Have You Ever...

[brainlessfool]

how about, get hit in the head with a baseball bat hard. 

Yes, but it was purposely by some dude trying to kill me. Staples in the back of the head and a case of whiplash that lasted for a month.

ah ah ah    don't count unless YOU where holding it 





   (ouch    )

[Willy Mammoth]

Run over your own leg while sitting in the seat of the car that use to run over your leg with.

[brainlessfool]

Run over your own leg while sitting in the seat of the car that use to run over your leg with.

Awww, come on. has'ant EVERY ONE done that? 

[BLACKDOG]

used the clutch cancel to start your truck with it in gear and have it roll down the street and start??

[Willy Mammoth]

Been so drunk that when you flush the toilett you feel somthing squeezing your balls only to find out you were in a mop closet.

[mudguts]

Been so drunk that when you flush the toilett you feel somthing squeezing your balls only to find out you were in a mop closet.

 

[Willy Mammoth]

Ever heeved so much you couldn't remember eating that and you know it had to be closer to the other end.

[Willy Mammoth]

I blew up a surgical glove once and gave it to a girl at her birthday party.

[BLACKDOG]

had to take a crap so bad that you went and did your business, then discovered there is no TP, so you waddled with your drawers down to the other bathroom so you could wipe your  ??

[lilbuddy]

had to take a crap so bad that you went and did your business, then discovered there is no TP, so you waddled with your drawers down to the other bathroom so you could wipe your ??

Now that just sucks when that happens...

Chris

[FATB0Y]

  Cut one in walmart and walk off and leave the ole lady standing there and someone walks up on her....it looks like she done it

[mudaddict]

Oh i ahve definitally done the ol lady one and the no tp one that happens alot it sucks the most when im downstairs and i gotta run up stairs past the fornt door and a window  no one is there

[mudaddict]

Have you ever told someone to slap you as hard as they could for no reason!    i thought it would be funny well it was we got it on camera bu the side of my face hurt for a day or so!

[SWAMPER]

Now I dont know why you would do that buy I know this guy that told a girl to kick him in the pants just for fun

[Lady Di]

ever decide you were tired of walking your full grown lab so you tie the leash around you waist. A cat comes by and the dog takes off running, dragging you screaming through three yards before it stops. OK, so I was like 7 at the time. 

[mudaddict]

Well we were bord why not do it! its not my junk so not to worried but i was still a lil shaky before he did it he tricked me tho he pretended to do it and i flinched hard core it was funny!

Ya i havent done that one but i have had my dog pull me around on my skateboard cuz i didnt feel like walking to my mailbox! maybe 75 to 100 feet

[mudaddict]

have you ever been underneath a radiator hose you are undoing and got antifreeze in your eyes and mouth! worst tasting ever!!!!!! it stings too! not wearing eye protecting i was being smart!

[BLACKDOG]

ever replaced a fuel filiter on a 1990 dodge ramcharger??  worst place for a filter, have to be right under it with the inlet and outlet pointing down.  And you have to disconnect the hoses before you hit the bolts, so you cant flip it over. Gas in the eyes gives you a nice case of 

[RUGER]

yep changing fuel filters i've got gas in my eyes...down my arms and into my armpits. that burned like no other. got a puddle of gas, roughly 24 ounces, in the street.

while stabbing a friends tranny...for some reason wanted the t-case bolted to it later...i pressed it up. the b*std filled it...gear oil dumped all over my pants and shirt. it felt funny walking around after that.

happy trails
rich *ruger*

[BLACKDOG]

had to wipe your    with a paper towel cause you were out of TP?

[FATB0Y]

  My son when he was 3 wiped his with his shirt tail and didn't take his shirt off.....He was walking around the house with on the back of his shirt it was as heII but man did it 

[Willy Mammoth]

Have you ever dripped shampoo in your wifes hair while she was rinsing. Those suds don't seem to be going away?

[FATB0Y]

  have you ever peed on your wife's leg while your showering 2gether

[SWAMPER]

WTF?

[Willy Mammoth]

That was more than I was going to share    Just marking my spot I guess

[lilbuddy]

have you ever peed on your wife's leg while your showering 2gether

but a little too much info on that one there Fatboy... 

Chris

[FATB0Y]

  She did't think 2 highly of it

[Hyena]

Have you ever had a spark go into your ear while welding or cutting?  That hurts for a good part of the day.

Ever grinded your finger on a table grinder twice in one day?  Did that today.  Same finger, same exact spot.

Ever had a very fine rusted peice of metal stuck in your eye?  Took me a week to tell my mom, we finally went to the eye doctor.

Ever cut your hand with an angle grinder?  Many times.

Ever burned up cover-alls while still wearing them?  Just once.

Anything else i am forgetting?

[Skinny_Pedal]

dam dude....safety 1st

[SWAMPER]

Damn redneck











Jk man but you have to be careful