Author Topic: You know you drive a Toyota when... (Read 98515 times)

rmoore · « **Reply #660 on:** Jan 23, 2011, 08:23:42 AM »

.... when your girlfriend is your intermitent wipers
.... you've lost a drive line on the way home from wheelin in the snow(dont forget to use loctite)

.... when you've changed almost as many window regulators as timing chains
.... when you play sock-o-taco with the kids instead of slug bug

GreenYoterKrawler · « **Reply #661 on:** Feb 02, 2011, 03:55:54 AM »

Thats actually my buddy, the b-day boy and moonrock organizer. But you get the picture Haha, we get wild

punchyyoter85 · « **Reply #662 on:** Feb 06, 2011, 05:36:55 PM »

when you take your key out of your toyota(while its still running) to move your buddys truck to get in the shop.

4LoRunner · « **Reply #663 on:** Feb 06, 2011, 05:40:54 PM »

when you're wheelin and start to lean to the pass. side and keys fall out
or when you roll your keys fall out and your truck is still running

when you key opens and starts all of your buddys rigs

Goldrush · « **Reply #664 on:** Feb 06, 2011, 08:47:06 PM »

haha so true, i actually locked my keys in my car, and my sis had a toyota corolla key and it opened up my 1990 4runner! haha..

91 ex-cab · « **Reply #665 on:** Feb 07, 2011, 08:41:24 AM »

When you spend less than the price of a stock jeep on your yota, and it will get you wherever you want it to go.

4LoRunner · « **Reply #666 on:** Feb 07, 2011, 06:01:35 PM »

when your stock yota goes further than a "built" jeep

fade · « **Reply #667 on:** Feb 08, 2011, 03:31:27 PM »

when you know when your last tetanus shot was, and when you need to get a booster.

bigarms23 · « **Reply #668 on:** Mar 14, 2011, 05:57:37 PM »

when people follow you in the grocery store to ask you about mods on your 4runner

THK Matt · « **Reply #669 on:** Mar 14, 2011, 10:32:51 PM »

You know you drive a toyota when you can stuff a tire measuring 34inches on a completely stock suspension. LOL!! this will be the 3rd vehicle that i can atest to that it was done on. YEEHAW!

peacesells · « **Reply #670 on:** Mar 15, 2011, 10:34:25 PM »

....when you show up baked to your first class because your 4runners rear windshield wiper was out of the clip, keeping the rear window from rolling up...

Ive lost more brain cells from toyota exhaust fumes than any other reason... and I couldnt be happier

THK Matt · « **Reply #671 on:** Mar 15, 2011, 10:37:43 PM »

Quote from: peacesells on Mar 15, 2011, 10:34:25 PM

....when you show up baked to your first class because your 4runners rear windshield wiper was out of the clip, keeping the rear window from rolling up...

Ive lost more brain cells from toyota exhaust fumes than any other reason... and I couldnt be happier

haha never had that one happen.

85_4RNR · « **Reply #672 on:** Mar 15, 2011, 10:48:44 PM »

Quote from: peacesells on Mar 15, 2011, 10:34:25 PM

....when you show up baked to your first class because your 4runners rear windshield wiper was out of the clip, keeping the rear window from rolling up...

Ive lost more brain cells from toyota exhaust fumes than any other reason... and I couldnt be happier

I've got a nasty headache from that before and it has almost put me to sleep at the wheel too.

Thomas P · « **Reply #673 on:** Mar 16, 2011, 10:15:23 AM »

you brag about your bucket of spare nuts & bolts, and can name where each of them belong......

BoG-ToY · « **Reply #674 on:** Mar 17, 2011, 10:04:21 AM »

I had a guy pull up in a sami at mcdonalds, I was looking at it when he came to ask me about parts for the yota and where to get aftermarket parts, Hooked him up with the boards web address, with sky, fror, F-G, but totally had the person follow me into mcdonalds, and I didnt even have a built yota, just an 87 runner w/2" body lift and 33's on fjcruis 17's

4LoRunner · « **Reply #675 on:** Mar 18, 2011, 02:03:12 PM »

you kno u drive a toyota when the first thing you thought of when the japan earthquake struck & tsunami was the toyota corporation

jsimp · « **Reply #676 on:** Mar 19, 2011, 08:26:52 AM »

when u go to push in your clutch and your foot slips and you kick a hole through your floor.

46&2 · « **Reply #677 on:** Mar 20, 2011, 01:08:14 PM »

When you are so obsessed with Toyotas sold elsewhere besides the USA that you start your own facebook page with the hopes Toyota will listen

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Toyota-Bring-the-70-Series-Landcruiser-and-Diesel-Engine-Options-to-USA/114538188610595?ref=ts

jsimp · « **Reply #678 on:** Mar 20, 2011, 03:57:27 PM »

when a cop pulls you over because someone called u in and said u were bustin 100km in town, and you say " no officer, my truck can only hit 80km, 100 down hill maybe?"

yotaneck13 · « **Reply #679 on:** Mar 20, 2011, 04:09:10 PM »

when you see a toyota t shirt on ebay and dont think twice before you order it

GreenYoterKrawler · « **Reply #680 on:** Mar 23, 2011, 12:23:35 AM »

When you flop your rig & it only takes 2 guys to roll it back on its side

85_4RNR · « **Reply #681 on:** Mar 23, 2011, 02:59:22 AM »

Quote from: GreenYoterKrawler on Mar 23, 2011, 12:23:35 AM

When you flop your rig & it only takes 2 guys to roll it back on its side

It could be a samurai or jeep so that post wasn't really Toyota specific.

Thomas P · « **Reply #682 on:** Mar 23, 2011, 12:02:29 PM »

When you have to turn your steering wheel left and right while holding the horn button down to get it to work. Then after all that trouble the wimpy honk doesnt seem to be worth it........

dweinberg01 · « **Reply #683 on:** Mar 23, 2011, 05:34:22 PM »

When on beat patrol, you see a well built Toyota and you pull the driver over so he will tell you what mods he has made. Very informative traffic stop.

steveco. · « **Reply #684 on:** Mar 23, 2011, 06:35:35 PM »

When your building up your truck late at night and a cop pulls up and says "whats all this racket about? Oh, are you building a jeep? Nevermind, it's just a toyota. " lol

83yota5960 · « **Reply #685 on:** Mar 23, 2011, 11:40:21 PM »

when your going down the road at about 40 and your hood unlatches and fly's up and makes you go off the road and almost hit a tree. just happened to me about ten minets ago

85_4RNR · « **Reply #686 on:** Mar 24, 2011, 10:55:16 AM »

Quote from: 83yota5960 on Mar 23, 2011, 11:40:21 PM

when your going down the road at about 40 and your hood unlatches and fly's up and makes you go off the road and almost hit a tree. just happened to me about ten minets ago

That isn't Toyota specific. It could happen to any car.

KA4x4Chick · « **Reply #687 on:** Mar 25, 2011, 10:31:00 PM »

When the local sheriff who owns a heep pulls me over to find out how much I paid for my runner cuz he knows I used to have a heep too! True story

minicrawlin · « **Reply #688 on:** Mar 25, 2011, 11:04:35 PM »

when you cant help but laugh your butt off when people, who are obviously not mechanically inclined, try to sell you a tacoma with the "great little reliable 22R engine in it". . . . didnt think the taco's had 22R's in em, not even 22RE's! he certainly didn't know much about that truck! ha ha

Zs Confederate Toy · « **Reply #689 on:** Mar 25, 2011, 11:43:50 PM »

When you can out wheel a built K5..... Stock

When you are the reason that all of your buddies drive Yotas cuz of you and your truck

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