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Duffil

#150
May 31, 2005, 08:52:15 PM
 :yupyup:

"All I did was say the Easter Bunny at the Menlo Park mall was more convincing"

"do you believe that :pokinit:?  Come on, Silent Bob!"

BLACKDOG

#151
June 01, 2005, 01:25:48 PM
hows that for spontaneous?
:usa: Its better to die on your feet than live on your knees :usa:

"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free. "

"I don't believe in a government that protects us from ourselves."
              -Ronald Reagan

Don't take life too seriously, it isn't permanent

*FFC*

#152
June 01, 2005, 03:37:12 PM
"Love is like the wind, you can feel it but you can't see it"    -A Walk To Remember-
"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift - that's why they call it the present." - RW Emerson -

KWP

#153
June 01, 2005, 04:20:08 PM
silly fa66ot thingies are for chicks. ( yodamankp )  :biggthumpup:

           
88 Toyota truck ( Under Construction ) Dana 60's front and rear 5.38's, welded diffs, 3inch Downey rears up front,one link rear with aerostar coils rolling on 39.5x16.50/17 Pittbull Rockers and 17x9 Pro Comp extreme alloys.http://board.marlincrawler.com/index.php?topic=40816.0

Lady Di

#154
June 01, 2005, 04:36:15 PM
"happiness is having the financial ability to indulge in every excess"

- Calvin (Calvin and Hobbes)
Life is like a bowl of beer flavored chocolate covered dog turds.. it makes no sense. :pokinit:

Where is the Mammoth?

How the Mammoth came to be

Number Two :pokinit:

Duffil

#155
June 01, 2005, 06:37:37 PM
well, we didn't get all dressed up for nothin!-Braveheart

BLACKDOG

#156
June 03, 2005, 12:55:33 PM
"you dumb b*strd, thats not a schooner, its a sailboat."

Mallrats
:usa: Its better to die on your feet than live on your knees :usa:

"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free. "

"I don't believe in a government that protects us from ourselves."
              -Ronald Reagan

Don't take life too seriously, it isn't permanent

Duffil

#157
June 03, 2005, 01:05:41 PM
" a schooner IS a sailboat, stupidhead!"

gonzo

#158
June 06, 2005, 08:51:24 AM
"Hasta La Vista Baby"

BUBBA

#159
June 06, 2005, 09:32:36 AM
"I'll be back"
87 4runner 350 with custom dent package. 
My budget beater

gonzo

#160
June 06, 2005, 09:36:08 AM
"It's not a tumor!"

BUBBA

#161
June 06, 2005, 09:39:48 AM
"Frankly my dear,I don't give a damn"
87 4runner 350 with custom dent package. 
My budget beater

gonzo

#162
June 06, 2005, 09:57:25 AM
"......That's all Folks"

Rocksurfer

#163
June 06, 2005, 10:02:07 AM
Shoot me Now, shoot me now!!!
The Ghost-Rider/Ghost Runner

No matter how far you fall, the ground will always catch you

BLACKDOG

#164
June 06, 2005, 10:15:15 AM
"Is it apathy, or do you truly not have a goal in life? "
:usa: Its better to die on your feet than live on your knees :usa:

"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free. "

"I don't believe in a government that protects us from ourselves."
              -Ronald Reagan

Don't take life too seriously, it isn't permanent

gonzo

#165
June 06, 2005, 10:20:49 AM
......"suffering succotash".......

BLACKDOG

#166
June 06, 2005, 11:20:09 AM
Wakka wakka wakka
:usa: Its better to die on your feet than live on your knees :usa:

"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free. "

"I don't believe in a government that protects us from ourselves."
              -Ronald Reagan

Don't take life too seriously, it isn't permanent

gonzo

#167
June 06, 2005, 11:23:05 AM
"Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat..."

*FFC*

#168
June 06, 2005, 02:05:58 PM
Try to do the things you think you can't do

~a key chain~
"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift - that's why they call it the present." - RW Emerson -

BLACKDOG

#169
June 06, 2005, 02:08:22 PM
"if you think you cant, you wont, but if you think you can, you will"

"If you try and fail, all you have done is discovered a way not to do it, but if you never try, because of fear of failing, you have failed more than you could ever imagine"
:usa: Its better to die on your feet than live on your knees :usa:

"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free. "

"I don't believe in a government that protects us from ourselves."
              -Ronald Reagan

Don't take life too seriously, it isn't permanent

*FFC*

#170
June 06, 2005, 02:15:51 PM
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.  If it ain't lost don't try to find it. If it's right don't make it wrong.  If it's short don't make it long.  It always helps to make it easy on yourself.

~John Andersen~
"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift - that's why they call it the present." - RW Emerson -

BLACKDOG

#171
June 06, 2005, 02:18:18 PM
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
Man who eat prunes get good run for money.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
7/5th of all people do not understand fractions.
43% of all statistics are worthless.
A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.
You can lead a fool to wisdom but you can't make him think.
"A Wise Man can see more from the bottom of a well than a Fool can see from the top of a mountain." .
"You never test the depth of a river with both feet."
"Hear and you forget; see and you remember; do and you understand."
"The believer is happy. The doubter is wise."
It takes both sunshine and rain to make a rainbow.
Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind.
Everything has beauty but not everyone sees it.
There are no short cuts to any place worth going.
Free speech carries with it some freedom to listen.
A man who thinks too much about his ancestors is like a potato—the best part of him is underground.
A ship in the harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for.
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Your heart understands what your head cannot yet conceive; trust your heart.
A peacock who sits on his tail is just another turkey.
He who never made a mistake never made a discovery.
It is never too late to be what you might have been.
If you are willing to admit faults, you have one less fault to admit.
You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom.
:usa: Its better to die on your feet than live on your knees :usa:

"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free. "

"I don't believe in a government that protects us from ourselves."
              -Ronald Reagan

Don't take life too seriously, it isn't permanent

Rocksurfer

#172
June 06, 2005, 06:47:40 PM
Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. -- Bertrand Russell

Don't be afraid to ask dumb questions. They're more easily handled than dumb mistakes. -- William Wister Haines

Have the courage to be ignorant of a great number of things, in order to avoid the calamity of being ignorant of everything. -- Sydney Smith

Nothing is so good for an ignorant man as silence and if he was sensible of this he would not be ignorant. -- Saadi

When people say that the desert is lifeless, it just makes me want to grab them by the collar and yell, 'Why you stupid, stupid b*std' Then I drive them out into the desert to where the circus is, and point out the many forms of zebra and clown life. -- Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask Do they get smart just in time to ask questions -- Scott Adams

I'm not dumb enough to be a goalie. -- Brad Hull

Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb. -- Rick Moranis

I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information. -- Bill Watterson

Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. -- Eugene McCarthy

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork. -- Edward Abbey

The great lawyer who employs his talent and his learning in the highly emunerative task of enabling a very wealthy client to override or circumvent the law is doing all that in him lies to encourage the growth in the country of a spirit of dumb anger against all laws and of disbelief in their efficacy. -- Theodore Roosevelt
The Ghost-Rider/Ghost Runner

No matter how far you fall, the ground will always catch you

KDC

#173
June 06, 2005, 10:25:30 PM
I'm sorry.  Take it or leave it.  Just let me know so i'm not askin for forgiveness throughout the evening.

If the steering wheel had butt cheeks, the sticker in my hand would say priority seated.

I sure remember tomorrow just as clear as I do yesterday.  I never dance with the Devil cuz I can't afford the hell to pay.

Without these hard times, you and I would not know how to treat prosperity.

ozzy93xtra

#174
June 07, 2005, 04:58:46 AM
yeah you can milk anything with nipples......"greg i have nipples can you milk me?"meet the fockers
M- I- S- S- I- S- S- I- P- P- I- B- O- U- N- D-

gonzo

#175
June 07, 2005, 05:55:04 AM
"beam me up Scotty"

BLACKDOG

#176
June 08, 2005, 04:25:24 PM
"I know something you do not know"

"what is that?"

" I am not left handed"
:usa: Its better to die on your feet than live on your knees :usa:

"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free. "

"I don't believe in a government that protects us from ourselves."
              -Ronald Reagan

Don't take life too seriously, it isn't permanent

BUBBA

#177
June 08, 2005, 10:58:18 PM
"Don't start nuttin,won't be nuttin"
87 4runner 350 with custom dent package. 
My budget beater

gonzo

#178
June 09, 2005, 08:10:51 AM
"....you don't make mistakes if you don't do anything.....so get off your A$$ and get to work...."

KWP

#179
June 09, 2005, 05:44:24 PM
you got knocked the flop out!  [Smokey]
88 Toyota truck ( Under Construction ) Dana 60's front and rear 5.38's, welded diffs, 3inch Downey rears up front,one link rear with aerostar coils rolling on 39.5x16.50/17 Pittbull Rockers and 17x9 Pro Comp extreme alloys.http://board.marlincrawler.com/index.php?topic=40816.0
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