Quote War!!!

[84runner]

That is from Nigh at the Roxberry

[84runner]

Q: Where you from private ?
A: Texas, Sir!

They only thing that comes from Texas is steers and 


You look like the kind of guy who wouldn't have the common curtacy (sp) to give a guy a reach around 

[SWAMPER]

Night at the rox.

Are you two brothers?  Noooo!!!...uhm....YES!!!!... SCore!!!

[84runner]

Son if brains where dynamite you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose

[84runner]

If it don't fit force it    If it breaks it needed replacement anyways 

[84runner]

Momma always said a cross thread was better than 2 lock washers

[Sir_Titus]

Highlander "Its better to burn out than fade away"

Officer and a gentleman 'you got to ask me nicely. I can take the bombs I can take the bullets, but what  I can't take is you standin there in your faggety white uniform running your damn Harvard mouth.  So you have to ask me nicely"

of course best of all "GETT'ER DONE"

[mudguts]

I need a bottle in front of me, not a frontal labotomy 

[Sir_Titus]

forgot one

    "Life is hard but its even harder when your stupid"  The Duke

[abnormaltoy]

Don't get old and fat...at the same time.


You'd better be strong, if you're stupid.

[Mike D]

"I want the truth"             "you can't handle the truth"

[BLACKDOG]

There are two tools you need in life: Duct tape and WD40
If it moves and it shouldnt, use the duct tape
if it doesnt move and it should, use the WD40

[BLACKDOG]

Duct tape is like the force
it has a light side and a dark side, and hold the universe together

"tengo un gato en mis pantalones"

"tienes queso en tus chonies?"

[SWAMPER]

I dont know where you got the last two and for god's sake whatis chonies?

[iNfErNaL]

National Security......................................"Viva Las Mexico,and I'm out!".

[iNfErNaL]

This one's for 86Runner................."I'll beelieve dat when me turns purple,and smells like rainbow sherbert".

[iNfErNaL]

How'bout this one?................."Excuse me?.(whisper)Your balls are showing.Bumble bee tuna!......

[iNfErNaL]

One more.........."Hey ese!,mekito moroto mereto.Mekino netero.".......................................................................Chris Tucker,as Smokey in Friday.

[iNfErNaL]

One more for 86................................"Ahhh,waiter,there you are.I'll have the enchilada platter,with two tacos,and no guaca-moles please,Mike?...Yeah chief,I'll have a chachilla!!!!"     .

[iNfErNaL]

Last one........"Are you a MR.Gaylord Focker?......Wait wait wait,so your name is Gay Fawker?.".

[SWAMPER]

hehe I like the last one

[BigMike]

Birds of a feather flock together and poop on your car.

When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be  vague.

Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.

A penny saved is a government oversight.

The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

He who hesitates is probably right.

If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really
in trouble.

There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.

Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "Theirs"?

Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are " XL".



Here, I'll translate these into Japanese so everyone can understand:

"tengo un gato en mis pantalones"

"ashi de neko ga aru"

"tienes queso en tus chonies?"

"ore no shitagi de chi-zu wo arimasu ka?"

[CTENG in KS]

Officer and a gentleman 'you got to ask me nicely. I can take the bombs I can take the bullets, but what  I can't take is you standin there in your f*g**ty white uniform running your damn Harvard mouth.  So you have to ask me nicely"

That's Jack Nicholson..."A Few Good Men"

"You see Danny, I can deal with the bullets, and the bombs, and the blood. I don't want money, and I don't want medals. What I do want is for you to stand there in that faggoty white uniform and with your Harvard mouth extend me some freakin' courtesy. You gotta ask me nicely."

[CTENG in KS]

StripTease:

Erb Crandal:    Why are you all shiny?
Congressman David Dilbeck:    It's Vaseline!
Erb Crandal:    Oh ho! Ohhh! It's Vas . . . great . . . it's Vaseline!
Congressman David Dilbeck:    You've never covered yourself with Vaseline?
Erb Crandal:    No, no, not unless I have third degree burns, no.

[mudguts]

Treasures Of The Sierra Madre

Dobbs: If you're the federales, where are your badges?

El Bandito: Bagess, we don had no bagess, we don need no stinkin bagess.

[mudguts]

Alls I need is some tastey waves and a cool buzz and I'm fine.        Steve Spiccoli

[Duffil]

Name this quote

"...and I love it and i pet it and i stroke it and i poke it then i kill it"

TOMMY BOY, BABY!!!  "tell you what, ill go turn the fryers back on"

[Duffil]

Tomorrow is a mystery.  Today is a gift.  That is why we call it the present.--Eleanor Roosevelt

And all that glitters is not gold--Ultra Blue by Thrice

and my favorite (insert NY accent) "ya, I trow down a bottle of jack durin da day, i whack down a six-pack at night, but ahh, i don't think its my drinkin' so much as my nerves.  i've always been kinda high strung, i'm always swingin at the fences if ya know what i mean.  this guy walked too close to my car the other day, i busted his jaw fer him.  anyway, im gettin sick of talkin to yous any way .  ill see ya later there ok."  --  Frank Rizzo

[Mike D]

Bruce Almighty:

"Go back to you home you anal dwelling monkey"

[mudguts]

Women don't sweat, snore, belch or fart. Therefore, they must pregnant dog or they'll blow up.