres mwm?

 

that is SO much fun.. I did it when I first got on this board... good times

[46&2]

started a stupid thread about doing stupid stuff and it made it past 2 pages?

Didnt make it through all 30-some pages so hopefuly this one didnt get mentioned but here you go.

Ever take a  in a public bathroom stall only to realize there is no TP, thus having to shuffle stealthily out the first stall and into another stall to finish the job? 

[83yota]

  sadly

ever worked a mid shift and had tuse/wed off got drunk and you neighbors see you fall down your steps drunk at 6am on a tues morning

[91 super yoda]

all the time, gotta love COLLEGE

[Lady Di]

Did you look at the times?  Happy hour started way early for Infernal!

What!? Those times aren't right, I saw some of the conversation when I got home, that was when I got home from work so it had to be after 5:30 est.

[Lady Di]

 


Didnt make it through all 30-some pages so hopefuly this one didnt get mentioned but here you go.

Ever take a  in a public bathroom stall only to realize there is no TP, thus having to shuffle stealthily out the first stall and into another stall to finish the job? 

shuffle stealthily! now there's a visual    

[BLACKDOG]

ever been welding and get a hot cherry down your shoe.

my foot still hurts

  Ask BlingnXJ about his head 

[*FFC*]

  Ask BlingnXJ about his head 

Been there done that 

[BUBBA]

 

[toybuilt]

Ever burnout on your Harley Davidson at a stop sign, end up drifting into the other lane where a jeep is, bearly miss him and as you regain traction the guy in the jeep starts swearing at you and flips you off.

Its quite funny

[crawlerdan]

Ever burnout on your Harley Davidson at a stop sign, end up drifting into the other lane where a jeep is, bearly miss him and as you regain traction the guy in the jeep starts swearing at you and flips you off.

Its quite funny

bad aaron!!!!

[BLACKDOG]

Have you ever cleaned your room and found (4) black ties??? 

WTF do I have 4 black ties for?  WTF do I even have 4 ties for?  I can count the times I've worn them in the past 10 years on one hand!!! 




mabye its because I keep losing them, and have to buy new ones...

[MR_DIY]

ever go to Tellico for the first time?

I AM LEAVING IN A FEW HOURS!!!!!!!

[topar]

You are a lucky guy 

[BUDDERS]

Ever get caught playing paintball at a abandoned military complex by a forest ranger?  The only reason they came up there was because he saw a couple people on motorcycles take off up that closed road.  All 14 in my group got off with a warning and the motorcycle people had there bikes impounded!  Ouch!

[NT-OUTBACK]

Have you ever plugged math formulas/programs into your TI calculator to have an unfair advantage in a college class?

It's not in the syllabus, so it must be ok right?

[BUDDERS]

Have you ever plugged math formulas/programs into your TI calculator to have an unfair advantage in a college class?

It's not in the syllabus, so it must be ok right?

Yup, mine's got a tetris game in there too from a nerd in a computer class...

[91 super yoda]

did that yesterday actually on a Finance test, ive got Mario on my TI

[Duffil]

borrow a friends car and sweat your ass off with the AC on, only to realize you put it on HEAT.

[*FFC*]

NO   

borrow a friends car and sweat your ass off with the AC on, only to realize you put it on HEAT.

[BigMike]

ever been welding and get a hot cherry down your shoe.

my foot still hurts

I've had that happen many times, but the worst was when I was on my side welding above me, and despite having a full face welding helmet on, I got a hot cherry in my right ear! I felt it hit my ear and roll right down the canal! I could hear stuff getting burned and I heard it sizzling!

When this happened I turned my head so fast, ripped the helmet off my head, and rushed over to the sink and tried to force water into my ear.

So the next day I told our fabricator Andy about it, and he told me that one time he had a hot cherry enter his ear, and somewhere inbetween the burning and pain, he felt his tongue was burning and he spit the cherry out of his mouth. THAT'S CRAZY! Enters his ear and passes out his mouth! Wow!