Have You Ever...

[DAWGTOY]

ever fart in bed and fluff the covers so the wife can get a whiff?


how about wakein up in the moring with somthing furry in your face just to find
out its the dogs butt.


got in the truck with dog poo on your clutch foot only to have your foot slip
and fling crap at you?

[BLACKDOG]

Ever get  for  when playing a game, cause your g/f was sitting next to you, not even touching you, on seperate chairs, and she felt it??


       

[FATB0Y]

Done them all except for the tree part

Its not that he hasnt done it, he just cant remember it.

HAAAAY.........what ya tryin' 2 say I have a very good memory............. I think
                                        what were we talkin' about

[Hyena]

Have you ever heated something up with the torche just to watch someone walk over and put there hand on it?  Did that to the class idiot in auto.  He watched us heat it up and a couple minute later he walked over and leaned on it.  It was a freaking vice too.  we all had a good laugh.       

[BLACKDOG]

had your buddy fall asleep under a car in auto shop, and gently lowered the lift so he couldnt get out??

[FATB0Y]

had your buddy fall asleep under a car in auto shop, and gently lowered the lift so he couldnt get out??

Done that ^

[Hyena]

Your teacher would get so pissed, he would kick us out of the class.

[79coyotefrg]

sounds like we all need to stay away from power tools  

[red]

remind me that if i'm ever helpin yall with ur trucks to keep an eye on u so u dont drop something on me while im under ur car! lol

[79coyotefrg]

aw now come on,   dont you want to lay under my truck to align things while i lower the engine and tranny down with a cheap come a long

[FATB0Y]

aw now come on, dont you want to lay under my truck to align things while i lower the engine and tranny down with a cheap come a long

         

[muddy_yota_guy]

while your buddy is halfway under the car drop a wrench at his crotch and listen for his head hitting something under the car. Or when my chassis fabrication class is in shop and we're all around something cool and packed together let out a fart that will wake the dead and make your nose hair burn

[FATB0Y]

while your buddy is halfway under the car drop a wrench at his crotch and listen for his head hitting something under the car. Or when my chassis fabrication class is in shop and we're all around something cool and packed together let out a fart that will wake the dead and make your nose hair burn

[whiteman]

spent the night at work   after the party knowing you wouldnt be able to wake up at home the next mourning   .  Then being woke up by your own boss .

[79coyotefrg]

ouch

[FATB0Y]

that can't B good

[PinkToyota]

this is the funniest ever. Guys are soo weird. Girls dont do things like this but lets see had to piss so bad when your drunk you just dont care anymore and so you just do it...HAHA

[brainlessfool]

this is the funniest ever. Guys are soo weird. Girls dont do things like this but lets see had to piss so bad when your drunk you just dont care anymore and so you just do it...HAHA

awwww, I do that even when I'm not drinking 


and in a five star restreunt 

[Willy Mammoth]

this is the funniest ever. Guys are soo weird. Girls dont do things like this but lets see had to piss so bad when your drunk you just dont care anymore and so you just do it...HAHA

awwww, I do that even when I'm not drinking


and in a five star restreunt

I have seen cooks in asian resteraunts wareing the same outfit you have in your avitar. I hope you don't do that and wet your self

They make depends for people like you two.

[Lady Di]

this is the funniest ever. Guys are soo weird. Girls dont do things like this but lets see had to piss so bad when your drunk you just dont care anymore and so you just do it...HAHA

    sounds like a personal problem to me      Wot Mr WIilly said:  stock on the DEPENDS! 

[Lady Di]

OK..a while back when I was still working for a body shop I got dressed half asleep and half way thru the day I realized I had on one of my boots and one of the hubby's boots!  I was wondering why one boot felt so loose!   

[Lady Di]

this is the funniest ever. Guys are soo weird. Girls dont do things like this but lets see had to piss so bad when your drunk you just dont care anymore and so you just do it...HAHA

awwww, I do that even when I'm not drinking


and in a five star restreunt

OK, I know this is a bunch of ain't nobody going to let you in a 5 star restaurant Brainless! 

[brainlessfool]

this is the funniest ever. Guys are soo weird. Girls dont do things like this but lets see had to piss so bad when your drunk you just dont care anymore and so you just do it...HAHA

awwww, I do that even when I'm not drinking


and in a five star restreunt

OK, I know this is a bunch of ain't nobody going to let you in a 5 star restaurant Brainless! 

I snuck in the back door just to water the ficus plant, OK?!?!?

[Lady Di]

  that was you!!!  I didn't recognize you behind the tree

[FATB0Y]

this is the funniest ever. Guys are soo weird. Girls dont do things like this but lets see had to piss so bad when your drunk you just dont care anymore and so you just do it...HAHA

awwww, I do that even when I'm not drinking


and in a five star restreunt

OK, I know this is a bunch of ain't nobody going to let you in a 5 star restaurant Brainless! 

I snuck in the back door just to water the ficus plant, OK?!?!?

brainless you sir are  in the head

[Hyena]

Ever changed out a buddies motor mount, when you go under the truck he drops a 3/8's inch ratchet on your head?  that one hurt for awhile.

[FATB0Y]

Ever changed out a buddies motor mount, when you go under the truck he drops a 3/8's inch ratchet on your head? that one hurt for awhile.

                 OUCH !!!

[FATB0Y]

I've had someone drop a 2lb.ballpene hammer on my head  (he was climbing a scafold and it fell out of his tool bag)

[Lady Di]

I got a good one that just happened.
I went to go out the garage door but our PITA neighbors who gab too much were over talking to Mr. W, they didn't see me so I ducked back inside.
I figured I could call Mark on the cellphone and make it so he would make it sound like it was important and they would go away, so I did. He answered I said "I thought if I called you they might go away"
He laughs  and says  "you know you're on speakerphone don't you"?
DOH 
Me: "You dumass"! 
Him: "what did you want?" 
Me: trying to cover "dinner is ready" (it's the only thing I could think of) I heard them say "OH! Why didn't you say so!"
I want to crawl under a rock!

[79coyotefrg]