Author Topic: Words of Wisdom (Read 65629 times)

907yota · « **Reply #90 on:** May 14, 2013, 11:39:13 AM »

in hawaii your not homeless... your houseless!! -bulla Iya

907yota · « **Reply #91 on:** May 14, 2013, 12:20:04 PM »

I love skinny chicks, but I'll never turn down a fatty

BigMike · « **Reply #92 on:** May 14, 2013, 01:42:30 PM »

I was called lazy today. I almost responded.

Wainiha · « **Reply #93 on:** May 14, 2013, 02:31:23 PM »

If can, can. If no can, buy bottles.

Wainiha · « **Reply #94 on:** May 26, 2013, 01:30:43 AM »

Water is the laziest thing in nature-Bob Ross.

Wainiha · « **Reply #95 on:** May 26, 2013, 06:01:43 PM »

You can't say "Irish Sushi" 3 times, fast.

Or at least I can't after a few drinks

junya92toy · « **Reply #96 on:** May 26, 2013, 06:50:45 PM »

Water is the laziest thing in nature-Bob Ross.

true and there are sure a lot of happy little trees out there too

Rocksurfer · « **Reply #97 on:** May 27, 2013, 01:21:44 AM »

If you see my grill in your rearview mirror you are going too slow.

Stocker · « **Reply #98 on:** May 27, 2013, 08:18:11 AM »

You can't say "Irish Sushi" 3 times, fast.

Try saying "toy boat" three times, fast...

BigMike · « **Reply #99 on:** Jun 05, 2013, 06:45:00 AM »

If I had a dollar for every time someone told me to grow up, I could build the coolest treehouse ever.

Cheesemaker · « **Reply #100 on:** Jun 05, 2013, 07:34:38 AM »

If I walk away in mid conversation, there is a reason for it. So, don't follow me!!

I told a coworker this one early morning. And three times, she followed me and walked right into the cloud.

She got pissed at me, because she could taste it, but I reminded her that I told her to not follow me!!!

BigMike · « **Reply #101 on:** Jun 13, 2013, 09:52:32 PM »

The word of the day is 'legs'. Spread the word.

Cheesemaker · « **Reply #102 on:** Jun 13, 2013, 10:06:03 PM »

The word of the day is 'legs'. Spread the word.

Not this week!!!

BigMike · « **Reply #103 on:** Jun 13, 2013, 10:07:08 PM »

Not this week!!!

TMI

Wainiha · « **Reply #104 on:** Jun 14, 2013, 12:49:35 AM »

Cheesemaker · « **Reply #105 on:** Jun 14, 2013, 09:09:09 PM »

Red Wings are in my past!!

Wainiha · « **Reply #106 on:** Jun 15, 2013, 12:57:05 AM »

:teeth:Don't ask don't tell...

brush your ivory again

BigMike · « **Reply #107 on:** Jun 16, 2013, 03:03:58 PM »

Always pick your nose before you scratch your butt.

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Wainiha · « **Reply #108 on:** Jun 16, 2013, 03:25:55 PM »

You got all the gross ones Big Mike

BadnewsBob · « **Reply #109 on:** Jun 17, 2013, 06:18:43 AM »

I was once young, good looking, and stupid.........Now I am just stupid.

Cheesemaker · « **Reply #110 on:** Jun 17, 2013, 08:38:39 PM »

When making love I'm always on top. Why? Cause I was always told, "Don't screw up!"

Rocksurfer · « **Reply #111 on:** Jun 27, 2013, 05:36:18 AM »

No matter how far you fall, the ground will always catch you.

twistedtoy92 · « **Reply #112 on:** Jul 06, 2013, 10:54:35 AM »

When in doubt, throttle out!

BadnewsBob · « **Reply #113 on:** Jul 06, 2013, 11:18:41 AM »

Chances are that if your parents had never had sex you wouldn't be here.

Wainiha · « **Reply #114 on:** Jul 06, 2013, 12:26:34 PM »

^ nobody wants to think about that!

907yota · « **Reply #115 on:** Jul 06, 2013, 03:48:41 PM »

N
E. + W
S
Never eat slimey worms

Wainiha · « **Reply #116 on:** Jul 06, 2013, 05:02:52 PM »

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, I guess I'll go eat some worms.

BadnewsBob · « **Reply #117 on:** Jul 07, 2013, 06:27:39 AM »

What if they aren't slimey, Can I eat those?

David · « **Reply #118 on:** Jul 07, 2013, 07:39:41 AM »

Your compass is off...worms must be from China.

David · « **Reply #119 on:** Jul 07, 2013, 07:44:47 AM »

By the time you decide to look for greener pastures, you're too old to climb the fence.