Author Topic: Words of Wisdom (Read 65617 times)

Rocksurfer · « **Reply #30 on:** Dec 14, 2012, 09:31:43 PM »

A clear rejection is always better than a fake promise

Rocksurfer · « **Reply #31 on:** Dec 15, 2012, 01:38:19 AM »

If making guns illegal will take them off the streets, maybe we should make heroin and crack illegal too.

zembalayan · « **Reply #32 on:** Dec 15, 2012, 03:22:16 AM »

Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean people aren't really out to get you. :-)

Wainiha · « **Reply #33 on:** Dec 15, 2012, 11:31:11 AM »

Better to let people suspect you're stupid, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

twistedtoy92 · « **Reply #34 on:** Dec 15, 2012, 12:26:39 PM »

If you think you will hate yourself in the morning, sleep till noon!

Zs Confederate Toy · « **Reply #35 on:** Dec 15, 2012, 12:40:09 PM »

The scariest thing about a brain aneurysm is that it could happen at any time

builttoabuse · « **Reply #36 on:** Dec 15, 2012, 01:25:55 PM »

Quote from: BigMike on Dec 05, 2012, 10:42:22 AM

I thought about swapping a 3RZ-FE into my 1987 MR2, but the engine is so powerful that I fear it will break through the back firewall and crush me in my drivers seat.

haha funny

BigMike · « **Reply #37 on:** Dec 15, 2012, 03:38:39 PM »

What if your shadow is you and you are your shadow's shadow?

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greg_k113 · « **Reply #38 on:** Dec 15, 2012, 06:30:20 PM »

Jesus Saves!

Wainiha · « **Reply #39 on:** Dec 15, 2012, 06:44:07 PM »

I'm dreaming that I won an ARB RD90

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BigMike · « **Reply #40 on:** Dec 15, 2012, 10:19:11 PM »

Quote from: greg_k113 on Dec 15, 2012, 06:30:20 PM

Jesus Saves!

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86bobbedtoy · « **Reply #41 on:** Dec 15, 2012, 10:58:47 PM »

Quote from: bleakhorizon on Dec 14, 2012, 07:09:25 PM

with a 50/50 chance, your 75% to be wrong

Rocksurfer · « **Reply #42 on:** Dec 15, 2012, 11:01:15 PM »

Why buy a Samurai put Toyota parts all over it when you can just go buy a real Toyota?

86bobbedtoy · « **Reply #43 on:** Dec 16, 2012, 07:27:11 AM »

why build a truck to wheel, when you never go wheel?

86bobbedtoy · « **Reply #44 on:** Dec 16, 2012, 07:47:07 AM »

A bad day of hunting is better than a good day at work.

A bad day of wheelin is better than a good day at work.

better to have loved and lost than have never loved at all.

If shes fat, turn off the lights.

better to pee in the cold than to have it burn when you pee.

BigMike · « **Reply #45 on:** Dec 16, 2012, 10:17:48 AM »

Haha those are all pretty good

Farts are just screams from trapped poop.

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Cheesemaker · « **Reply #46 on:** Dec 16, 2012, 07:51:34 PM »

Quote from: BigMike on Dec 16, 2012, 10:17:48 AM

Farts are just screams from trapped poop.

Rockdad · « **Reply #47 on:** Dec 16, 2012, 08:15:43 PM »

If you hold in your farts they will travel up your spine and into your brain. Thats where shitty ideas come from.

Common sense is no longer common. Neither is common courtesy

Rocksurfer · « **Reply #48 on:** Dec 16, 2012, 11:06:50 PM »

If your wife/girlfriend asks you if she looks fat in this dress....... JUST SAY NO!!!!

Rockdad · « **Reply #49 on:** Dec 16, 2012, 11:20:40 PM »

Never look another man in the eye while eating a banana.

BigMike · « **Reply #50 on:** Dec 17, 2012, 07:11:01 AM »

Quote from: Rockdad on Dec 16, 2012, 11:20:40 PM

Never look another man in the eye while eating a banana.

Hahahahahahahahaha!

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Rocksurfer · « **Reply #51 on:** Dec 30, 2012, 07:54:52 PM »

Truer words have never been said....

BigMike · « **Reply #52 on:** Dec 30, 2012, 08:52:23 PM »

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Rocksurfer · « **Reply #53 on:** Dec 30, 2012, 11:40:43 PM »

The best way to be yourself is to quit trying

BigMike · « **Reply #54 on:** Jan 05, 2013, 12:20:03 AM »

Man with hole in pocket can feel cocky.

Man who runs in front of bike, gets tired. Man who runs behind bike, get exhausted.

socal 88 · « **Reply #55 on:** Jan 05, 2013, 12:31:57 AM »

Stupidity SHOULD hurt!

abnormaltoy · « **Reply #56 on:** Jan 05, 2013, 07:45:14 AM »

Words of Wisdom?

I've always found it beneficial (and more pleasant) to refrain from passing gas, as I am in the process of sitting down.

BigMike · « **Reply #57 on:** Jan 29, 2013, 10:01:24 AM »

I don't find anything wrong with lesbians. It just means they like what I like.

Cheesemaker · « **Reply #58 on:** Jan 29, 2013, 11:33:53 AM »

Refrain from farting in rain gear!!

BigMike · « **Reply #59 on:** Jan 31, 2013, 06:02:29 AM »

There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying, "I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."

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