Words of Wisdom

[907yota]

Live aloha!!!

[Wainiha]

Ea ma kou

[twistedtoy92]

blah blah blah....

[Wainiha]

Damn Hawaiians not talking "American"

And give my Turtle point back....Hahaha

[twistedtoy92]

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Your turtle points are MINE! 

[Wainiha]

Another one gone.  dammit

[twistedtoy92]

when one takes a turtle point, give one back, or the sky might fall on your head 

[907yota]

Hug um and cut um

[Gamera]

never protest bikers =]

http://www.fromthetrenchesworldreport.com/peta-crashes-biker-gathering-not-to-be-missed/27275

[907yota]

Hahahahahaha!!! Baahhhahahahah!!!!! Hilarious !!!

[Rocksurfer]

Don't be the weak link in a chain reaction

[toe]

Life is like a thingy.

Soft, easy, relaxed.

It's women that make it hard.





edited:  I didn't type thingy,  the forum changed my word      (5 letters, starts with p, ends with s)

[Rocksurfer]

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery except when it is a patent infringement.

[BigMike]

"A Woman is like an artichoke, you must work hard to get to her heart." - Jacques Cousteau

[Rocksurfer]

After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says WTF!!!

[Wainiha]

1.  Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just piss off and leave me alone.

2.  Sex is like air. It's not that important unless you aren't getting any.

3.  No one is listening until you pass wind.

4.  Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

5.  Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

6.  If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.

7.  Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

8..  If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

9.  Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

10. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably well worth it.

11. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

12. Some days you are the dog, some days you are the tree.

13. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.

14. Good judgment comes from bad experience ... and most of that comes from bad judgment.

15. A closed mouth gathers no food.

16. There are two excellent theories for arguing with women. Neither one works.

17. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

18. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

19. We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our ass - then things just keep getting worse.

20. Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.                                           

[BigMike]

Rules to learning English:
1. Their our know rules.

[Rocksurfer]

When you speed up to lose a tailgater, you only end up with someone tailgating you at a higher speed.

[twistedtoy92]

If you are afraid you'll hate yourself in the morning, sleep till noon.

[81 shortbed]

nobody notices what I do, until I don't do it.

[Rocksurfer]

If you believe the Jester, you are just the Jester's fool

[Rocksurfer]

I think it is sad that everyone these days is a Dr. Phil, they can analysis your personal life in less than an hour and tell you how to fix it, condemn you and have all the answers for you.....


I just witnessed the months of therapy of a child destroyed by thoughtless family members of this child in less than one hour.

[abnormaltoy]

Rules to learning English:
1. Their our know rules.

O S A R!

[abnormaltoy]

"A Woman is like an artichoke, you must work hard to get to her heart." - Jacques Clouseau

Just a wild guess here...this is why he spent so much time at sea...with other males.

Who the hell compares a woman to a friggin nasty veggie? I thought frogs were supposed to be romantics.

[Wainiha]

Isn't it Cousteau?  Clouseau is from the Pink Panther.   

[BigMike]

Isn't it Cousteau?  Clouseau is from the Pink Panther.   

And one turtle point to you good Sir

[BigMike]

If I had a nickle for every time I thought about you... I would think about you way more often.

[abnormaltoy]

Isn't it Cousteau?  Clouseau is from the Pink Panther.

Who knew his first name wasn't Inspector!

Now...mine isn't funny at all is it?

[BadnewsBob]

Things are only impossible until they are not.

[BadnewsBob]

You are only as good as you want to be.