Author Topic: Words of Wisdom (Read 65684 times)

BigMike · « **on:** Dec 05, 2012, 10:42:22 AM »

I thought about swapping a 3RZ-FE into my 1987 MR2, but the engine is so powerful that I fear it will break through the back firewall and crush me in my drivers seat.

mudaddict · « **Reply #1 on:** Dec 05, 2012, 11:24:55 AM »

Goldrush · « **Reply #2 on:** Dec 05, 2012, 11:42:57 AM »

i think you have been staring at your supercharged MR2 for to long. to much panda for you!

Nimyad · « **Reply #3 on:** Dec 05, 2012, 11:43:45 AM »

What the heck?

kneedownnate · « **Reply #4 on:** Dec 05, 2012, 01:01:16 PM »

boredom is a terrible thing

Cheesemaker · « **Reply #5 on:** Dec 05, 2012, 08:54:07 PM »

If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out!

86bobbedtoy · « **Reply #6 on:** Dec 05, 2012, 09:12:35 PM »

dooooooooooooo ittttttttttttttttttt

nisota · « **Reply #7 on:** Dec 05, 2012, 10:15:19 PM »

Its worth a try to see what happens

It would also be too cool

BadnewsBob · « **Reply #8 on:** Dec 06, 2012, 04:29:09 PM »

Don't be such a wuss........You can do it.

BigMike · « **Reply #9 on:** Dec 06, 2012, 05:24:17 PM »

If Doc Brown claims he didn't invent the time machine for financial gain, then why did he allow a film crew to profit from it?

BigMike · « **Reply #10 on:** Dec 06, 2012, 11:24:48 PM »

Hey girl, are you the square root of -1? Because you can't be real.

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Rocksurfer · « **Reply #11 on:** Dec 06, 2012, 11:47:19 PM »

um, don't eat yellow snow?

toe · « **Reply #12 on:** Dec 07, 2012, 12:02:04 AM »

Don't pee into the wind....

mudaddict · « **Reply #13 on:** Dec 07, 2012, 01:50:43 PM »

Cheesemaker · « **Reply #14 on:** Dec 07, 2012, 11:30:42 PM »

Don't spread ashes down wind!!

BadnewsBob · « **Reply #15 on:** Dec 08, 2012, 01:38:05 AM »

The first step in making your dreams come true is........To get outta bed.

BigMike · « **Reply #16 on:** Dec 08, 2012, 09:48:27 AM »

Quote from: BadnewsBob on Dec 08, 2012, 01:38:05 AM

The first step in making your dreams come true is........To get outta bed.

Most excellent reply BadnewsBob.

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daniresch · « **Reply #17 on:** Dec 08, 2012, 02:08:40 PM »

i have a sneaky suspicion people are plotting to make me happy

BigMike · « **Reply #18 on:** Dec 08, 2012, 03:18:16 PM »

hahahaha

When someone texts me "Plz" because it's shorter than "Please", I reply with "No" because it's shorter than "Yes".

Rocksurfer · « **Reply #19 on:** Dec 08, 2012, 06:42:25 PM »

When you are instructed to READ THE RULES you should read them!

BigMike · « **Reply #20 on:** Dec 08, 2012, 06:45:59 PM »

I have a fear of speed bumps. I'm slowly getting over it.

Cheesemaker · « **Reply #21 on:** Dec 08, 2012, 10:57:37 PM »

There's nothing wrong with raising your kids on bungee cords, they will be back in a minute!!!

toe · « **Reply #22 on:** Dec 08, 2012, 11:20:26 PM »

Quote from: Cheesemaker on Dec 08, 2012, 10:57:37 PM

There's nothing wrong with raising your kids on bungee cords, they will be back in a minute!!!

oh

snap

BigMike · « **Reply #23 on:** Dec 09, 2012, 11:01:21 AM »

Taco Cat spelled backwards is Taco Cat.

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Homefries · « **Reply #24 on:** Dec 09, 2012, 06:42:36 PM »

The less you give a dam, the happier you will be.

Rocksurfer · « **Reply #25 on:** Dec 10, 2012, 04:06:05 AM »

One of my biggest fears, is being accused of a crime and having my guilt or innocence judged by 12 people who were too stupid to get out of jury duty

BigMike · « **Reply #26 on:** Dec 10, 2012, 06:25:25 PM »

If you see a person in a wheelchair wearing shorts in December, never ask them if their legs are warm.

BigMike · « **Reply #27 on:** Dec 12, 2012, 08:22:29 PM »

If you like eating fries with ketchup why not eat a potato with a tomato?

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86bobbedtoy · « **Reply #28 on:** Dec 12, 2012, 08:27:25 PM »

wear your sandals in the county jail shower

Rocksurfer · « **Reply #29 on:** Dec 14, 2012, 06:16:44 AM »

If I ate myself would I be twice as big or disappear completely?

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