You know you drive a Toyota when...

[rmoore]

.... when your girlfriend is your intermitent wipers
.... you've lost a drive line on the way home from wheelin in the snow(dont forget to use loctite)
.... when you've changed almost as many window regulators as timing chains
....  when you play sock-o-taco with the kids instead of slug bug

[GreenYoterKrawler]

Thats actually my buddy, the b-day boy and moonrock organizer. But you get the picture Haha, we get wild

[punchyyoter85]

when you take your key out of your toyota(while its still running) to move your buddys truck to get in the shop.

[4LoRunner]

when you're wheelin and start to lean to the pass. side and keys fall out
or when you roll your keys fall out and your truck is still running

when you key opens and starts all of your buddys rigs

[Goldrush]

haha so true, i actually locked my keys in my car, and my sis had a toyota corolla key and it opened up my 1990 4runner! haha..

[91 ex-cab]

When you spend less than the price of a stock jeep on your yota, and it will get you wherever you want it to go.

[4LoRunner]

when your stock yota goes further than a "built" jeep

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when you know when your last tetanus shot was, and when you need to get a booster.

[bigarms23]

when people follow you in the grocery store to ask you about mods on your 4runner

[THK Matt]

You know you drive a toyota when you can stuff a tire measuring 34inches on a completely stock suspension. LOL!! this will be the 3rd vehicle that i can atest to that it was done on. YEEHAW!

[peacesells]

....when you show up baked to your first class because your 4runners rear windshield wiper was out of the clip, keeping the rear window from rolling up...

Ive lost more brain cells from toyota exhaust fumes than any other reason... and I couldnt be happier 

[THK Matt]

....when you show up baked to your first class because your 4runners rear windshield wiper was out of the clip, keeping the rear window from rolling up...

Ive lost more brain cells from toyota exhaust fumes than any other reason... and I couldnt be happier 

haha never had that one happen.

[85_4RNR]

....when you show up baked to your first class because your 4runners rear windshield wiper was out of the clip, keeping the rear window from rolling up...

Ive lost more brain cells from toyota exhaust fumes than any other reason... and I couldnt be happier  

I've got a nasty headache from that before and it has almost put me to sleep at the wheel too.

[Thomas P]

you brag about your bucket of spare nuts & bolts, and can name where each of them belong......

[BoG-ToY]

I had a guy pull up in a sami at mcdonalds, I was looking at it when he came to ask me about parts for the yota and where to get aftermarket parts, Hooked him up with the boards web address, with sky, fror, F-G, but totally had the person follow me into mcdonalds, and I didnt even have a built yota, just an 87 runner w/2" body lift and 33's on fjcruis 17's

[4LoRunner]

you kno u drive a toyota when the first thing you thought of when the japan earthquake struck & tsunami was the toyota corporation

[jsimp]

when u go to push in your clutch and your foot slips and you kick a hole through your floor.

[46&2]

When you are so obsessed with Toyotas sold elsewhere besides the USA that you start your own facebook page with the hopes Toyota will listen 


https://www.facebook.com/pages/Toyota-Bring-the-70-Series-Landcruiser-and-Diesel-Engine-Options-to-USA/114538188610595?ref=ts

[jsimp]

when a cop pulls you over because someone called u in and said u were bustin 100km in town, and you say " no officer, my truck can only hit 80km, 100 down hill maybe?"

[yotaneck13]

when you see a toyota t shirt on ebay and dont think twice before you order it

[GreenYoterKrawler]

When you flop your rig & it only takes 2 guys to roll it back on its side

[85_4RNR]

When you flop your rig & it only takes 2 guys to roll it back on its side

It could be a samurai or jeep so that post wasn't really Toyota specific.

[Thomas P]

When you have to turn your steering wheel left and right while holding the horn button down to get it to work. Then after all that trouble the wimpy honk doesnt seem to be worth it........

[dweinberg01]

When on beat patrol,  you see a well built Toyota and you pull the driver over so he will tell you what mods he has made. Very informative traffic stop.

[steveco.]

When your building up your truck late at night and a cop pulls up and says "whats all this racket about? Oh, are you building a jeep?  Nevermind, it's just a toyota.  "  lol 

[83yota5960]

when your going down the road at about 40 and your hood unlatches and fly's up and makes you go off the road and almost hit a tree. just happened to me about ten minets ago

[85_4RNR]

when your going down the road at about 40 and your hood unlatches and fly's up and makes you go off the road and almost hit a tree. just happened to me about ten minets ago

That isn't Toyota specific. It could happen to any car.

[KA4x4Chick]

When the local sheriff who owns a heep pulls me over to find out how much I paid for my runner cuz he knows I used to have a heep too! True story

[minicrawlin]

when you cant help but laugh your butt off when people, who are obviously not mechanically inclined, try to sell you a tacoma with the "great little reliable 22R engine in it".  .  . .   didnt think the taco's had 22R's in em, not even 22RE's! he certainly didn't know much about that truck! ha ha

[Zs Confederate Toy]

When you can out wheel a built K5..... Stock

When you are the reason that all of your buddies drive Yotas cuz of you and your truck