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79coyotefrg

#150
October 29, 2004, 07:03:30 AM
 :smack: yes actually  :nerv: and mister happy went :thud: what had that chic been eatin anyway :thud: :thud:
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SWAMPER

#151
October 29, 2004, 08:45:42 AM
:funny:

Mikey we all know you havent mambo'd horizontaly :yupyup:
1985 Toyota Pick/Up longbed...bobbed 15",  lifted 5", 36's.....http://board.marlincrawler.com/index.php?topic=36992.0

BigMike

#152
October 29, 2004, 09:47:50 AM
wait a second, Marlin reads these forums .........  :lipsrsealed:






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BigMike

#153
October 29, 2004, 09:49:13 AM
wow!

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KYOTA

#154
October 29, 2004, 09:59:26 AM
So you did fail the cool person test!

Hyena

#155
November 06, 2004, 09:08:42 PM
I failed the cool person test.  I got all the answers right too.   :dunno:  :down:

tacomomma

#156
November 16, 2004, 11:39:24 AM
Fell asleep on the couch and one of your kids was tired of you sleeping, so rubbed their finger down their butt crack and rubbed it around your nostrils. wake up to the smell of :pokinit: and can't get the smell out.  To top it off they are rolling on the ground laughing.
talk about pissed off!
Hit me, momma wants a new truck!

SWAMPER

#157
November 16, 2004, 11:46:08 AM
:eek:
1985 Toyota Pick/Up longbed...bobbed 15",  lifted 5", 36's.....http://board.marlincrawler.com/index.php?topic=36992.0

tacomomma

#158
November 16, 2004, 11:51:16 AM
This one probally never happened to you guys, but you go to put on your favorite lip stick and your son thought it would be funny to put a big boogger on the top and put the lid back on. 
Hit me, momma wants a new truck!

tacomomma

#159
November 16, 2004, 11:56:44 AM
Quote from: blackdog on October 26, 2004, 09:19:17 PM
shot your neighbors dog with a paintball gun cause it was about to drop a load in your front yard. Then shot the other neighbors cat, just for fun??
mean, mean man.
Hit me, momma wants a new truck!

tacomomma

#160
November 16, 2004, 12:06:33 PM
Go on a trip with Mom and Pop's, stop at the restrooms so dad can unload.  As soon as he walks out an old man goes in and minutes later runs out gagging. 
Hit me, momma wants a new truck!

79coyotefrg

#161
November 16, 2004, 04:24:31 PM
Quote from: tacomomma on November 16, 2004, 11:51:16 AM
This one probally never happened to you guys, but you go to put on your favorite lip stick and your son thought it would be funny to put a big boogger on the top and put the lid back on.
nobody except maybe brainlessfool :smack:    a booger :rofl:
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tacomomma

#162
November 17, 2004, 06:35:28 PM
Quote from: Infernal Jeep on September 19, 2004, 09:34:37 PM
Oh yeah!!!!!!!!!!!...This one time,,,,,,,at Marlin Camp...
that's a good one!  :thumbs:
Hit me, momma wants a new truck!

Hyena

#163
November 19, 2004, 02:10:59 PM
Tried to light a fire with a gas tank and ended up catching it on fire, it goes shooting toward your truck and lights the Rubicon on fire?

BLACKDOG

#164
November 19, 2004, 02:23:45 PM
Sprayed yourself with carb cleaner or starter fluid, and lit yourself on fire :flamer:  (on purpose???)
:usa: Its better to die on your feet than live on your knees :usa:

"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free. "

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79coyotefrg

#165
November 19, 2004, 03:34:07 PM
Quote from: Hyena on November 19, 2004, 02:10:59 PM
Tried to light a fire with a gas tank and ended up catching it on fire, it goes shooting toward your truck and lights the Rubicon on fire?
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM  im gonna tell cruzila
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BLACKDOG

#166
January 10, 2005, 01:47:00 PM
Started your truck, heard an UNGODLY SCREETCHING, opened your hood and found your neighbors cat sitting on the wheelwell, where he had just been woken up by losing the tip of his tail in a belt??
:usa: Its better to die on your feet than live on your knees :usa:

"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free. "

"I don't believe in a government that protects us from ourselves."
              -Ronald Reagan

Don't take life too seriously, it isn't permanent

KYOTA

#167
January 10, 2005, 01:55:37 PM
NICE !! too bad it wasnt the other end, stoopid gato

BLACKDOG

#168
January 10, 2005, 02:15:20 PM
did it this morning, heading to work.  :smack: Stupid cat!!
:usa: Its better to die on your feet than live on your knees :usa:

"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free. "

"I don't believe in a government that protects us from ourselves."
              -Ronald Reagan

Don't take life too seriously, it isn't permanent

brainlessfool

#169
January 10, 2005, 02:59:28 PM
Quote from: Glen on November 16, 2004, 04:24:31 PM
Quote from: tacomomma on November 16, 2004, 11:51:16 AM
This one probally never happened to you guys, but you go to put on your favorite lip stick and your son thought it would be funny to put a big boogger on the top and put the lid back on.
nobody except maybe brainlessfool :smack:    a booger :rofl:

happens all the time! what's the big deal? :dunno:
A good day working, that's just sick :reg:

BLACKDOG

#170
January 10, 2005, 03:22:08 PM
Quote from: brainlessfool on January 10, 2005, 02:59:28 PM
Quote from: Glen on November 16, 2004, 04:24:31 PM
Quote from: tacomomma on November 16, 2004, 11:51:16 AM
This one probally never happened to you guys, but you go to put on your favorite lip stick and your son thought it would be funny to put a big boogger on the top and put the lid back on.
nobody except maybe brainlessfool :smack:    a booger :rofl:

happens all the time! what's the big deal? :dunno:


Afternoon snack, huh Brainless??  :chew:  :puke3:
:usa: Its better to die on your feet than live on your knees :usa:

"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free. "

"I don't believe in a government that protects us from ourselves."
              -Ronald Reagan

Don't take life too seriously, it isn't permanent

brainlessfool

#171
January 10, 2005, 03:46:17 PM
flavered lip stick, so? :dunno:
A good day working, that's just sick :reg:

BLACKDOG

#172
January 10, 2005, 03:48:26 PM
you know, I believe most people that wear flavored lipstick go with a fruit flavor, like cherry or strawberry or something
:usa: Its better to die on your feet than live on your knees :usa:

"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free. "

"I don't believe in a government that protects us from ourselves."
              -Ronald Reagan

Don't take life too seriously, it isn't permanent

brainlessfool

#173
January 10, 2005, 03:50:09 PM
Well they don't know what there missing!  :eyebrow:
A good day working, that's just sick :reg:

BLACKDOG

#174
January 10, 2005, 03:53:27 PM
I'm sure they figure out what they are missing at about the age of 5.  I guess some people just never grow up, huh? :beerchug: oops, sorry no beer for you, your too young
:usa: Its better to die on your feet than live on your knees :usa:

"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free. "

"I don't believe in a government that protects us from ourselves."
              -Ronald Reagan

Don't take life too seriously, it isn't permanent

brainlessfool

#175
January 10, 2005, 03:54:44 PM
 :laugh:  :hahaha:  :laugh:  :funny:
A good day working, that's just sick :reg:

Willy Mammoth

#176
January 10, 2005, 07:50:34 PM
QuoteStarting scraping your door on the trail and instead of stopping and backing up just said, "Fu#k it", and kept scraping

Well yes thats why both doors on the mud truck are caved in not to mention both headlights, fenders and bumper.
:usa: American by birth, redneck by choice. 

Making Of http://board.marlincrawler.com/index.php?topic=6472.0  

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Willy Mammoth

#177
January 10, 2005, 08:25:05 PM
Ever sprayed paint in your eyes trying to see if the can had pressure with an all?

Or got a sucker for getting your head stuck in a chair? ( defo not me on the chair one)

I did manage to knock myself out for about three hours once and split my ear with an exhaust pipe.

Oyea, how about changing a fuel filter standing under the car only to feel gas run down your arm pit then down the crack of your a$$ then stripped to your bithday suit in front of the customers?
:usa: American by birth, redneck by choice. 

Making Of http://board.marlincrawler.com/index.php?topic=6472.0  

Sightings Of  http://board.marlincrawler.com/index.php?topic=10805.0

brainlessfool

#178
January 10, 2005, 08:28:42 PM
how about, get hit in the head with a baseball bat hard.  While your holding it?  :hammerhead:


(kids do not play sand lot BB with a basket ball!  :shakehead:  )
A good day working, that's just sick :reg:

mudguts

#179
January 10, 2005, 08:34:47 PM
Quote from: brainlessfool on January 10, 2005, 08:28:42 PM
how about, get hit in the head with a baseball bat hard. 
Yes, but it was purposely by some dude trying to kill me. Staples in the back of the head and a case of whiplash that lasted for a month.
Haha punk :haha: I did'nt die :muscles:
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