Words of Wisdom

[Rocksurfer]

A clear rejection is always better than a fake promise

[Rocksurfer]

If making guns illegal will take them off the streets, maybe we should make heroin and crack illegal too.

[zembalayan]

Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean people aren't really out to get you. :-)

[Wainiha]

Better to let people suspect you're stupid, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

[twistedtoy92]

If you think you will hate yourself in the morning, sleep till noon!

[Zs Confederate Toy]

The scariest thing about a brain aneurysm is that it could happen at any time

[builttoabuse]

I thought about swapping a 3RZ-FE into my 1987 MR2, but the engine is so powerful that I fear it will break through the back firewall and crush me in my drivers seat.

haha funny

[BigMike]

What if your shadow is you and you are your shadow's shadow?


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[greg_k113]

Jesus Saves!

[Wainiha]

I'm dreaming that I won an ARB RD90 .

[BigMike]

Jesus Saves!

X2


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[86bobbedtoy]

with a 50/50 chance, your 75% to be wrong

[Rocksurfer]

Why buy a Samurai put Toyota parts all over it when you can just go buy a real Toyota?

[86bobbedtoy]

why build a truck to wheel, when you never go wheel?

[86bobbedtoy]

A bad day of hunting is better than a good day at work.

A bad day of wheelin is better than a good day at work.

better to have loved and lost than have never loved at all.

If shes fat, turn off the lights.

better to pee in the cold than to have it burn when you pee.

[BigMike]

Haha those are all pretty good


Farts are just screams from trapped poop.


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[Cheesemaker]

Farts are just screams from trapped poop.

[Rockdad]

If you hold in your farts they will travel up your spine and into your brain. Thats where shitty ideas come from.

Common sense is no longer common. Neither is common courtesy

[Rocksurfer]

If your wife/girlfriend asks you if she looks fat in this dress.......    JUST SAY NO!!!!

[Rockdad]

Never look another man in the eye while eating a banana. 

[BigMike]

Never look another man in the eye while eating a banana.

Hahahahahahahahaha!



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[Rocksurfer]

Truer words have never been said....

[BigMike]

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[Rocksurfer]

The best way to be yourself is to quit trying

[BigMike]

Man with hole in pocket can feel cocky.

Man who runs in front of bike, gets tired. Man who runs behind bike, get exhausted.

[socal 88]

Stupidity SHOULD hurt!

[abnormaltoy]

Words of Wisdom?

I've always found it beneficial (and more pleasant) to refrain from passing gas, as I am in the process of sitting down.

[BigMike]

I don't find anything wrong with lesbians. It just means they like what I like.

[Cheesemaker]

Refrain from farting in rain gear!!

[BigMike]

There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying, "I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."


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