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germ

#630
June 16, 2005, 05:06:27 PM
Quote from: Willy Mammoth on June 16, 2005, 04:10:21 PM
Have you ever got a shiny new air horn shipped to you and stand around the corner from the kitchen and blow it to scare the bajesus out of your wife only to have to clean spaghetti off the ceiling? :yupyup:
:funny: :attention: :nana:
* Regardless of what happens, someone will find a way to take it too seriously.
* 2% rule: Must be 2% smarter than what your working on.
* If you make something even a fool can use, only a fool will use it.
* I've been crapping in the woods longer than lil'buddy has been alive!

FATB0Y

#631
June 16, 2005, 05:38:59 PM
Quote from: Willy Mammoth on June 16, 2005, 04:10:21 PM
Have you ever got a shiny new air horn shipped to you and stand around the corner from the kitchen and blow it to scare the bajesus out of your wife only to have to clean spaghetti off the ceiling? :yupyup:
:rofl2: I bet you got a whippin' :spankbutt:

gonzo

#632
June 17, 2005, 06:34:18 AM
Quote from: Willy Mammoth on June 16, 2005, 04:10:21 PM
Have you ever got a shiny new air horn shipped to you and stand around the corner from the kitchen and blow it to scare the bajesus out of your wife only to have to clean spaghetti off the ceiling? :yupyup:

:rofl2:  :rofl2:  :rofl2: :rofl: :rofl:  I just got a visual on that one.   :rofl2:  :rofl2: :rofl: :rofl:  How long did it take for her to trust you again? :rofl:  Never is a long time........:rofl:

BLACKDOG

#633
June 17, 2005, 01:49:45 PM
Quote from: gonzo on June 17, 2005, 06:34:18 AM
:rofl2:  :rofl2:  :rofl2: :rofl: :rofl:  I just got a visual on that one.   :rofl2:  :rofl2: :rofl: :rofl:  How long did it take for her to trust you again? :rofl:  Never is a long time........:rofl:


What are ou talking about?  it happened yesterday :hahaha: 

:psss: she's probably still yelling, and he's probably still laughing
:usa: Its better to die on your feet than live on your knees :usa:

"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free. "

"I don't believe in a government that protects us from ourselves."
              -Ronald Reagan

Don't take life too seriously, it isn't permanent

Diggertoy

#634
June 20, 2005, 03:31:58 AM
I've thrown the neighbors dog's :pokinit: over the fence......it's from his dog

Diggertoy

#635
June 20, 2005, 03:38:39 AM
haven't done the brownies , but did switch feen-a-mint laxitive gum , with chiclets and gave them out to my teachers in High school........oh and did put 4 hits of Blotter in my wood shop teachers coffee, for catching me burning one and getting me suspended ( this was in the 70's ). And made leaded coffee and and marked it unleaded at meetings 7 to 8 yrs ago....

OffRoadGal

#636
June 20, 2005, 07:26:49 AM
Quote from: Willy Mammoth on June 16, 2005, 04:10:21 PM
Have you ever got a shiny new air horn shipped to you and stand around the corner from the kitchen and blow it to scare the bajesus out of your wife only to have to clean spaghetti off the ceiling? :yupyup:
true story!  :yikes: except I was the one cleaning up the spagetti!! And trust him?? You've got to be kidding, that wasn't the first prank he's ever pulled!  :aaa: :nana:   :rofl2:
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

:cheer:

BLACKDOG

#637
June 20, 2005, 10:34:00 AM
Quote from: Diggertoy on June 20, 2005, 03:31:58 AM
I've thrown the neighbors dog's :pokinit: over the fence......it's from his dog

thrown beer cans back over the fence from you neighbors party, and realize when you hear the first ow! that you are hitting drunks from the night before? :bricks:
:usa: Its better to die on your feet than live on your knees :usa:

"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free. "

"I don't believe in a government that protects us from ourselves."
              -Ronald Reagan

Don't take life too seriously, it isn't permanent

OffRoadGal

#638
June 20, 2005, 10:53:26 AM
:funny: :rofl2:
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

:cheer:

gonzo

#639
June 20, 2005, 11:17:40 AM
Quote from: BLACKDOG on June 20, 2005, 10:34:00 AM
thrown beer cans back over the fence from you neighbors party, and realize when you hear the first ow! that you are hitting drunks from the night before? :bricks:

So that was you!!!!     :bat:

BLACKDOG

#640
June 20, 2005, 11:31:18 AM
Quote from: gonzo on June 20, 2005, 11:17:40 AM
So that was you!!!!     :bat:

Sorry gonzo :therethere: now you know where not to throw your empties :yupyup:


:hahaha:
:usa: Its better to die on your feet than live on your knees :usa:

"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free. "

"I don't believe in a government that protects us from ourselves."
              -Ronald Reagan

Don't take life too seriously, it isn't permanent

OffRoadGal

#641
June 20, 2005, 11:31:33 AM
 :rofl2: :funny: :rofl:
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

:cheer:

gonzo

#642
June 20, 2005, 12:02:04 PM
Quote from: BLACKDOG on June 20, 2005, 11:31:18 AM
Sorry gonzo :therethere: now you know where not to throw your empties :yupyup:


:hahaha:

Yea........my bad........ cheers............ :beerchug:

germ

#643
June 20, 2005, 12:19:02 PM
Asked your wife (S.O.) to look a a bruise on your backside :moon:  because you fell earlier in the day on a hike, and as she leans over to inspect, grab her head and say "now, give it a kiss!" :ladys-man:

Erik  :usa:
* Regardless of what happens, someone will find a way to take it too seriously.
* 2% rule: Must be 2% smarter than what your working on.
* If you make something even a fool can use, only a fool will use it.
* I've been crapping in the woods longer than lil'buddy has been alive!

BLACKDOG

#644
June 20, 2005, 12:22:16 PM
had your girlfriend pouring oil into her car, and you were crawling out from underneath after putting the filter on, and just to mess with her, bit her in the calf??  :smack: not one of my brighter moments
:usa: Its better to die on your feet than live on your knees :usa:

"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free. "

"I don't believe in a government that protects us from ourselves."
              -Ronald Reagan

Don't take life too seriously, it isn't permanent

OffRoadGal

#645
June 20, 2005, 12:26:25 PM
I was standing by the doggie door one day when Mark reached in and grabbed my leg! I about had a heart attack!
So did your girlfriend kick you in the head? :rofl:
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

:cheer:

BLACKDOG

#646
June 20, 2005, 12:31:14 PM
Quote from: OffRoadGal on June 20, 2005, 12:26:25 PM
I was standing by the doggie door one day when Mark reached in and grabbed my leg! I about had a heart attack!
So did your girlfriend kick you in the head? :rofl:


smacked me in the head yes :yupyup:  meanwhile me and my buddy were busting up :rofl:
:usa: Its better to die on your feet than live on your knees :usa:

"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free. "

"I don't believe in a government that protects us from ourselves."
              -Ronald Reagan

Don't take life too seriously, it isn't permanent

BLACKDOG

#647
June 27, 2005, 11:14:11 AM
caught a bee or big spider (tarantula) and put it in the freezer til it stopped moving, then tied a string to it, and let it thaw out?  I used to have pet bees all over :hahaha: I'd tie them to the fence, and they'd fly around in circles.  My dad did that to a tarantula once :thumbs: took his spider for a walk
:usa: Its better to die on your feet than live on your knees :usa:

"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free. "

"I don't believe in a government that protects us from ourselves."
              -Ronald Reagan

Don't take life too seriously, it isn't permanent

gonzo

#648
June 27, 2005, 11:17:27 AM
Quote from: BLACKDOG on June 27, 2005, 11:14:11 AM
caught a bee or big spider (tarantula) and put it in the freezer til it stopped moving, then tied a string to it, and let it thaw out? I used to have pet bees all over :hahaha: I'd tie them to the fence, and they'd fly around in circles. My dad did that to a tarantula once :thumbs: took his spider for a walk

Around here when I was a kid it was fun to catch the "june bugs"(green beatles) and tie a thread to one of their legs and let them fly.  It was like having an airplane on a string until the leg came off.

Diggertoy

#649
June 27, 2005, 04:09:28 PM
Smoked a blunt in the police station bathroom just to see you could get away with it ?

Willy Mammoth

#650
June 27, 2005, 04:22:48 PM
Quote from: Diggertoy on June 27, 2005, 04:09:28 PM
Smoked a blunt in the police station bathroom just to see you could get away with it ?

Well, did you get away with  :smoke: or did you just get out.  :jail:   :ha_ha:
:usa: American by birth, redneck by choice. 

Making Of http://board.marlincrawler.com/index.php?topic=6472.0  

Sightings Of  http://board.marlincrawler.com/index.php?topic=10805.0

germ

#651
June 27, 2005, 04:23:06 PM
Had a friend who tells me his dad once tied a rope onto the tails of 2 cats, then threw them over a cloths line and watched them fight.

Sounds a bit hard to believe

Erik :usa:
* Regardless of what happens, someone will find a way to take it too seriously.
* 2% rule: Must be 2% smarter than what your working on.
* If you make something even a fool can use, only a fool will use it.
* I've been crapping in the woods longer than lil'buddy has been alive!

brainlessfool

#652
June 27, 2005, 04:30:17 PM
Quote from: germ on June 27, 2005, 04:23:06 PM
Had a friend who tells me his dad once tied a rope onto the tails of 2 cats, then threw them over a cloths line and watched them fight.

Sounds a bit hard to believe

Erik :usa:

never did that or seen it done, butt it was talked about a lot when I was in sckoohl.
A good day working, that's just sick :reg:

Diggertoy

#653
June 27, 2005, 06:54:03 PM
I did it in the Malibu sherriffs dept.bathroom in 1988, waiting for my buddy to get out ...I only took a couple of hits ........but hey.......in that case the obvious was the inobvious

trollbum

#654
June 30, 2005, 12:12:19 PM
ever spray brake kleen into your eyes??!

germ

#655
June 30, 2005, 12:18:39 PM
Not on purpose....
* Regardless of what happens, someone will find a way to take it too seriously.
* 2% rule: Must be 2% smarter than what your working on.
* If you make something even a fool can use, only a fool will use it.
* I've been crapping in the woods longer than lil'buddy has been alive!

gonzo

#656
June 30, 2005, 12:22:39 PM
Quote from: trollbum on June 30, 2005, 12:12:19 PM
ever spray brake kleen into your eyes??!

Ok....I'll ask....what did it feel like?   Anything like Skydrol?

trollbum

#657
June 30, 2005, 12:45:20 PM
felt like  :sheerterror:  :ack:  i burned my entire face off. went away after some :beer:

and let me tell ya this was not on perpose. **don't use brake cleaner in low light situations...**

red

#658
June 30, 2005, 02:40:42 PM
ever accidentally made ur truck fly?went driving over the railroad crossing(uphill bump), goin 60, and forgot that there was a LONG drop off on the other side.  :help: needless to say i flew about 20 yards through the air before i landed on the street again
read and comment :whip:

USAF EOD tech

toybuilt

#659
June 30, 2005, 02:49:21 PM
thats awesome, I've jumps 2 line roads and a car lanthe are 2 on the railroad tracks.
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