Chuck Norris...

[kneedownnate]

Ooooooohhhhhhhhh, calm down there peps  .  Didn't mean to get your panties all up in a wad.  I don't think I've laughed so hard as when I read the chuck norris thread last year, thought it actually got bumped when I saw this.  Best thread evar

[iNfErNaL]

Ooooooohhhhhhhhh, calm down there peps  .  Didn't mean to get your panties all up in a wad.  I don't think I've laughed so hard as when I read the chuck norris thread last year, thought it actually got bumped when I saw this.  Best thread evar

Nate,how many times have I told you I don't get my panties in a wad over little stuff?.Me calling you gay is meant as a joke,not as an insult   

[kneedownnate]

I've never felt insulted by being called happy

Less bs, more norris posts

[iNfErNaL]

Chuck Norris does not get frost bite.Chuck Norris bites frost!!!

[iNfErNaL]

Chuck Norris counted to infinity............TWICE!!!!

[iNfErNaL]

Chuck Norris is so fast,he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head!!

[iNfErNaL]

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

[iNfErNaL]

Some people wear SuperMan Pajamas.SuperMan wears Chuck Norris pajamas 

[mikerob]

Chuck Norris can unscamble eggs

[Rocksurfer]

Some people wear SuperMan Pajamas.SuperMan wears Chuck Norris pajamas 

Who's Chuck Norris, some wussy I bet? 

[Lady Di]

chuck norris doesn't get the jeep thing, but the jeep thing does get chuck norris.

[norcalyoter]

Ironically, Chuck Norris' hidden talent is invisibility.

Chuck Norris eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poops them out transformed into a robot.

In one episode of The Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Chuck Norris replaced Carlton for one scene and nobody noticed.

[norcalyoter]

One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter.

Before science was invented it was once believed that autumn occurred when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked every tree in existence.

Before email was invented Chuck Norris would attach messages to kittens and roundhouse kick them.

[BNRSHNTZL]

thats some funny

[89toy]

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer...too bad he never cries.

[iNfErNaL]

chuck norris doesn't get the jeep thing, but the jeep thing does get chuck norris.

   

[iNfErNaL]

Chuck Norris got in a bar fight once,needless to say the bar got demolished 

[iNfErNaL]

Chuck Norris graduated college with a degree in Chuck Norris.

[iNfErNaL]

Did you know Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did?.

[89toy]

Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

Chuck Norris went looking for a bar but couldn't find one. He walked to a vacant lot and sat there. Sure enough within an hour an a half someone constructed a bar around him. He then ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Chuck Norris yelled over the roar of the flames, "always leave things the way you found em!"   

Yeah, I like the last one 

[Wermz84]

There is no such thing as evolution, just a list of species that Chuck Norris has allowed to survive.

[kneedownnate]

Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.

  Nice!

[Tice]

 

[CrazyYota]

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV. 

[Shamb]

We need Chuck Norris to get The Macho Taco Finished...






BURN!

[BNRSHNTZL]

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer

[BNRSHNTZL]

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

[norcalyoter]

  that was good one 

[BNRSHNTZL]

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

[iNfErNaL]

We need Chuck Norris to get The Macho Taco Finished...






BURN!

  OUCH!!!