Quote War!!!

Started by BLACKDOG, November 22, 2004, 12:51:51 PM

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bigdaddypoppop

seen on a bumper sticker..."If your the pick of the litter....what did they leave behind?"




gonzo

"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." --Dan Quayle   I wonder if his mother had any children that lived? :shake_head:

crawlerdan

Quote from: crawlerdan on August 16, 2005, 12:50:11 PM
  :snapshot: LOOK AT HIS LITTLE WINKY! HES WINKING THE WRONG WINKER!-me a few mins. ago
um-sorry bout that one-it was the mexican food talking :dunno:

*FFC*

Quote from: crawlerdan on August 17, 2005, 09:05:08 AM
um-sorry bout that one-it was the mexican food talking :dunno:

Uhhh huhhhhh suuuuuuuure  :_oops:  :hahaha:
"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift - that's why they call it the present." - RW Emerson -

crawlerdan

you where there, you saw!

*FFC*

Quote from: crawlerdan on August 17, 2005, 02:23:10 PM
you where there, you saw!

:yesnod: I thought you said it before you ate  :talkingn:
"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift - that's why they call it the present." - RW Emerson -

crawlerdan


*FFC*

"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift - that's why they call it the present." - RW Emerson -

decyfer

the great christopher walken

"two mice fall into a tub of cream. once mice he drown. the other mice he swim so fast he turn that cream into butter and crawl his way out. i sir am the second mouse."
is it bad when you unplug the power wire from your stereo and it still plays

Yota_Gotta_Krawl

Super Troopers

" And the Shnazle berries taste like Shnazle berries"
" YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO!?!?!?!"
"One large Pop, Its for a cop"
I like my cars low and fast and my trucks tall and slllloooowwwww

Duffil

"you're comin at me all wrong...it's the wrong tone.  you do that again, I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron."

BigMike

Lance Armstrong:

"Just trying to stay retired, dude."

"For me it was always a simple passion"

"I'm sorry for you, ... I'm sorry you don't believe in miracles."

"You have to live with the crashes, and hope you don't get into one"

"Pain is temporary. It may last a minute, or an hour, or a day, or a year, but eventually it will subside and something else will take its place. If I quit, however, it lasts forever."

"Pain is temporary. Quitting lasts forever."

"If you worried about falling off the bike, you'd never get on."

"I figure the faster I pedal, the faster I can retire."

:usa:
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"The worst of both worlds, the best of neither." -abnormaltoy
"An informed question. But difficult to answer. I am what you see." -Nanaki

BigMike

"It is not our abilities that show what we truly are... it is our choices."
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"The worst of both worlds, the best of neither." -abnormaltoy
"An informed question. But difficult to answer. I am what you see." -Nanaki

Duffil

" 'Tis better to be silent and thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt."

Duffil

" if you had another brain, it would die of loneliness."

jimbo74

do you know about puerto rican judo?

judo nt know if i got a gun
judo nt know if i got a knife
judo nt know what i got
:usa:

The cost of freedom is always high, but Americans have always paid it. And one path we shall never choose, and that is the path of surrender, or submission.

~ John F. Kennedy ~

BigMike

Quote from: Duffil on July 16, 2007, 10:55:59 PM
" 'Tis better to be silent and thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt."

:yupyup:

Quote from: Duffil on July 16, 2007, 10:56:39 PM
" if you had another brain, it would die of loneliness."

:rofl2: :rofl2:

Quote from: jimbo74 on July 16, 2007, 11:00:21 PM
do you know about puerto rican judo?

judo nt know if i got a gun
judo nt know if i got a knife
judo nt know what i got

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Things are only impossible until they are not.
"The worst of both worlds, the best of neither." -abnormaltoy
"An informed question. But difficult to answer. I am what you see." -Nanaki

*FFC*

#227
Back from the dead :yikes:




"Do I have to fix my brake lamp in order to pass Emissions?"

"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift - that's why they call it the present." - RW Emerson -

Duffil

I was wrong once, I thought I had made a mistake.

bigdaddypoppop

Bumper sticker--As a matter of fact I do own the road.
Me to a nurse after she really irritated me.  "Were you born stupid or did you just wake up that way one day?"  Yeah I was in serious pain and she was being seriously a pregnantdog.

Stupid people shouldnt breed.

fordh8r

"You cannot piss off those to who it does not matter"


                                                                    -me-

Duffil

the way I see it, a lie is just as good as the truth as long as somebody believes it.

notajeep

"If guns kill people, mine must be defective."  -Ted Nugget.
You have a Jeep?  That's cute.... So does Barbi.

Duffil

"Oh, I'm sorry.  Did I break your concentration?!" --Jules Winnfield

fordh8r

"You da man, girlfriend"

                     -another one of my favorites-

BUBBA

One of my favorites

"Have a coke and a smile and STFU"
87 4runner 350 with custom dent package. 
My budget beater

DTB

"you cant fix stupid!"  :cheese:
RIP KYOTA
Quotetoyminator2000 – There has to be dumb people in order for there to be smart people
Low down & durrrrrrty Rock Stacking Web Wheeler :driving: Too many Yuppies..:shake:...Not enough Hippies :flamer:  Hobbies: stealing cookies, slangin' tacos, owning tequila bars, wheeling with paco

kneedownnate

Quote from: bigdaddypoppop on July 17, 2007, 07:08:24 PM
Stupid people shouldnt breed.

:rofl2:  a long time family favorite!

A codgity (sp) old fart at work to me years ago:  If you had any brains you'd have em out on the floor playing with em
RIP KYOTA

You can go through life being scared of the possible, or you can have a little fun and tease the inevitable.

Give a man venison, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to hunt Blacktail, he'll be frustrated for life!

Tallchevy

I like this one

You must have been born through your moms a$$ cause her kitty cat was to busy!
:angry: My child is an honor student at Anton Levay's School of Satanic Arts :angry:

87 4Runner redo
http://board.marlincrawler.com/index.php?topic=41959.0
87 Toyota 4Runner, SAS Rig Gallery
http://board.marlincrawler.com/index.php?topic=29877.msg3

Duffil

It's like I always say: If I can't touch the bottom, that's my fault;  If I can't touch both sides at the same time, that's HER fault.