Chuck Norris...

[iNfErNaL]

Chuck Norris doesen't read books,he stares at them untill he gets the information he needs   

[iNfErNaL]

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[iNfErNaL]

When Chuck Norris jumps into a swimming pool he doesen't get wet,the water gets Chuck Norrised.

[abnormaltoy]

He's da baddest o' de bad.

[Willy Mammoth]

 

[BikerTrash]

Chuck Norris and Mr. T once walked into the same bar. The building was unable to contain that amount off awesome and exploded.

[89toy]

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

[89toy]

there is no chin under Chuck Norris' beard, there is only another fist

[CrazyYota]

Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.

[unclejpl4x4]

it's Official this thread is

[BikerTrash]

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting... He goes Killing.

[Wermz84]

Chuck Norris bends light through sheer willpower.

[Duffil]

it's Official this thread is

Just remember Joe, when the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

[Wermz84]

Just remember Joe, when the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

  haven't heard that one yet.   

[Wermz84]

Chuck Norris has been dead for years. Death is afraid to come get him

[Duffil]

[kneedownnate]

it's Official this thread is

[Duffil]

it's Official this thread is

OK, nate... you need to think hard about this... Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

[kneedownnate]

OK, nate... you need to think hard about this... Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Duh, I already knew this   He waits for me.  Nate sleeps well knowing Chuck Norris fears him

[Duffil]

[ToYocRawleR]

I work down the street from chucks house in chester.  It got tp'd a couple  months ago! haha!

[Shamb]

When Chuck Norris does push up's he doesn't move.. the Earth moves downward.

[norcalyoter]

chuck norris once punched a man in his soul 

[norcalyoter]

Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "BOOYA".

[iNfErNaL]

Duh, I already knew this   He waits for me.  Nate sleeps well knowing Chuck Norris fears him

Okay,NOW the thread is gay 

[Shamb]

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma

[norcalyoter]

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

[Loosekannon]

This is some funny   

[kneedownnate]

Okay,NOW the thread is gay 

Isn't this whole thread just an R from last year anyway........

[iNfErNaL]

Isn't this whole thread just an R from last year anyway........

Yeah it's a repost and the fact that you pointed that out makes this thread officialy gay.Maybe you should start posting on Pirate