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83yota

#300
February 03, 2005, 12:43:41 PM
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :shudder:  :rivers:
85 toyta 4runner Soon to be full widths... i hope http://board.marlincrawler.com/index.php?topic=62935.0

90 toyota runner Very sadly gone
http://board.marlincrawler.com/index.php?topic=75563.60

FATB0Y

#301
February 03, 2005, 12:43:49 PM
Quote from: blackdog on February 03, 2005, 12:25:24 PM
waited patiently for the opportune time to use the bathroom at work, walked in, sat down, and the TP roll is 2 sheets away from empty??
How bout when ya don't notice it until  :toilet: and your like I need sum  :help:

BLACKDOG

#302
February 03, 2005, 12:50:52 PM
ever been in such a pinch that you had to use the comics?? the magazine sittin on the tank??  the cardboard roll the TP came on :reg:
:usa: Its better to die on your feet than live on your knees :usa:

"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free. "

"I don't believe in a government that protects us from ourselves."
              -Ronald Reagan

Don't take life too seriously, it isn't permanent

RUGER

#303
February 03, 2005, 12:53:20 PM
socks, cutting off the sleaves of yer shirt, the lower portion of yer shirt  :gap:

happy trails
rich *ruger*  :usa:  :turtle:
:usa: GOD BLESS AMERICA :usa:

"the hag" 83 toy with 5" all-pro lift, marlin crawler dual case #1011 and marlin hy-steer, 35s, 5.29's, exo cage, yada, yada, yada. she's back in black.

97 F250
84 Grand Waggy
77 Scout II SS
96 Explorer Sport
20 F150

USN SEABEE 2008-2012 :usa:
run with THE PACK 4wdc of los osos
NRA life member

are you a traveling man   SMIB

BLACKDOG

#304
February 03, 2005, 12:57:17 PM
Quote from: RUGER on February 03, 2005, 12:53:20 PM
socks, cutting off the sleaves of yer shirt, the lower portion of yer shirt  :gap:

happy trails
rich *ruger*  :usa:  :turtle:


You didchange the shirt right?? :shudder:
:usa: Its better to die on your feet than live on your knees :usa:

"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free. "

"I don't believe in a government that protects us from ourselves."
              -Ronald Reagan

Don't take life too seriously, it isn't permanent

FATB0Y

#305
February 03, 2005, 01:01:24 PM
You can wait until it dries :toiletwait:







:rofl:

RUGER

#306
February 03, 2005, 01:03:35 PM
no you cut off the sleaves...they are no longer attached. yer shirt looks funny but at least you got the job done.

happy trails
rich *ruger*  :usa:  :turtle:
:usa: GOD BLESS AMERICA :usa:

"the hag" 83 toy with 5" all-pro lift, marlin crawler dual case #1011 and marlin hy-steer, 35s, 5.29's, exo cage, yada, yada, yada. she's back in black.

97 F250
84 Grand Waggy
77 Scout II SS
96 Explorer Sport
20 F150

USN SEABEE 2008-2012 :usa:
run with THE PACK 4wdc of los osos
NRA life member

are you a traveling man   SMIB

83yota

#307
February 03, 2005, 01:05:33 PM
yummy  :chew:
85 toyta 4runner Soon to be full widths... i hope http://board.marlincrawler.com/index.php?topic=62935.0

90 toyota runner Very sadly gone
http://board.marlincrawler.com/index.php?topic=75563.60

BLACKDOG

#308
February 03, 2005, 01:08:49 PM
the things i learn about my fellow wheelers, forgive me if I dont venture any closer than 10ft to you guys, ever again
:usa: Its better to die on your feet than live on your knees :usa:

"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free. "

"I don't believe in a government that protects us from ourselves."
              -Ronald Reagan

Don't take life too seriously, it isn't permanent

FATB0Y

#309
February 03, 2005, 01:11:47 PM
 :think: Ya can use your U/W then have 2 freeball it tha rest of the shift :eek:

RUGER

#310
February 03, 2005, 01:13:45 PM
yes you can fatboy. actually some people freeball anyway. :yupyup:

happy trails
rich *ruger* :usa:  :turtle:
:usa: GOD BLESS AMERICA :usa:

"the hag" 83 toy with 5" all-pro lift, marlin crawler dual case #1011 and marlin hy-steer, 35s, 5.29's, exo cage, yada, yada, yada. she's back in black.

97 F250
84 Grand Waggy
77 Scout II SS
96 Explorer Sport
20 F150

USN SEABEE 2008-2012 :usa:
run with THE PACK 4wdc of los osos
NRA life member

are you a traveling man   SMIB

FATB0Y

#311
February 03, 2005, 01:18:21 PM
 :haha: Have ya heard that song by Tom Petty?  You know the one....."well I'm free....free ballin' yea I'm free ballin' :yupyup:

BLACKDOG

#312
February 03, 2005, 01:20:17 PM
my worst one was when i used to lay vinyl floor, had a big burrito, and it went stright through, and it was comin out.  had just enought time to register no TP in the outhouse (new housing area) sprinte out, and grabbed a pile of vinyl scraps :shudder:
:usa: Its better to die on your feet than live on your knees :usa:

"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free. "

"I don't believe in a government that protects us from ourselves."
              -Ronald Reagan

Don't take life too seriously, it isn't permanent

FATB0Y

#313
February 03, 2005, 01:22:46 PM
Quote from: blackdog on February 03, 2005, 01:20:17 PM
my worst one was when i used to lay vinyl floor, had a big burrito, and it went stright through, and it was comin out.  had just enought time to register no TP in the outhouse (new housing area) sprinte out, and grabbed a pile of vinyl scraps :shudder:
:shudder: ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you win

FATB0Y

#314
February 03, 2005, 01:24:07 PM
Hey BD I gave ya a :turtle: 4 that

FATB0Y

#315
February 03, 2005, 01:25:00 PM
Quote from: 03HDFATBOY on February 03, 2005, 01:24:07 PM
Hey BD I gave ya :turtle: 4 that
hey how come it didn't show up ???

BLACKDOG

#316
February 03, 2005, 01:28:10 PM
i dunno :dunno:  I dont know how many points i had.  and just a tip, tha glue is VERY painful to get off your skin, as the scraps were fro floor that was already laid, and had tracs of glue on it :shudder: 
:usa: Its better to die on your feet than live on your knees :usa:

"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free. "

"I don't believe in a government that protects us from ourselves."
              -Ronald Reagan

Don't take life too seriously, it isn't permanent

FATB0Y

#317
February 03, 2005, 01:33:26 PM
Quote from: blackdog on February 03, 2005, 01:28:10 PM
i dunno :dunno: I dont know how many points i had. and just a tip, tha glue is VERY painful to get off your skin, as the scraps were fro floor that was already laid, and had tracs of glue on it :shudder:
Ya had 21 .... jus 2 think of having 2 wipe your :moon: w/a peice of tile make me :shudder:

brainlessfool

#318
February 03, 2005, 06:38:17 PM
That's why I where long sleeve shirts  :eyebrow:
A good day working, that's just sick :reg:

SWAMPER

#319
February 03, 2005, 06:47:37 PM
You guys need to stop traveling more than 10ft from a toiet :slap:
1985 Toyota Pick/Up longbed...bobbed 15",  lifted 5", 36's.....http://board.marlincrawler.com/index.php?topic=36992.0

brainlessfool

#320
February 03, 2005, 07:07:20 PM
why? I can hit a  :toilet:  from more than 10 feet away. :psss:
A good day working, that's just sick :reg:

BLACKDOG

#321
February 03, 2005, 11:24:54 PM
Quote from: SWAMPER on February 03, 2005, 06:47:37 PM
You guys need to stop traveling more than 10ft from a toiet :slap:


why, thats what we get our exercise from :bolt:  :toiletwait:  :toilet:  :pokinit: :fart:  :greengrin: 
:usa: Its better to die on your feet than live on your knees :usa:

"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free. "

"I don't believe in a government that protects us from ourselves."
              -Ronald Reagan

Don't take life too seriously, it isn't permanent

FATB0Y

#322
February 04, 2005, 05:06:21 AM
Quote from: blackdog on February 03, 2005, 11:24:54 PM
Quote from: SWAMPER on February 03, 2005, 06:47:37 PM
You guys need to stop traveling more than 10ft from a toiet :slap:


why, thats what we get our exercise from :bolt: :toiletwait: :toilet: :pokinit: :fart: :greengrin:
:funny:

BLACKDOG

#323
February 04, 2005, 10:33:53 AM
Have you ever slammed your work laptop closed to try and kill a mosquito??  and finally found him between he space bar and the alt button :crazy:
:usa: Its better to die on your feet than live on your knees :usa:

"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free. "

"I don't believe in a government that protects us from ourselves."
              -Ronald Reagan

Don't take life too seriously, it isn't permanent

RUGER

#324
February 04, 2005, 10:39:00 AM
Quote from: blackdog on February 04, 2005, 10:33:53 AM
Have you ever slammed your work laptop closed to try and kill a mosquito??  and finally found him between he space bar and the alt button :crazy:

wear a hat. my hats have squashed more bugs than i can count.

happy trails
rich *ruger*  :usa:  :turtle:
:usa: GOD BLESS AMERICA :usa:

"the hag" 83 toy with 5" all-pro lift, marlin crawler dual case #1011 and marlin hy-steer, 35s, 5.29's, exo cage, yada, yada, yada. she's back in black.

97 F250
84 Grand Waggy
77 Scout II SS
96 Explorer Sport
20 F150

USN SEABEE 2008-2012 :usa:
run with THE PACK 4wdc of los osos
NRA life member

are you a traveling man   SMIB

BLACKDOG

#325
February 04, 2005, 10:56:50 AM
It was the first thing  Ithought of.  Besides, thats a brandnew hat I've got :slap:
:usa: Its better to die on your feet than live on your knees :usa:

"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free. "

"I don't believe in a government that protects us from ourselves."
              -Ronald Reagan

Don't take life too seriously, it isn't permanent

DAWGTOY

#326
February 04, 2005, 11:48:16 AM
had a loudmouth in body shop class. we got him to the overhead lift &
hooked it to his belt, lifted him about 2 ft off the ground & went back in the classroom.

boy was the teacher mad, but heard him talking to some other teachers
& was laughing his a$$ off
1983 TOY SHORT PICKUP .35/12.50S EXO CAGE HOMEMADE BED CAMO PAINT, REARS UP FRONT CHEVYS IN THE REAR, 4 WHEEL DISK, CABLE LOCKER REAR, LOCK RITE FRONT, 5.29GEARS FRONT & REAR.BOBBY LONG 30 SPLINES 9500 lb WARN WINCH. DUAL
T CASES WITH 4.7 IN THE REAR. THANKS MARLIN

FATB0Y

#327
February 05, 2005, 04:26:32 AM
turned over a porta john w/someone in it. :yupyup:  Trust me he asked 4 it :yupyup:

79coyotefrg

#328
February 05, 2005, 08:20:36 AM
 :ack: thats nasty,  boy i bet he was sooo bluuueeeeeee  :smack:
AR-TTORA founder 22R bored.060,LCE stage II race cam http://pure-gas.org/    32/36weber, :driving: Marlin 1200 NON ceramic clutch, L52SHD+dualcase #2919, cable-locker, Yukon 5.29 gears, 35's, Allpro ebrake, front springs, and high steer, F150rears    RIP Nitro 9-29-07 :(  I sure miss him :down: MarlinCrawlerInc IS NOT affiliated with TrailGear in any way

FATB0Y

#329
February 06, 2005, 12:05:27 PM
Quote from: Glen on February 05, 2005, 08:20:36 AM
:ack: thats nasty, boy i bet he was sooo bluuueeeeeee :smack:
no he was sooooo Pisssssssssssssed
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